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NAM
Knowflake

Posts: 1995
From: Sunny place.
Registered: Jan 2007

posted October 08, 2007 11:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for NAM     Edit/Delete Message
Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

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Battle of Evermore
Knowflake

Posts: 1145
From:
Registered: Sep 2004

posted October 08, 2007 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Battle of Evermore     Edit/Delete Message
Ahhh, priceless.

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MoonDreamer81
Knowflake

Posts: 868
From: Heart of Dixie
Registered: Apr 2007

posted October 08, 2007 04:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoonDreamer81     Edit/Delete Message
These are great!!!I posted them as a bulletin on MySpace to give all my lady friends a good laugh!!

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"Be Kinder Than Necessary,For Everyone You Meet Is Fighting Some Kind of Battle..."

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Unmoved
Knowflake

Posts: 623
From: South Africa
Registered: Jun 2007

posted October 08, 2007 04:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unmoved     Edit/Delete Message
LOL...

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Bluemoon
Knowflake

Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted October 08, 2007 04:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message

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sinderlou
Knowflake

Posts: 978
From:
Registered: Jan 2007

posted October 08, 2007 05:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sinderlou     Edit/Delete Message
good ones!!!

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cancerrg
Knowflake

Posts: 2668
From:
Registered: Dec 2004

posted October 09, 2007 01:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cancerrg     Edit/Delete Message
:::Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

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BroodingMooodlin
Knowflake

Posts: 119
From: private hell in paradise
Registered: Jul 2005

posted October 14, 2007 01:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BroodingMooodlin     Edit/Delete Message
Damn, I wish I'd used these when I was being hounded, earlier. I could have gotten rid of that stalker sooner (he had some nerve!!), but these will certainly be filed away for future reference!

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