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Topic: Female comebacks
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NAM Knowflake Posts: 1995 From: Sunny place. Registered: Jan 2007
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posted October 08, 2007 11:50 AM
Female Comebacks! Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing IP: Logged |
Battle of Evermore Knowflake Posts: 1145 From: Registered: Sep 2004
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posted October 08, 2007 12:34 PM
Ahhh, priceless. IP: Logged |
MoonDreamer81 Knowflake Posts: 868 From: Heart of Dixie Registered: Apr 2007
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posted October 08, 2007 04:04 PM
These are great!!!I posted them as a bulletin on MySpace to give all my lady friends a good laugh!! ------------------ S:Taurus ASC:Gemini M:Scorpio ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Be Kinder Than Necessary,For Everyone You Meet Is Fighting Some Kind of Battle..." IP: Logged |
Unmoved Knowflake Posts: 623 From: South Africa Registered: Jun 2007
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posted October 08, 2007 04:06 PM
LOL...IP: Logged |
Bluemoon Knowflake Posts: 4456 From: Stafford, VA USA Registered: Feb 2005
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posted October 08, 2007 04:09 PM
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sinderlou Knowflake Posts: 978 From: Registered: Jan 2007
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posted October 08, 2007 05:18 PM
good ones!!!IP: Logged |
cancerrg Knowflake Posts: 2668 From: Registered: Dec 2004
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posted October 09, 2007 01:09 AM
:::Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing::: IP: Logged |
BroodingMooodlin Knowflake Posts: 119 From: private hell in paradise Registered: Jul 2005
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posted October 14, 2007 01:26 AM
Damn, I wish I'd used these when I was being hounded, earlier. I could have gotten rid of that stalker sooner (he had some nerve!!), but these will certainly be filed away for future reference! IP: Logged |