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Topic: Dirty Jokes.....Post yours
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venusdeindia
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posted June 08, 2008 09:34 AM
 
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “
What do they say?” the priest inquired. They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. “You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.” “Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.” The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?” There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!”
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cancerrg
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posted June 08, 2008 09:59 AM
Fantastic ad by Uttar Pradesh tourism Dept for TAJ MAHAL :"Come Via-Agra .....
and see Man's gretaest erection for woman " IP: Logged |
venusdeindia
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posted June 08, 2008 10:34 AM
OMG, that cant be   IP: Logged |
Inner depths
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posted June 08, 2008 10:55 AM
A white horse fell in the mud....... ID IP: Logged |
fieryscales
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posted June 08, 2008 11:27 AM
LOL @ Cancer's joke IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
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posted June 08, 2008 01:32 PM
That's a good one venus.I don't get cancerrgs joke! IP: Logged |
fieryscales
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posted June 08, 2008 05:00 PM
You don't get Cancer's joke?IP: Logged |
yourfriendinspirit
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posted June 08, 2008 08:45 PM
The Taj Mahal, is a mausoleum located in Agra, India, that was built under Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan in memory of his favorite wife, Mumtaz Mahal.  Come via - Agra and see mans greatest erection for woman *Where as the drug Viagra, causes also a similar effect without the travel... That is funny as heck! Liked yours too venusdeindia  IP: Logged |
venusdeindia
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posted June 09, 2008 12:26 AM
lol at BR cancergg has the best one yet...any more from others ??? IP: Logged |
cancerrg
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posted June 09, 2008 10:59 AM
Advertisement by a panty manufacturer :"We are not the best in the world but we are closest to the best thing in the world "
Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage " and "arranged marriage ", its like asking a person if he would like to hang himself or shoot himself 
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robyn.c
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posted June 09, 2008 11:50 AM
this thicko picks up a lump of doggy doo-dah and says "look what i nearly trod in"dont really do dirty jokes.
im such a prude IP: Logged |
LEXX
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posted June 09, 2008 06:56 PM
OMGT! Those were fabulous!!!!  This is not an actual joke but is a scream!LOL! http://youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=RhWZ4gNqPP0
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venusdeindia
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posted June 10, 2008 01:48 AM
loved em all, esp Cancergg pany one LOL IP: Logged |
cancerrg
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posted June 11, 2008 11:43 AM
Ok one more on NOT so hevay public demand  Mrs Blair, Mrs Putin and Hillary Clinton are having a chat on penis .
Mrs Blair : In UK we call it Gentleman bcos it satnds up , everytime aldy walks in
Mrs Putin : in Russia we call it Rebel since we dont know whether its going to attack from the front or the back.
Mrs Clinton: In US , we call it Rumour for it travels from mouth to mouth . IP: Logged |
lalalinda
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posted June 13, 2008 11:42 AM
A crazy guy in a Saran Wrap diaper walks into a Psychiatrist's office and asks the Dr.
"what is the matter with me?the Dr. replies " Well for starters, I can clearly see you're (your) nuts! 
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ghanima81
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posted June 13, 2008 04:42 PM
Three women: one engaged one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my fiance came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
Not too dirty, but cute...
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venusdeindia
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posted June 14, 2008 02:28 AM
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Lexxigramer
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posted March 03, 2013 04:15 AM
Old thread but funny anyhow.
And not actually dirty.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted March 04, 2013 02:49 PM
Nope, not too dirty.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted March 05, 2013 12:54 PM
A white horse fell in the mud. IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted March 11, 2013 12:41 PM
Tough crowd.  IP: Logged |
Lexxigramer
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posted March 12, 2013 11:33 PM
LOL!
Now he is a filthy beast.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted May 16, 2013 01:41 PM
Could use some humor right now.IP: Logged |
Gabby
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posted May 30, 2013 09:56 PM
Why do they PMS, PMS?
Because Mad Cow disease was already taken.Whats the opposite of Irony?
Wrinkly, Da! My fav saying..
Silence is Golden...
Duct tape is silver, but has the same effect! @Randal, i couldn't stop laughing at your dirty joke, it was hilarious! LOL IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted May 31, 2013 01:06 PM
Glad somebody thought so. IP: Logged |
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