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sthenri
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posted November 14, 2003 03:40 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cool things about being a man:
> 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
> 2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
> 3. Your last name stays put.
> 4. The garage is all yours.
> 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting
laid.
> 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new
haircut.
> 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
> 10. Same work. more pay.
> 11. Wrinkles add character.
> 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
> adjustments.
> 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
> 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
> 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
> 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> 17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
> 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
> 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
> 20. You can open all your own jars.
> 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
> 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
> 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
> 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's
seat.
> 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
without ever
> thinking "He must be mad at me."
> 27. No maxi-pads.
> 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you just
> might become lifelong friends.
> 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five
colors.
> 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes
> 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
> 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
> December 24th, in minutes.
> 37. The world is your urinal.
>
> Ten Things men know for sure about women:
> 1.
> 2.
> 3.
> 4.
> 5.
> 6.
> 7.
> 8.
> 9.
> 10. They have breasts, there are only two kinds: 1) Good ole big
un's. 2)
> Big ole good un's.

Just for fun,

Natasha
Taurus/6th Sun

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FishKitten
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posted November 14, 2003 05:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If I knew how to do that little laughy face, it would be here.

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lllog
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posted November 14, 2003 05:20 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When your right, your right!!

Lanny

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lioneye68
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posted November 14, 2003 05:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You mean this one ?

you just type the word "laughing" and put : at each end of it.

those are good, Natasha

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silverbells
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posted November 15, 2003 01:30 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

But wait, what about that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer was talking about how he fakes orgasms when it is just to much already and he wants to go to sleep or something like that?
I asked this guy and he said that he does fake it when his girlfriend wants to go another round and he just can't get past the first stage. He said that if it is dark she can't tell; but I don't know about that, wouldn't she feel the difference between orgasm and no orgasm.

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PhantasmMysteria
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posted November 15, 2003 02:32 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFLMAO! God, those are beautiful, sthenri!
I feel that #20 applies to me especially! LOL

I will definitely have to show these to my Taurean fiance, as he will love them!

Thanks for sharing!

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sthenri
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posted November 15, 2003 07:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't know, men's orgasms are a mystery to me, what sign was Kramer do you think? Pisces?

Natasha
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sthenri
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posted November 15, 2003 07:30 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wrong, the actor is a Leo, Kramer=Michael Richards Birthday: August 8, 1948

Natasha

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silverbells
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posted November 16, 2003 10:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
But Kramer the charcter Kramer was almost definately an Aquarius. Even though I only know one of the Aquarius males that I know to be a little wacky (in my estimation), most people say that they are very eccentric. The females are more eccentric than the males in my observation...but I digress.

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sthenri
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posted November 16, 2003 11:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Really? Is that what you think of his character or did they ever give out birthdays on the show? Kramer was great. I loved his Overreactions to everything Jerry said. Especially when Jerry is describing a girl he is trying to break up with. Yes Aquas are very wacky, especially the males. But I don't know if an Aqua would be obsessed with stuff like cantelope or washing salad in the shower, I think a Virgo, Pisces, may do that.

Natasha
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silverbells
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posted November 18, 2003 05:05 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
He is so funny. I don't remember Kramer's character having a birthday. You know what, his hair is to crazy and his mannerisms to flamboyant to be a Virgo, but he may just be a Pisces. I stick by my Aquarius judgement but perhaps he is an Aquarius rising and ascendant or vice-versa but yes, there must be a Pisces in there somewhere because he seems to change his mind very often about what he likes and dislikes.
Kramer.

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sthenri
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posted November 18, 2003 06:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I liked it when he washed and tossed salad in the shower while he was bathing, sort of double duty. Then he fed it to Elaine and her obsessive date. He used the same water he bathed in to wash the salad to save water, and he told them this while they were eating. It was a priceless moment. He must have a least a Pisces moon. But yes an Aquarius ascendant or Uranus on the ascendant!

I have had moments like this with an Aqua ascendant so I think you are right.

Natasha

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silverbells
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posted November 18, 2003 08:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I prepared it as I bathed

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