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posted May 15, 2009 06:49 PM         

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You have to read the reviews to believe it!
I'm just dying laughing here!
Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes

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posted May 15, 2009 07:06 PM         

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wtf
Funny reviews.

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posted May 15, 2009 08:22 PM         

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WTF!? that isnt real..is it??

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posted May 16, 2009 12:02 AM         

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115 reviews. haha. someone has a strange hobby. but i kinda want the shirt now.

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posted May 16, 2009 12:05 AM         

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wait wait wait. it's NUMBER FOUR on the amazone bestseller's list?? perhaps it's a cult.

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posted May 16, 2009 12:22 AM         

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/283039616.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/335213414.html

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posted May 16, 2009 02:08 AM         

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there's just one glitch in his story:

would a "luxury" office building bathroom
be sporting "1-ply sandpaper-toilet paper"?

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posted May 16, 2009 02:22 AM         

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We appreciate humor as much as the next company, but we don't approve of some of the Classist remarks that are being generated here... Please keep it clean some of the stories are pure genius and really made our month. Feel free to submit your story/review to us and we'll pick the best and send the weekly winner a free 3 Wolf Moon Shirt!

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Who wants to try their hand at a review?

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posted May 16, 2009 03:10 AM         

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Five business days. That's how long they said it would take for my Three Wolf Moon shirt to arrive, -- but it may as well have been an eternity. When the shirt finally got here, I was so delirious with longing I could hardly uncurl my fingers from the tufts of carpet and hair they'd been tearing at (unbeknownst to me) for the past several hours. Was it really here, at long last?!? I wiped the blood from my eyes (it wasnt until much later that I discovered the source of the blood, or even began to wonder how I'd come to be drenched in monkey blood in the first place). When I entered the bathroom, eager to get a look at the new me, I was prepared for something magnificent, but I had no way of anticipating the profound, mystical experience that awaited me there. Though I dare not sully it by attempting to put it into words, I am happy to report that I have finally made contact with my spirit guide. His name is Mort, and he is an unemployed type-setter from the Plaedes star system. Mort has informed me that my true calling involves cheese. Possibly a new way of making or conceiving of cheese. I'm not sure, yet. Later that evening, I ventured outside my apartment for the first time in years (or so I thought; in fact, it had only been a few hours since I'd last set foot outside the door, -- as it turned out, in search of monkeys, -- but I digress). My friends, it came as no surprise to me to discover that, in my new Three Wolf Moon shirt, I was literally stopping traffic. And you can't tell me it had everything to do with the blood, the random bald-spots, the fact that I wasnt wearing pants, or the seven-inch tail I never bothered to have surgically removed as a child. When the cops surrounded me with their guns and shouting, it was clear they were just sweating my dope-@ss threads. They "confiscated" the shirt at the station, as "evidence", but I've been told it may be returned to me in a few years, with good behavior. We shall see. In the meantime, I commune with Mort and meditate on the various manifestations and applications of cheese. This has proven more illuminating that I have space here to elaborate upon. Suffice to say, there is A LOT that most people never even suspect about cheese. Oh, yes.

Sincerely,
Waiting For Parole

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posted May 16, 2009 03:10 AM         

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I tried.

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posted May 16, 2009 03:15 AM         

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Awesome!!

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posted May 16, 2009 04:38 AM         

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posted May 16, 2009 06:07 AM         

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Those were great. I want the purple/white wolf girl one now.

I think it would look even better with the sleeves cut off and the bottom tied in a knot at the side. And a dirty scrunchie in my hair. Maybe pair it with some stone washed daisy dukes.

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posted May 16, 2009 06:11 AM         

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craigslist ads were hilarious too. especially the second one; the chick on the train. i think she's my twin.

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