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Virgo-AriesArtist Knowflake Posts: 1272 From: MidWest :) Registered: Jun 2009	posted May 16, 2003 09:07 PM I just came up with a weird sorta random idea...and I wrote about it in my journal, then thought it might by a cool things for all of us to do... write a personal ad as if were going to advertise in one of those dating sections, including brief description of self and what you are looking for in a romantic relationship... Since its my crazy concept, I'll post first: Sensitive Artist/Musician Soul Curly blond-hair, green eyes, and a nice figure compliment this quietly friendly Virgo female, who enjoys drama, an ecclectic variety of music, intense dancing, and a well-written historical, romance novel or collection of poems. She seeks a male 16-20 who appreciates black and white photography, astrology, and watching detective dramas. He must be loyal, fairly secure, into music, and an interesting conversationalist. Dark hair or eyes are a plus. ------------------ -K "Most people love with restraint As if they were someday to hate We hated gently, carefully As if we were someday to love"-Venus Trines at Midnight IP: Logged
RubyRedRam unregistered	posted May 17, 2003 06:08 AM Fun-loving Romantic tall brunette with sparkling greens eyes, be prepared for sudden outbursts of affection or impatience. Passionate and fiery, this 24 year old will keep you on your toes with her love of sports and lively discussions. Looking for a tall man with a radiant smile who can challenge her intellect. Also loves to cuddle up in front of a warm fire with a nice book on a lazy day. Confidence and independance a must!! IP: Logged
proxieme unregistered	posted May 17, 2003 10:24 AM Der. I have no idea. OK, lemme try: Off-beat gal w/deep side & humanitarian/naturalist streak seeks same, but...you know...a guy. Loves include: Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python, Terry Gilliam, and Eddie Izzard, as well as weird-o cult faves and/or fliks w/lots of subtext. And cartoons. Can only marginally cook & don't wear make-up; also known to sport patches on pants b/c of better things to spend money on. Runs at pen (see above). Guy: legal & closer to my age (23) than to my dad's w/gut-bustingly silly as well as serious/contemplative sides, passionate about something/everything, asks questions-wants to -know-, can out-debate me but be nice about it, honorable/loyal, & sincere. Chemistry a must (we'll know if we meet). Wow, that's long. No wonder I'm single IP: Logged
juniperb Moderator Posts: 11921 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Apr 2009	posted May 17, 2003 12:31 PM Independent Redhead Seeks partner with broad shoulders and hands that fit a shovel or pitchfork. Must take life with a grain of salt and a smile. You must think a 'hot date' is sitting up all night bottle feeding a litter of kittens. A nuturing nature is a must. In return, you will receive a hard days work, a good dinner, and the affection, laughter and companionship of Moi and all my furry faced friends. juniperb IP: Logged
juniperb Moderator Posts: 11921 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Apr 2009	posted May 25, 2003 07:01 PM Yoo Hoo W'evil, oxy,trillian,hrj,RRR,lunargirl et al I know you`re out there... Wheres your ad? IP: Logged
Oxychick unregistered	posted May 25, 2003 07:06 PM I'm shy.. IP: Logged
N_wEvil unregistered	posted May 25, 2003 07:12 PM i cant think of one! i'm useless at writing good things about myself! i can't even do a proper CV! lol IP: Logged
juniperb Moderator Posts: 11921 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Apr 2009	posted May 25, 2003 08:31 PM Ok, you two wrote your intros, now just a little paragraph to finish up!! IP: Logged
proxieme unregistered	posted May 25, 2003 08:53 PM I refuse to believe that our 2 Aquarians can't think of anything... >taps foot< IP: Logged
juniperb Moderator Posts: 11921 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Apr 2009	posted May 26, 2003 07:10 AM Ditto Prox Aquarians unite!!! IP: Logged
Virgo-AriesArtist Knowflake Posts: 1272 From: MidWest :) Registered: Jun 2009	posted August 02, 2003 11:54 PM To the top! IP: Logged
