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Cassy
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posted June 01, 2006 09:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cassy     Edit/Delete Message
Sorry guys, I had to share this one.

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter--ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.....

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writesomething
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posted June 01, 2006 09:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for writesomething     Edit/Delete Message
LOL......

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Moon666Child
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posted June 01, 2006 10:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moon666Child     Edit/Delete Message
that is for the thread title.


and this for the joke!

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cancerrg
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posted June 01, 2006 01:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cancerrg     Edit/Delete Message
lololololoololololo..................
hilarious !

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Mirandee
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posted June 01, 2006 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirandee     Edit/Delete Message
Good one, Cassy

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angel_of_hope
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posted June 01, 2006 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for angel_of_hope     Edit/Delete Message
cute!!

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sue g
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posted June 01, 2006 02:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
Brilliant !!!!!

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Johnny
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posted June 01, 2006 07:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Johnny     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, go watch Oprah. Bah.

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double trouble gemini
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posted June 01, 2006 08:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for double trouble gemini     Edit/Delete Message
nice joke cassy.....pls tell me some more
love jokes...

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DayDreamer
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posted June 01, 2006 08:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DayDreamer     Edit/Delete Message
hehehahaaa. My mother would like that one.

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Dulce Luna
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posted June 01, 2006 09:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dulce Luna     Edit/Delete Message

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Kim Rogers
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posted June 01, 2006 10:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kim Rogers     Edit/Delete Message
I would clap for that one, but I think I'll hang on to the rope!

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aqua
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posted June 02, 2006 03:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message

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