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sthenri
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posted September 23, 2003 07:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here are some quotes on sexuality to lighten the mood. There are some good ones here:

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me, neither." (Drew Carey)

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. (Matt Barry)

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." (George Burns)

"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." (Mark Twain)

"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." (Matt Groening)

"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." (Aldous Huxley)

"Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?" (Shakespeare)

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." (Mae West)

"The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts." (Heywood Broun)

"Nothing risqué, nothing gained." (Alexander Woolcott)

"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained." (William Blake)

"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off." (Jean Cocteau)

"You sleep with a guy once and before you know it he wants to take you to dinner." (Myers Yori)

"Great food is like great sex-the more you have the more you want." (Gael Greene)

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it." (Cary Grant)

Natasha
The last one is my favorite, So True! Works for women too, you know.

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pixelpixie
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posted September 23, 2003 07:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Natasha ~ I liked the last one too..... It is true!!!!

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N_wEvil
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posted September 23, 2003 08:18 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*opens mouth to say something then clams up*

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lioneye68
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posted September 23, 2003 08:32 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
chicken


I like Matt Groening's comment..."When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

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ally
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posted September 23, 2003 09:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. (Matt Barry)

Exactly! teehee.

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aries-chick
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posted September 24, 2003 12:40 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Im sure u all know this one...its a classic

'I did not have sexual relations with that woman'-Bill Clinton

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Lost Leo
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posted September 24, 2003 02:06 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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1scorp
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posted September 24, 2003 09:16 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes

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pidaua
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posted September 24, 2003 01:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have to go with Mark Twain, he's my man!!! (Well, figuratively...he was a fellow Sag with an Aries moon!!!)

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sthenri
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posted September 24, 2003 06:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ever notice how all the good quotes come from comedians? Sex is funny.. here are more quotes from Mae West one of the best comedians..

*A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
* A man in the house... is worth two in the street
* A hard man... is good to find
* Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
* Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you
* Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
* He who hesitates is last.
* His mother should have thrown him away...and kept the stork
* I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
* I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
* I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported
* I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
* I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day... and Fox all night.
* Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
* It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.
* I used to be Snow White... but I drifted

So true..
Mae was a Leo with moon in Cancer

Natasha

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silverbells
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posted September 25, 2003 04:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What's that N_w???

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N_wEvil
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posted September 25, 2003 04:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
nothing... *whistles*.....

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