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Bissie
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posted November 11, 2002 12:44 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi all,
I posted this thread last year in the other LGF and we had so much fun sharing our astrology-related observations from personal experience. I`ll copy and paste it here. have fun


+ here is my personal observation on astrology and what you cannot read in the books
(((((no offence to anybody please, its just for fun)))))



- all men with Scorpio Mars are attracted to brunette/dark women, the hit is about 100% , do you know of any man with strong Scorpio in their chart that is in love with a blondie? ask him....he will tell you that he has passion for dark women


-almost all Leo men fall for blonde women.


-most people, especially men, with Uranus and/or Mars in their 3th house, natal, are fast drivers..


-people with tight Mars/Jupiter hard aspect are neurotic, extremely energetic and have problem falling asleep.


- ALL women with Moon/Venus positive aspect, natal chart, are real sweethearts - loveable and loved by anyone, very feminine as well


-people with Moon in their 7th house, are extremely touchy on what the other people say and think about them. Even the slightest negative comment sounds like a cruel provocation for them.

-Taurus women are tend to be unlucky in love or marriage, or they just don`t marry


-Cappies have large foreheads


- most of the Taurus Moon people are overweight or just love to eat too much (too greedy?) and they are slow moving


-people with Moon in 3th house have phenomenal memory


-most of the Cancer men have hairless chest and/or face


-people with Venus/PLuto conjucntion, trine or square, tightly aspected in their natal chart are VERY charismatic and VERY sexuall


-people with Saturn in 3th house tend to hold grudges


-people with Mercury/Pluto hard aspect (0, 1 or 2 degree) in their natal chart have perverted minds and are obssesed with sexual thoughts.


-people with Pluto/Jupiter tight conjunction or opposition in thei natal chart, are usually lucky in their business affairs...usually they get rich if engaged in business


-People with tight Mercury/Neptune conjunction tend to lie a lot.


-people with Scorpio Rising, especially women, are kinda chunky, not very graciouse


-people with heavy afflicted Neptune (lots of squares and oppositions ), natal chart, are sure cheaters.


-people with tight Mars/Neptune hard aspect are very harismatic and alluring


-women with Pisces Rising usually have long hair, look very feminine, graciouse, its rare to see Pisces Rising woman with short boyish hair


- mothers-in-law with Pisces Sun are very bitter and hard to deal with


- most Virgos have at least one clock in every room at home


-men with hard Moon/Mars aspect are arrogant and offending, short tempred.


-people with Venus on their Ascendent are very beautiful and charming....so are the people with Venus conjuncting their Sun or have their Venus in 2th house


-people with tight Sun/Pluto conjunction, are VERY dictatorial and very self-confident


-most of the dictators are Taurus

-people with Mars/Sun conjunction, natal, are very energetic and fearless, restless and confident.


-people with hard Venus/Saturn aspect in their natal - they have desperate need for Love - to love and been loved...usually they feel like they`ve never been loved enough


-people with Sun/Asc opposition, natal chart, tend to be attracted to cruel and/or very self-confident, shiny, powerful individuals


- most english people have bad teeth


well...cannot recall for anything alse..
if you have noticed something interesting during your study in astrology please, share it with us

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Cate
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posted November 11, 2002 01:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey sweetie,

Your Mercy conj. Scorpio and Neptune in the 9th are starting to show, if indeed these are accurate placements...

Just e-mail me back next time. *Sorry for any offense- it was unintentional.

LOL

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SnowWhite
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posted November 11, 2002 02:52 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I concur with the Scorpio men/ brunette women.

I don't know enough about all the other things you said though.

How about Aries men dating blondes but being attracted to brunettes but when they get the brunette they want they think it's too good to be true and then don't know what they want to do.... or is that just the Aries man I'm seeing? *sticks out tongue*

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N_wEvil
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posted November 11, 2002 02:55 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I dont have bad teeth!

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proxieme
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posted November 11, 2002 03:56 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmm...what applies to me:
-people with tight Mars/Jupiter hard aspect are neurotic, extremely energetic and have problem falling asleep.
Yep, I guess so; though no one wants to say that they're neurotic

-people with Moon in 3th house have phenomenal memory
Yep, but about odd things - but then my Moon's in Aqua...


-people with Scorpio Rising, especially women, are kinda chunky, not very graciouse

Well, I'm not chunky...but then I have a strong Uranus influence in my chart...but I am a big goof-ball half the time.

And I have noticed that lack of hair thing w/ a few Cancer Men.

Hm....


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Mercy
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posted November 11, 2002 04:17 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
More, more, mooooore! I scrolled up and then down again hoping something was magically added to the list. Shame we still live on earth
When you have bad teeth the least you can do is pierce them or what?!

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Mercy
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posted November 11, 2002 04:29 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Biss, how about Mercury conjunct MC, them people are neurotic! And I really don't mind to admit I am (somtimes ).