proxieme unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 12:05 AM Heh. Guy: legal & closer to my age (23) than to my dad's (check) w/gut-bustingly silly as well as serious/contemplative sides, (check) passionate about something/everything, (check) asks questions-wants to -know-, (check) can out-debate me but be nice about it, (check) honorable/loyal, & sincere. (check) Chemistry a must (we'll know if we meet). (double check!!!) Wow. Nuts. I put it out there, and up popped that guy (my Aqua Dude)... I LOVE YOU, JASON!!! IP: Logged
scatbug unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 12:07 AM Evil Villain seek evil genius to plot fantastically silly evil things and cruise around in VW bug roudn the town doing rediculouslyinane things just for the hell of it. Grandma who makes fun of them is a must as well as must be good with smaller aminals .. liek dogs and cats....tall w/ brown hair and eyes that match mine are a must IP: Logged
proxieme unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 12:11 AM IP: Logged
scatbug unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 12:14 AM Evil genius just found see above The rest of you can sod off!!! makes happy evil villain in love face IP: Logged
proxieme unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 12:15 AM Goofus. IP: Logged
silverbells unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 01:42 AM Okay here goes: Restless Romantic Sometimes smiley, moody, very emotional, intelligent, pretty, passionate and bossy/outspoken 24-year-old with brick-house body (teehee) seeking male who is ready for and interested in a relationship. Must have real tangible masculinity, must have respect for women, an interest in THINGS and a belief in spirituality. Must have a true belief and dilligent practice in/of honesty for a number of his own reasons. AND HE MUST BE HONORABLE. Confidence is a must. And I would like him to know the word. And his song will be in my key, and mine in his.. IP: Logged
scatbug unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 08:54 AM Log book of the heavens Alrighty lets see here, one order for: "Guy: legal & closer to my age (23) than to my dad's w/gut-bustingly silly as well as serious/contemplative sides passionate about something/everything, asks questions-wants to -know-, can out-debate me but be nice about it, honorable/loyal, & sincere. Chemistry a must (we'll know if we meet). " ORDER RECIEVED: May 16 2003 ORDER SHIPPED: June 6 2003 10:15 PM Eastern Standard Time ORDER DELIVERED AND SIGNED: June 6 2003 11:50PM Easter Standard Time IP: Logged
N_wEvil unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 11:09 AM *Sensitive, Technically Minded Creative* seeks intelligent, empathic individual. attractive, green eyes, slim build, brown hair 5'8". Sucessful applicants should be able to hold their own in a debate & be able to confidently call themselves "intelligent". An interest and/or open mind to the Occult is always a plus. Applicants should not be technophobes & generally be able to get on with Electronic music of most types! IP: Logged
Virgo-AriesArtist Knowflake Posts: 1272 From: MidWest :) Registered: Jun 2009	posted August 03, 2003 04:03 PM Nice one, N_wEvil... ------------------ -K "Most people love with restraint As if they were someday to hate We hated gently, carefully As if we were someday to love"-Venus Trines at Midnight IP: Logged
silverbells unregistered	posted August 03, 2003 11:04 PM C'mon Oxychick!! IP: Logged
Oxychick unregistered	posted August 04, 2003 05:56 AM silverbells! I don't think I need the ad right at this moment. IP: Logged
silverbells unregistered	posted August 04, 2003 12:24 PM OH! Now it's my turn> ------------------ Get some love in your groove, just get hip to forgive-Michael Franks IP: Logged
dorkus_malorkus unregistered	posted August 06, 2003 01:29 PM lonely guitarist seeks sensitive poet type. erm, about me, i'm 17 (almost) and i live here in california (yay!) i'm about 5'0" maybe an inch or two taller, blue eyes, brown hair. in my spare time i enjoy reading, studying astrology, daydreaming, and listening to and playing music. i'd like to find a poetic type guy that can put words to the music of my heart. vegetarian/vegan, a plus! ok, i'm done with that. how was it? IP: Logged
juniperb Moderator Posts: 11921 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Apr 2009	posted August 06, 2003 01:46 PM Um, I didn`t either Oxy, but it was fun I just love reading these... Next juniperb IP: Logged

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