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Dee Moderator Posts: 1470 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 27, 2009 02:20 AM
Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning..It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from North Dakota. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees. Uff da!! Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/north-dakota/849288-why-marry-north-dakota-girl.html#ixzz0arn9VPOP
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Coffee Knowflake Posts: 2039 From: Leeds Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 27, 2009 02:25 AM
Well, I guess there is nothing to say she did it, but I guess it would be different the other way round.IP: Logged |
lalalinda Moderator Posts: 1719 From: nevada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 27, 2009 04:22 PM
serves him right Hey Dee IP: Logged |
Unmoved Knowflake Posts: 2196 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted December 31, 2009 12:37 PM
Didn't want to open a new thread with this LOL, so here it is, called Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns: IP: Logged |
Unmoved Knowflake Posts: 2196 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted December 31, 2009 01:46 PM
When I grow up...(I thought it was sweet but the cover-up was hilarious!) IP: Logged |
Unmoved Knowflake Posts: 2196 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted December 31, 2009 02:02 PM
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koiflower Knowflake Posts: 1984 From: Australia Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 31, 2009 06:29 PM
thanks for the laugh!!IP: Logged |
LEXX Moderator Posts: 7909 From: Still out looking for Schrodinger's cat.......& LEXIGRAMMING.♥.. is my Passion! Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 31, 2009 08:47 PM
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moonram Knowflake Posts: 79 From: Neptune Registered: May 2011
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posted October 16, 2011 10:39 PM
North Dakota women rule. IP: Logged |
NickiG Moderator Posts: 4318 From: Pluto, next to Ami Ann Registered: Jul 2010
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posted October 16, 2011 10:57 PM
LOLOLOL------------------ I once saw a sign that said "sin is death" but if "all deaths are suicide (linda goodman)" and suicide is sin, then shouldnt "death is sin" be more appropriate? when organic is used to describe food then you know we have come to a dark age in history IP: Logged |
Alma Sun Moderator Posts: 503 From: The East Coast Registered: Mar 2011
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posted October 16, 2011 11:58 PM
X'D------------------ "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." — Charles M. Schulz ☺ IP: Logged |