If you think the way to a man¡¦s heart is through his stomach you¡¦re aiming to high.Women don¡¦t make fools of men ¡V most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason ¡V you¡¦ve got sick of him.
Never trust a man who says he¡¦s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
A woman¡¦s work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
If you want a nice man go for a bald one - - they try harder.
Go for a younger men. You might as well ¡V they never mature anyway.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men ¡§don¡¦t¡¨ and ¡§stop¡¨ (but not used together).
Men are all the same - - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out the bath to pee.
Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - - a woman.
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - - strong, caring, loving -- they¡¦d be wrong but you could still use them!
Men are like animals messy, insensitive and potentially violent ¡V but they make great pets!
Mens brains are like the prison system – system not enough cells per man.
Husbands are like children they're fine if they're someone else's.