Prox. I have Moon (Aqua) Trine Mercury which tends to have an excellent memory as well but I have never thought about it being odd till you mentioned Aqua Moon. So that's why I remember the odd things which are usually useless and not to the point. Thanx for that!

And yes I have noticed many Cancer men have hairless chests and faces too. Sounds like I have been with the whole town. Well actually....no JOKE! Can't get enough of the pics!

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Donna
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posted November 11, 2002 05:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Bissie, that is interesting, your observations. I enjoyed it, but I have to say, I have Scorpio Rising and though I may be intense, I make a great attempt at being gracious.

Donna

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Cat
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posted November 11, 2002 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bissie
I remember us discussing this on the other forum

"people with Venus on their Ascendent are very beautiful and charming....so are the people with Venus conjuncting their Sun or have their Venus in 2th house"

Yup that's me....Venus conjunct my Asc and Sun

" most english people have bad teeth"

Bad dog Bissie

I'll have to re-check my chart for the other stuff....it's late here now and just got home. Got your email I'll email you in the morning as going to bed now.
Sue

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Alena
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posted November 11, 2002 07:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well Biss, you've outdone yourself on this one. LOL

Let's see........Uranus in the 3rd, fast driver? Yep, that would be me.
Women with Moon/Venus aspects are sweethearts? I don't know if you would consider me a sweetheart. LOL
Taurus women unlucky in love......I've heard you say that before and with recent events regarding me (you know what they are)I think you may be on to something.
Mercury/Neptune conjunction liars...um, Cate where are you?
My mother being the true Virgo that she is does have a clock in every room.
My husband has the Sun/Venus conjunction. Yep he can be a real charmer alright.

Fun post.

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Bissie
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posted November 11, 2002 07:16 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey gang...I thought I would see more interesting conclusions and observations from you?

Sue, ma munchie, you always give me ear to ear smile with your posts
when we are going to have that martini party we`ve been talking about for 1 year now...or is it 2 years already?

Mercy, cute pictures girl..why I am not surprised..with your Aqua Moon

yes, Snow One, that must be your Aries guy thing..perheps he has too much of Libra into him?

Cate no hard feelings, darling..still loves ya, hope you too

well, I am off to a nice hot bubbling bath and I would be curiouse to hear more from you all.

ah, but we all agree about the hairless Cancers boys

Alena just saw your post..you tickle me fancy..
Mercury/Neptune conj..I didn`t know Cate has it..I actually was refering to a couple of people I knew in my college years.

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proxieme
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posted November 11, 2002 08:25 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mercy-

...that's why I remember the odd things which are usually useless and not to the point

Yeah - that's exactly me, too.
I remember the most random stuff, but can't for the life of me remember rote facts for classes.
Have you ever "just known" something way off in left field and not known quite why (I'm not talking psychic-y stuff; just facts or "knowing" chains of events)?

Re: the Scorp rising thing: Thinking about it, I do gain a lot of muscle really quickly when I work out (or when in the armed services)...is that the same for any other Scorp risings?

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Cate
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posted November 11, 2002 10:41 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm here, Lena.

Thank you for the support, sweetie. I appreciate it. LOL

Biss knows how much I despise cliches, particularly of the overgeneralized variety. And we all know she is too smart by half to ever take such things seriously. That's why we love her. It was intended to be amusing. There was as much left unsaid about that Merc-Pluto conj.... as there was about all of those placements... but we all know that. Strong earth/air that we have in our charts. LOL

Still plugging on the Moon Persona Chart deal. :P When you brought it up in the other forum, I remember responding, but did you get any other responses? We can try again if anyone missed it- it's a good topic to cover.


Now I am forging ahead... like a... moose, for some reason.


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theFajita
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posted November 11, 2002 11:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I do lack graciousness! But we don't need to go there with the chunky! Haha

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Cat
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posted November 12, 2002 05:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Morning Bissie

"all men with Scorpio Mars are attracted to brunette/dark women, the hit is about 100% , do you know of any man with strong Scorpio in their chart that is in love with a blondie? ask him....he will tell you that he has passion for dark women"

Do you remember Aries posting about this one?
She said a Scorpio Mars would be attracted to ANY woman even if they were bald
Sue

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taj
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posted November 12, 2002 05:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

let's see what we have here...

scorpio rising = kinda chunky, not very gracious
venus trine moon= a real sweetheart, very feminine
venus on ascendant (if it's the same thing as venus in 1st house?)= very beautiful and charming
venus conjunct sun = ditto above

that's an almost 3:1 ratio!
certainly makes sense to me.

fun, bissie!

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Raines
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posted November 12, 2002 10:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have Scorpio rising and not a bit gracious. I'm thin but only because I know what will happen if I eat that big yummy ho-ho.
My mom is a Taurus (and a dictator) and she's always saying that she's unlucky in love.
I have a friend who has a Taurus rising(swears she doesn't) who says that every Taurus woman she ever met was a @%#*&. I love her but.....birds of a feather....
My older brother, a cappy, has a large forehead.
I know a guy with a Scorpio moon And he likes darker headed women....If he had to choose.
I know 3 people with Venus in the 1st and they have something about them that makes them attractive even if you can't put your finger on it.

