posted July 01, 2003 04:02 AM            

Astrology will NOT work for me! Astrology will NEVER work for me!

Taurus

I do not think astrology is useful. Even though some predictions are fanciful. Better trust your scientists. Astrology is only for esoteric.

Gemini

Linda Goodman would have predicted her death date. I do not comment about Gemini chapter. Most astrological predictions are wrong.

Cancer

Astrologers are fools.

Leo

Very last. It is very last of my worries. I have brilliant horoscope. (Do not even attempt to point out complications even for Leo who have only few. You will regret your attempt)

Virgo

Time is not worth wasting.

Libra

All of us have Free will even though you may be restrained or harmonized or magnetized by astrological magnetism, my views being purely impersonal...

Scorpio

There was mistake in my birth certificate. I am not Scorpio. (Naturally you would not proceed further).

Saggitarius

Sun Signs tells Saggitarians are lucky. (Chuckle) I simply set up game so that I win. I believe in astrology! (giggles)Horoscopes are all complications. Forget them. Your Sun Sign description alone is accurate.

Capricorn

Astrology is not only unscientific it is also waste of time.

Aquarius

I will meet my planetary rulers first before telling you any opinion. Sun Signs is completely disgusting. I have verified. (Later you will not understand because you would know he thought Sun Signs was some kind of snack).

Pisces

Astrology is accurate. I believe. Your opinions will be correct.

Any comments?