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posted February 20, 2015 08:59 AM            

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posted February 21, 2015 10:04 AM            

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Need not be a gardener.

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posted February 22, 2015 08:11 AM            

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All environmental issues welcomed!

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posted February 27, 2015 07:33 AM            

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Maybe placing an ad for GG mods in the other forums would help ?

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posted March 08, 2015 08:23 PM            

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MOD Limerick:

There once was a Mod in a forum
Who's goal was to speak with decorum
He would measure his words
And then flight them like birds
for his guests...he took care not to bore 'em

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posted March 08, 2015 09:51 PM            

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Originally posted by PlutoSurvivor:
MOD Limerick:

There once was a Mod in a forum
Who's goal was to speak with decorum
He would measure his words
And then flight them like birds
for his guests...he took care not to bore 'em

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Love it, PS

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posted March 09, 2015 10:59 AM            

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thanks

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posted March 09, 2015 08:25 PM            

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Have you written any others, PS? I would love to hear some!

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posted March 09, 2015 11:12 PM            

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Actually, I've never been much of a writer. And then I had a bad experience with my first husband which traumatized me as far as writing goes. I like limericks, though. They can be so silly that nobody really cares how they turn out. Even if nobody else gets them I can still chuckle to myself.

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posted March 09, 2015 11:18 PM            

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Here's an astrological limerick. I will let you guess the sign

There once was a selfish shellfish
Who only desired one wish
To hoard all of his food
and be in a good mood
But instead became a chef's dish

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posted March 09, 2015 11:55 PM            

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Oh, and here's one other limerick I remember writing down when my kids were little:

There once was a boy with a stutter
Not a clear word did he utter
His parents would say
He was born OK
But he sure loved to eat peanut butter

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posted March 10, 2015 09:33 AM            

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posted March 10, 2015 10:27 AM            

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Originally posted by PlutoSurvivor:
Here's an astrological limerick. I will let you guess the sign

There once was a selfish shellfish
Who only desired one wish
To hoard all of his food
and be in a good mood
But instead became a chef's dish

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Not Cancer

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posted March 10, 2015 04:53 PM            

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Yeah, poor thing... Individual survival dynamic flawed

How about two more Astro Limericks?
St. Patrick's Day is coming soon, after all...

There was a young lion whose potion
Like magic would bring pure devotion
Released to the crowd
By the Leo so proud
Brought waves of unbearable commotion

We happened to meet Sagittarius
Who's constant chatter, hilarious,
Kept us rolling for days
In a stupor of daze
Until we encountered Aquarius

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posted March 10, 2015 04:57 PM            

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Iibra limerick:

There was a young Libran named Laurie
Who viewed everything as just hunky-dory
She was not forewarned
That her mate, Capricorn
Would discount her ideal love story

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posted March 10, 2015 04:58 PM            

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In honor of Taurus:

The Taurus, persistent, next-door
Relentlessly trying to score
The girl of his dreams
Sexy in her teens
When undressed, was not all he had hoped-for

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posted March 10, 2015 05:28 PM            

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Can I make an article with these? They are AMAZING

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posted March 11, 2015 09:24 AM            

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Good stuff!

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posted March 11, 2015 03:54 PM            

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You are VERY talented. PS!

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posted March 11, 2015 07:58 PM            

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You are VERY talented. PS!

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Haha, thanks. Maybe I wil work on the other signs and make a song with the astro limericks. Simple chord progressions, though

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posted March 11, 2015 08:08 PM            

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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
Can I make an article with these? They are AMAZING

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Sure. Maybe you can add a few of your own.

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posted March 11, 2015 09:03 PM            

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Do you want me to put your real name on it or a pen name?

I don't have your talent for them

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posted March 12, 2015 05:56 PM            

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not important
you don't need to put reference

here's one to guess the sign:

Pierre was a guy with a stare
Who's glare would cause much disrepair
He'd back down only when
Threat of losing his den
Declared him as a soft teddy bear

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posted March 12, 2015 06:21 PM            

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Is that Taurus or Scorpio?

OK I will do an article with them and then put it up on here! xx

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posted March 13, 2015 02:01 PM            

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You're quite good at these!

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