I've noticed that Cancer people have wide noses.(I mean the bridge seems to travel down to meet the nose)
Taurus women are @%&*%'s
Leo rising people have a charm about them that noone can beat.
Cappy's (especially men) seem to be from another planet(no offense) they just seem to leave the rest of us behind.
My best friend has a Taurus moon and she battles with her weight and is slow moving.
I just looked at a chart of a friend and he has moon in the 7th. You have to tiptoe around every word. He's Aquarius, Cappy rising, and a Cancer moon. Good grief.


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Mercy
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posted November 12, 2002 11:09 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Raines...
Prox, lemme think about that one. The English you guys use sometimes does make me go puzzling around sometimes.
And you guys are really saying nothing but good good things about the one guy I am 'in love with'. He has Venus conjunct his Sun and Mars conjunct his Sun from which Bissie says it makes him very energetic and fearless, restless and confident and also very beautiful and charming, well you betya!
Raines saying about my sweets that Leo Ascendants have this *something*, well I agree wholeheartedly with all of that!
Whiiiiiiiooooh!

How about Venus in opposition with the Moon? Makes the person having this special thing about them as well (N_wEvil ).

Or people with Taurus Mercury talking about how much this and that costs áááááll the time. And Taurus dictators? Ha, you only have to tell this once to my dad, he will tell ya that he is indeed THE BIG BOSS, why is that so strange he will ask you!? He has Sun, Merc, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus in Taurus! I definitely had a financial secure opbringing!

Laters honnies

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pidaua
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posted November 12, 2002 11:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi all,

Well, let's see. I have a Leo friend that has a Strong Scorpio singleton in his 7th house and he loves dark hair, exotic women (yippeee for meeee).

I have an Aries moon in my 7th house, and yes, I do get a bit snappy when I think someone is being a bit to critical about me or what I am doing....hmmmmm...or as my friend would say.."I on the fight".

My Aries moon trines my Sag venus and my sun. I am feminine, even when having to deal with large animals...LOL I have been called Sweetheart...

My Venus conjuncts my Sag Sun and both square my Pluto (Virgo)Ummmm, how do I say this without acting like I am bragging. People stop me and tell me that I am beautiful, which startles me at times. Even women will stop and compliment me and I have a big smile, which I do alot.

My Pisces Mars squares my Scorpio Neptune (you would think trine, but they are Neptune is almost in Sag). I guess I am charismatic, I do seem to draw people to me, sometime they are crazy though.

My Virgo pluto conjuncts my Ascendent in my first house. I have a clock in every room, sometimes two, yet I am almost always a bit late.

My dad is a Cappy and he had a big forehead and well, just a big head. LOL

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Bissie
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posted November 12, 2002 12:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
aaahh RAINes I loved your post, you seem to confirm almost all of my observations,
boy, was I happy
Interesting what you say about Leo Rising...and got me giggling by your comment of Capricorns..to be honest i do think these creatures might be from another planet

Pidaua you get all points for attraction and charisma, aren`t you a lucky dog..
when we will see your picture at the Knowflake Photo Album?

Mercy, .. your boy must be lovely..
am I adding fuel to the fire now ?


soooo, we all agree that man with strong Scorpio are drawn to dark women. Maybe because dark women excude an aura of passion and mystery, the Scorpio specialty?

Scorpio Rising are not very graciouse...another score.
The traditional ruler of Scorpio is Mars, scorpio rising is like having Mars on the Ascendent, and the Ascendent is all about your outer appearance. That is why this gals(including men) appear to be a little more muscular and stronger.

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Mercy
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posted November 12, 2002 12:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hehe Bissie yep!
I usually don't fancy 'beautiful' boys if we talk about looks alone. I have always liked odd things in people and still do. But then this boy, it's never been about his looks. There is MAGIC! And when you have spent other lifes together in closeness it is only obvious you recognise and fall in love!

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pidaua
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posted November 12, 2002 02:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi Bissie,

I will try to get a picture scanned and added to the album. I will have to do it at work since I don't have a scanner at home.

Have a great one!!!

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Alena
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posted November 12, 2002 02:24 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Leo Rising has a charm about them like no one else"? I like you Raines.

From all these posts I could be considered quite the charmer. LOL

Uh oh I just remembered my husband has the Merc/Neptune conjunction. Liar liar pants on fire

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Raines
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posted November 12, 2002 06:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alena, to me there is no greater charm than to say what's on your mind.(I guess I like you too. )
Mercy, I swear when I read your post, I thought you'd written "Later Hommies" (I almost fell out of my chair)
Bissie, I'm glad that you were right about your observations, cause that makes me right too.

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Alena
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posted November 12, 2002 11:12 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Raines, I said I liked you because of what you said about Leo Rising. However, I don't think all Taurus women are &#*%!. LOL

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