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T O P I C R E V I E WLEXXThank you Zala! Actual reports in a Mpumalanga Hospital (South Africa) Register1. The patient refused autopsy.2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with B only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year..7. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.13. She is numb from her toes down.14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.15. The skin was moist and dry.16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities ------------------Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.Azalakshspunknini should get the credit for this one sunshine9Thanks for the laughs! I've seen this before, but it's always funny!Sunshinevenusdeindia charmainecWT.. Lexxigramer Randall Randall LexxigramerFun bump! Thank you! ------------------NumeroLexigrams~I remember, therefore I am immortal~LexxigramerClick here to read My Lexigramming Biography/over 1/2 a century to date LexigrammingRandallYWRandallGood stuff! LexxigramerYeppers! RandallPeople in the medical profession should especially like it.juniperb18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid ------------------Partial truth~the seeds of wisdom~can be found in many places...The seeds of wisdom are contained in all scriptures ever written… especially in art, music, and poetry and, above all, in Nature.Linda GoodmanLexxigramer Randall RandallFunny bone bump!Randall
Actual reports in a Mpumalanga Hospital (South Africa) Register1. The patient refused autopsy.2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with B only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year..7. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.13. She is numb from her toes down.14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.15. The skin was moist and dry.16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
------------------Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
Sunshine
------------------NumeroLexigrams~I remember, therefore I am immortal~LexxigramerClick here to read My Lexigramming Biography/over 1/2 a century to date Lexigramming
------------------Partial truth~the seeds of wisdom~can be found in many places...The seeds of wisdom are contained in all scriptures ever written… especially in art, music, and poetry and, above all, in Nature.Linda Goodman
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