posted August 12, 2015 12:12 AM            

So when I hear someone say something that is SO characteristic of their sign, I just have to chuckle to myself instead of sharing it. Unless they are a Leo, then they want to hear it just because they like hearing about themselves=D

I'm just creating this post so everyone can post things they hear the signs say that are so characteristic of their sun signs that you have to laugh. Your fellow astro-nuts will appreciate it!

My Capricorn boss said today, "I don't like going on vacation. Disney World sounds like hell."

A Gemini girl I know constantly posts statuses constantly about how she's going to wal-mart and she can't get her car to start and how annoying she is and how bored she is. It's hilarious, because she's basically talking to herself via social media!

The other day she posted this status: "Lol im such an annoying person , like i talk to maybe 2 people daily or try to anyway . Like I will spam them with **** . like stupid ass stuff I find funny , pickup lines , **** I tell one of them exactly what im doing ALL THE TIME . yup im totally that friend"

Scorpio moon is very obvious too, but I think posting the things they say would dampen the intentionally lighthearted nature of this thread lol!

posted August 12, 2015 12:20 AM            

I met a Virgo Sun / Aquarius Moon who was a clean freak and he had rules about how you entered his house so as not to undo his efforts. He had a page of a list of instructions - not kidding.

posted August 12, 2015 12:41 AM            

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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
"My effort is never enough" Capricorn Moon!

I met a Virgo Sun / Aquarius Moon who was a clean freak and he had rules about how you entered his house so as not to undo his efforts. He had a page of a list of instructions - not kidding.

Taurus friend with Sun conjunct Jupiter gets ****** if you question her ethics.

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posted August 12, 2015 06:07 AM            

I am going to do this...
I want...
I will...
I decided...

Virgo

''These people just don't know how to make plans'' my brother, about our parents

''our house is ALWAYS so messy'' again my brother.

''My boss does not know how to be professional.''

posted August 12, 2015 09:05 AM            

Bananaz I need a trick like that for my Pisces mom!

posted August 12, 2015 06:28 PM            

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Originally posted by Vajra:
- My Scorpio SO, during one of our first talks ever: "I'm a Scorpio. I hate my character!" A few weeks later, after our romantic relationship had just started: "You'll find out soon enough what you've gotten yourself into."

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posted August 12, 2015 06:34 PM            

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Originally posted by AlexandraWood:
It's like theres this whole other Scorpio/crazy side waiting to strike.

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posted August 12, 2015 06:36 PM            

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Originally posted by Vajra:
My dear Sag brother after losing his temper with me big time, by way of apology: "You see, I've been under a lot of pressure lately, and it just had to go somewhere. I can't scream at my wife or she'll divorce me, and Mom is just too sensitive, this means that you're the only one I feel safe enough with to scream at, so that's just that. Want a beer?"

- A close female Sag friend, trying to talk me into another adventure: "Wanna come spend the next holiday swimming from one Aegean island to the other? We could hop from island to island that way without needing a boat. We would have to start the training four to five months in advance though, three times a week. You're in?" When I told her she must've been smoking the wrong kind of weed lately if she actually thought I would consider that a "holiday," and that training for months just to do such a silly thing was completely out of the question, she said with genuine disappointment: "Such a pity. Among all the people I know I though at least YOU would perhaps think this is a good idea." Sag optimism at its best!

Ok that's all I can think of for now. Fun topic!

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posted August 12, 2015 06:38 PM            

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Originally posted by wheresthemoon:
Once we were fighting and he texted me in all caps "I DO WHAT I WANT!" Then I blocked his number. He also likes to go on and on about efficiency and how no one else is as efficient as he is and how fast he can get things done.

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posted August 12, 2015 07:47 PM            

Virgo friend no.2 - speaking of her boyfriend - "Why can he put things away after he's finished with them? Is it so difficult not to leave a book on the night stand?"

A Sag friend of mine, talking about his plans for the future - " You know, I'd really like to buy a farm one day, somewhere I could be free. I'd get some horses,too. I love horses. And cats. And dogs. That kind of stuff"

Sag friend no.2 - (after she called me and I answered the phone) "Wow! You answered so quickly! And you sound really happy to hear me! That's so nice! Why can't all people answer the phone like that? That would be awesome! Anyway, wanna go out tonight? Yes? You don't have to think about it? Wow, that's great! I wish all people would make decisions so quickly!"

Taurus friend, not wanting to go for a coffee directly after work because "I need to eat and then I need to lie down a bit. I need my beauty rest before I can move on".

