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WychOfAvalon
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From: Los Angeles
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posted October 20, 2003 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WychOfAvalon     Edit/Delete Message
I'm looking for work.. and this job description pops up today on Craig's LIst:

Looking for attractive young female assistant (19-26) to help me with the expansion of my mortgage company. Very lucrative salary. Must have computer skills and be proficient with Microsoft excel and word. Salary does not include year end bonuses. Last year I paid my assistant a year end bonus of 12,000. Please send resume and picture. Will be interviewing throughout October.

John Christopher


so I replied to him:

Hello!

I am writing to inquire about the Assistant to Mortgage Broker position advertised at www.craigslist.org. I offer several years of experience as an Executive Assistant and Administrative Assistant. Competent and knowledgeable, I have an upbeat demeanor and the desire to get things done properly and ahead of schedule. I am knowledgeable in PC and Mac formats and most office programs.

If you are interested in a highly motivated HOT candidate with good looks and a mini skirt, we should speak! I am available for interview at your convenience. I appreciate your time and look forward to hearing from you. Please include your picture so I can decide if you’re cute enough for me to send you mine and work for you.

Thank you,

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Ika
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posted October 20, 2003 04:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ika     Edit/Delete Message
What the hell! That's insane, who puts that in their requirements? hahhaa, i liked your answer.

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pixelpixie
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posted October 20, 2003 04:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
HA!!!!! You Go Girl!!!!!!

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pidaua
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From: Schweinfurt to Grafenwoehr all within 6 months LOL
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posted October 20, 2003 05:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message
Would you really want to work for that freak - LOL.. I can't believe anyone would put that in the job description. What a total grease ball.

Good answer Wych!!! You totally rule!!!

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Aphrodite
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posted October 20, 2003 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aphrodite     Edit/Delete Message

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lioneye68
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posted October 20, 2003 06:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
Are you f*c#&n serious?! Isn't he breaking some sort of labor law or something?

Unbelievable. I guess in the end, that's what he wants, so he doesn't even want to SEE any other type of candidate, he's far too busy to even humor them, only wants to give them the time of day if they're sexy and under 26. I guess when you're 27 you're an old bag already.

I hope his office gets egged and picketted by woman's libbers.

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silverbells
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posted October 20, 2003 08:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for silverbells     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, I definately want to know what his reply is to that "letter of interest" that you sent.

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theFajita3
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posted October 20, 2003 10:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for theFajita3     Edit/Delete Message
OMG! Haha only in America...

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CappyChic
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posted October 21, 2003 05:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CappyChic     Edit/Delete Message
Oh my God you've got to be kidding me, what an ******* ! You kick ass WychofAvalon! I love it!

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trillian
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From: The Boundless
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posted October 21, 2003 09:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message
Yup, he's an *ss, but he's an honest one. Because like it or not, discrimination happens every single day when we apply for jobs. It's just shoved under the rug, so no one sees. "Attractive" people are more likely to be hired, paid more, and receive better bonuses...one of the TV news magazines did an interesting experiment on this subject a few years ago, sending a more experienced but less attractive woman on a job interview, then sending a knock-out with no experience. The knock-out was automatically offered the job, with more money than the other woman.

It's sad...but it happens. And, I do think he is breaking the laws of discrimination with that letter, including age discrimination.

Still, your letter kicks butt!! AND, I'll bet you hear from the guy!

Keep us posted!

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TINK
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posted October 21, 2003 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TINK     Edit/Delete Message
I'm wondering exactly what his last assistant did to earn that extra $12,000.

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Spiritua
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posted October 21, 2003 11:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spiritua     Edit/Delete Message
Sooner or later, we'll be seeing help wanted ads that look like this:

"Dirty, sexually voracious predator who is filthy rich seeks gullible, naive woman with no experience in this field to be my assistant. Must be hot and sexually active. Must not have herpes. If interested, dial (555) 555-5555. ext. 555 and ask for Mr. I.M.A. Doofus."

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CappyChic
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posted October 22, 2003 04:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CappyChic     Edit/Delete Message
spiritua

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trillian
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posted October 22, 2003 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message

Spiritua...have you seen the film "Secretary?"

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jwhop
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posted October 22, 2003 11:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Employers, if that's what this guy really has in mind, get away with it because few people ever pick up the phone and call the US Dept of Labor or the EEOC, ask for a compliant form and follow through by putting the compliant in writing.

This ad is discriminatory on it's face. Any employer who has ever gone through an audit of their employment records for possible age and/or sex discrimination violations usually isn't looking for a repeat audit.

It's an administrative procedure where the accused doesn't enjoy the usual "innocent until proven guilty" protections and the burden of proof is on the employer to prove the allegation isn't true. It's time consuming and expensive for employers and well worth the effort to file a compliant against jerks who violate the Labor Codes.

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lioneye68
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posted October 22, 2003 11:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
YEAH!! That's what you should do, WofA!

Or do you have to be someone who was employed by the offending party, and experienced the descrimation from the inside?
Nah, I would think not. You could file the complaint anonomously, just as a concerned citizen, couldn't you?

What he's really after is an ornament for the office. Decoration, really... otherwise known as "eye candy".

Do you think he would prefer her to be single and without children as well? Probably.

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Spiritua
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posted October 22, 2003 10:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spiritua     Edit/Delete Message
No, Trillian, I haven't seen the movie "secretary"! I looked it up on IMDB and it looks all right. I might watch it someday. Did you like it?

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trillian
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posted October 23, 2003 08:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message
Spiritua, I was kinda teasing you...because your post reminded me so much of that movie! James Spader plays a literally sadistic boss who hires masochistic women, for a little role-playing around the office. It's actually a funny, interesting film. Maggie Gyllenhal (not sure if I spelled her name correctly) is pretty amazing in the part...

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lioneye68
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posted October 23, 2003 01:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
Sounds like a typical offbeat James Spader role, being the Aquarian he is.

Has anyone seen the movie "Crash"??? Friggen bizarre!!! It's about people who are sexually stimulated by car accidents. It was kind of disturbing, and...well, stupid.

(I'm not recommending it or anything, just wondering if anyone saw it)

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Spiritua
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posted October 29, 2003 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spiritua     Edit/Delete Message
Part 1 of post: I haven't seen "Crash," but I have two friends who saw it. Neither one liked it.

Part 2 of post: Wych, did you ever receive a response to your letter? If so, what did it say?

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trillian
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posted October 29, 2003 09:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message
I saw "Crash," and previously had read the book. They're both too extreme for me. But James Spader fascinates me in some films, like "sex lies and videotape" and "White Palace."

Yes Wych...any response? Any job offers?

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Spiritua
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posted October 31, 2003 01:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spiritua     Edit/Delete Message
Wychy?

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WychOfAvalon
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posted October 31, 2003 01:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WychOfAvalon     Edit/Delete Message
hey!

No response from that guy at all. Darn it! Maybe I should have included a photo in my email just to try to get one from him and then flirt a lot and watch him make an idiot out of himself.

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