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anafaery
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posted August 21, 2003 06:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*faery edit- read to the end to see the sign, i doubt you will be surprised

Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

how like an aries!!! i was laughing when i read the last line, good for him! im glad he got the job

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where i end and you begin there's a gap in between there's a gap where we meet where i end and you begin
and i'm sorry for us the dinosaurs roam the earth the sky turns green where i end and you begin

i am up in the clouds i am up in the clouds and i can't and i can't come down

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super_bull
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posted August 21, 2003 07:57 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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1scorp
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posted August 21, 2003 09:00 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gotta love those Aries

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RubyRedRam
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posted August 21, 2003 09:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do you guys have kit-kats (yummy chocolate) in the states? The kit-kat slogan is 'I need a break', like Nike, just do it. I applied for a job once and included a kit-kat wrapper in it. I wrote 'I need a break!' in bold at the top of my application letter. I got the job too

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super_bull
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posted August 21, 2003 10:10 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i would have thought he were an saggi though.

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Drea
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posted August 21, 2003 10:13 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yep, Kit Kats are here in da States!!!

Yum Yum, I think i need a break!!

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Aphrodite
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posted August 21, 2003 12:29 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sounds like something I've done myself on happily sharp edgy moments. Haha. Self-depreciating sarcasm is an Aries way of relieving stress humorously. He probably has Mercury in Aries too. Thanks Anafaery

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pidaua
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posted August 21, 2003 12:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL....I tought it was a Sag at first too, but we would have put a few more quirks into the mix like

Name: Phil McCrevice. LOL........

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lovely*
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posted August 21, 2003 01:28 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
im with super_bull, i thought sag too!!

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FiReY leo 1
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posted August 21, 2003 02:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hmmm... i thought gemini

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Aen
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posted August 21, 2003 03:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thnk you!
Have to admit I was guessing a Sag.

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sthenri
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posted August 21, 2003 04:16 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It makes sense Aries, because Aries have a strong sense of self identity and pride.

I would say Aries, or Virgo. I used to know a Virgo with an incredible sense of humour. She must have her mercury and venus in Leo.

Cancers are hysterical too, but in a more right at you way.

Natasha

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anafaery
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posted August 22, 2003 12:32 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
glad you enjoyed this, you guys! i thought it was sooo funny, and when i got to the end and saw the sign? i thought to myself 'uh huh' i do so love ariens. i wonder if i get my self deprecating sense of humor from my aries moon, because i do tend to do that myself.

conan o brien is master of self deprecation, and hes an aries too

aries rawk!

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where i end and you begin there's a gap in between there's a gap where we meet where i end and you begin
and i'm sorry for us the dinosaurs roam the earth the sky turns green where i end and you begin

i am up in the clouds i am up in the clouds and i can't and i can't come down

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trillian
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posted August 22, 2003 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Loved reading that ana...and I'm an Aries girl. Also have Mercury and Venus in Aries...


Ahhhh, the Aries bravado...

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Bissie
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posted August 22, 2003 07:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
funny, isnt it...but that is not an actual job application. I read this last year and it was a bit different, someone spread it on Interent for fun, never happen thou in real life, at least not in that version ..

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anafaery
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posted August 23, 2003 06:46 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hmm thats too bad. it did come across very arien though. thanks bissie

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where i end and you begin there's a gap in between there's a gap where we meet where i end and you begin
and i'm sorry for us the dinosaurs roam the earth the sky turns green where i end and you begin

i am up in the clouds i am up in the clouds and i can't and i can't come down

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Pink Angel
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posted August 23, 2003 07:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hmm i have venus in aries too trillian...
it kind of makes me feel that special spark whenever im in love

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Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
-George Bernard Shaw

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silverbells
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posted August 23, 2003 07:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gimmie a break, gimmie a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.

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endaphia
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posted August 24, 2003 03:20 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was once asked on an application to tell them about their store. I went into psychology: You know, how the space between aisles creates 'comfort' zones, how the combination of colors and the creative use of the spectrum and complimentary colors draws the eye in and all that..

Never even got an interview. :P
(Virgo)
It's not my fault I got all technical! They -asked- me to!

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Blue M
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posted August 24, 2003 03:33 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's funny!

Blue M

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Sun_Scorpion
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posted August 25, 2003 09:21 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thats really funny!!
typical of an humour!!!

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