My Leo cousin, on why he dumped his Taurus girlfriend - "Ok, so we are in Norway, and what does she do? Eat and sit in cafes all the damn time! What's worse, I let her pick a hotel, and she picked the ugliest hotel in Norway! You know me, I like to stay in best hotels when I travel, I mean, what's the point of travelling if you don't do it in style? But the real problem was that she didn't want to do anything! I'd organized a perfect trip - a little bit of tracking, a boat ride in a viking ship, I even wanted to rent bicycles. What did she want to do? Eat all the cakes in Norway!"

My Capricorn cousin, about her former job - " When I came there, everybody treated me like trash. But I kept quiet, I did my job, and I kept smiling. I was there for everybody, I did my best, and soon I became their best employee. The customers adored me, my collegues loved me. Some of them cried when I left, and they begged me to reconsider my decision because they didn't know what they'd do without me."

My Pisces mother of ungrateful relatives: "She came here (my sister) last week, and I gave her a bag full of things and food, but did she say "thank you"? Of course she didn't! God knows I ask nothing in return and I like helping, and I'll keep helping her, but has she forgotten how I looked after her children when she had to work? Do you remember that? Where were her in-laws then? I mean, I really don't ask for anything, and I've been putting up with her escapades for years ... (blah, blah, blah, this goes on, and on, and on...)

Cancer talking about her Aries brother-in-law's joke - "Why did he say that? He knew how sensitive I was when it comes to that (they talked about changing diapers of their newborn son ). He knew it, but he kept going. And then he asked me if I'd like to change my nephew's diapers, to see if I could do it! What an idiot! How could he be so cruel! I started crying so I ran away and locked myself in the bathroom"

One of my Aries students, talking about his holidays - " Well, yeah, I go on holiday with my family or my friends. Where do we usually go? Wherever I want to go, of course,and if they don't like that, they are free to leave."

posted August 12, 2015 10:42 PM            

I saw a few Scorpio ones so since we're going there:

Scorpio sun guy: "you own my soul."

Scorpio moon guy: "I need you. I want to hurt you. I am crazy right now." (I realize this is a very sadistic manifestation of Scorpio lol)

posted August 13, 2015 03:29 AM            

I've also been told that I should use the word, "wait!" as my sole voicemail message, instead of, I can't come to the phone right now...

I can spend hours in a bookstore, but prefer company in the cafe area. Gemini Moon/Venus. I used to avoid the cafe, feeling too shy to be around others. Possibly Scorpio ascendant.

posted August 13, 2015 11:04 AM            

Here's one:

"Mom, I hate to think of myself being a baby. It's pretty gross. People treat babies with tenderness and that's just....ew. God I hate to think of it!!!"

So I had to tell my Capricorn moon son that he was basically BORN a stoic, he didn't even cry when he was born, he just calmly looked around. And I assured him that I always respected his sense of reserve.

posted August 13, 2015 11:10 AM            

Her: So are you okay?
Me: Sure, I'm fine.
Her: You're better than last year?
Me: Huh?
Her: You were really out of it last year.
Me: "Out of it" ???
Her: God you don't even know you were out of it?
Me: I don't know what you're talking about.
Her: Whatever!! *rolls eyes*

posted August 13, 2015 11:42 AM            

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Originally posted by goddessinworld:
haha this. as a scorpio moon I just know people can't handle my feelings. I've definitely told people to stay away from me because I didn't want to be a burden to them.

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posted August 13, 2015 12:12 PM            

So during work, one of my female coworkers brought in a female puppy that her husband had gotten her for a gift. Naturally, I held the puppy like everyone else around the office. What I didn't know at the time was the fact that my female co-worker wore a very strong perfume and somehow, that perfume got onto my clothes (it may have have happened while I was talking to her or it may have happened while I held the puppy... God knows.)

Anyway, so I came home that evening and my perceptive wife managed to get a whiff of the lingering perfume smell on my clothes.

She said: "Well that's an interesting smell... Mind telling me what you have been up to this evening?"

Me being the Sagittarius Mars that I am got all Smart ass like and replied: "Oh nothing... Just been playing around with a young b*tch." *Insert cocky grin.*

The next few hours were spent trying to convince my wife that I wasn't playing around with some young hoochie .

posted August 13, 2015 01:04 PM            

"Today, men are total cowards! Where are the times when guys had enough balls to aproach girls???" My dad with Aries Sun.

"I think I'm too rational to believe in God. I can't believe that Jesus Christ is son of God and that at the same time he IS God himself. I just can't. It's so absurd" My brother with chart ruler in Aquarius. He also said that as a kid he often felt "empty" and unemotional.

posted August 13, 2015 04:18 PM            

"It's all human stuff. I hate human stuff! So boring!"