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Topic: Was Michael Jackson really Roman Polanski's Love Child?
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PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:10 AM
 
From the LL soapie "**** it - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em".In last week's episode, Gilligan was rescued off the island by Major Nelson who took him captive and made him the sex slave of some Jeanie. Ridge fell victim to Brooke's love spell and everyone on Coronation Street went to the pub to cure their sexual dysfunction. Prick, still suffering amnesia, was recruited to the Phantom Of The Opera On Ice. Stay tuned for this week's episode... IP: Logged |
Lara
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posted October 01, 2009 05:12 AM
LMAO!!hahhahahhaha hope you are well Peace Angel  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:14 AM
Luke sensed a presence from the dark side, and then realised that he'd forgotten to put on the light. Leia, after realising that she'd actually kissed her brother, had a one night stand with Chewbacca.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:15 AM
Yes, all is well thanks Lara. Hope all is well with you too.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:18 AM
Meanwhile, back on the secluded Isle of Paradise, some place in the Pacific, bm and AG were finally, consum.... ing coconuts and making pine nut daquaris. Though, they were briefly disrupted by the call, "the plane, boss, the plane".IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:19 AM
Back in the remote dungeons of Heathenland, PeaceAngel realised that the hair colour that was meant to be in for 30 minutes had actually been in for about three times as long now.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:28 AM
While PA was busy in the shower, Leia was busy flossing. Think about it.IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 01, 2009 05:29 AM
Oh dear cried wheels of cheese, looks like your hair's smoking and I think your scalp is melting over your face like a ripe CamembertIP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:37 AM
The new white meat.  Don't knock it.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:39 AM
And, err, wheels....... it's not just my hair that's smokin'. ***wink wink***IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 05:42 AM
OMG! Wheels. Are you, are you..... really Brooke and Ridge's love child?And is cpn your.... evil long lost twin? IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 01, 2009 05:51 AM
hahahaaaaa!I am, my real name is Bridge. And Cpn, yes, they gave her away at birth, she was raised by wolves in Arizona. Her first word was "Grrr" IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted October 01, 2009 05:59 AM
Hurry up and wash that damn dye out. I've made popcorn and it's getting cold.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 06:04 AM
Wolves? Oh, I thought foxes, because she's such a .......... oh, yeah, public forum.  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 06:05 AM
Cold Popcorn. It's official. That's the name of our soap opera. I want to be in a really dire situation and be rescued by ALL the men from NCIS. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 06:05 AM
Lord, I think I actually blushed after I typed that.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 06:10 AM
Meanwhile, Bridge has been moping about looking for her/his eternal lover. In the distance a smoke signals cries out... looking distinctly like three well known letters = M........V........M.IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 01, 2009 06:14 AM
"Mum!" cried the dyslexic Bridge, I'm over here!IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 06:16 AM
Actually, meaning that he was over "there".IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 06:16 AM
But by the time they realised, it was too late.IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 01, 2009 06:17 AM
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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted October 01, 2009 07:07 AM
meanwhile back at the bat cave kat(woman) was chillin with robin and takes a importannt call about the joker and the heist of the century. IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner
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posted October 01, 2009 07:12 AM
as ginger, lara, get taken by a group of natives to be the bride of king longadong, her rescue is plotted carefully and global positioning was done by ag to find her with 2 wires and some coconut and two grape leaves he luckily found.on full moons the captain disappears to live with the wolves, more on that later. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 01, 2009 07:12 AM
Blast those penguins from Happy Feet, they've stolen the world's supply of Hello Kitty vibrators.IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner
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posted October 01, 2009 07:13 AM
(that was hilarious)IP: Logged |
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