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Sheaa Olein
Knowflake

Posts: 2864
From: London
Registered: Jul 2004

posted August 23, 2004 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sheaa Olein     Edit/Delete Message
OXYMORONS (contradictory words, in case you've not seen the expression used) I copy & pasted from Mikey's Funnies! http://www.mikeysfunnies.com/

You can get 'em here too; http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

Act naturally
Advanced basic
Airline food
Almost exactly
Alone together
Artificial intelligence
Awful good
Campaign promise
Civil war
Clearly misunderstood
Computer jock
Definite maybe
Diet ice cream
Dodge Ram
Exact estimate
Extinct life
Found missing
Friendly fire
Genuine imitation
Good grief
Government organization
Hands-off management
Head butt
Hospital food
Jumbo shrimp
Large minority
Legally drunk
Living dead
Marijuana initiative
Microsoft Works
Near miss (its really a near hit!)
New classic
Now, then...
Passive aggression
Personal computer
Plastic glasses
Plastic silverware
Plymouth Reliant
Political science
Politically correct
Positive campaigning
Pretty ugly
Random order
Resident alien
Safe sex
Same difference
Sanitary landfill
Senior class
Silent scream
Small crowd
Social sciences
Social worker
Soft rock
Software documentation
Speedy brakes
Sweet sorrow
Synthetic natural gas
Taped live
Tax Return
Temporary tax increase
Terribly pleased
Tight slacks
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Virtual reality
Wicked good
Work party
Working vacation

Ahh I love words..

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Randall
Webmaster

Posts: 25287
From: Columbus, GA USA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted August 23, 2004 04:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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CancerianMoon
Knowflake

Posts: 1082
From: Sydney, Australia. Cancer Sun.....Gemini Moon.....Aqua Rising
Registered: Aug 2003

posted August 23, 2004 07:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CancerianMoon     Edit/Delete Message
Thanks Sheaa!!!
love them..
im clearly misunderstood alot!!!!

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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
-Mother Theresa

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SunChild
Moderator

Posts: 4032
From: Australia
Registered: Jan 2004

posted August 23, 2004 07:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
cool! I love them too, there are so many...

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aqua
Knowflake

Posts: 2805
From: dreamland
Registered: Jan 2004

posted August 24, 2004 06:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message
yep its great!!

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