A grandmother was telling her granddaughter what her own childhood was like.
As she reminisced, she said things like:
"We used to skate outside on a pond."
"I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard.
"We rode our pony."
"We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl stared at her grandmother, wide-eyed, taking it all in.
At last she said, "Grandma, I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"********************
A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to test their knowledge of body parts. One day, while pointing to a little boy's ear, the doctor asked him, "Is this your nose?"
Immediately the little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mom, I think we'd better find a new doctor!"
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A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"
The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."