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Archer
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posted July 12, 2004 11:53 AM
 
http://jackrudy.com/ics/home.html ------------------
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soulsista
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posted July 12, 2004 12:14 PM
Its very funny!IP: Logged |
Yin
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posted July 12, 2004 12:45 PM
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Dear ICS,
I thought I'd found the right guy. He's tall, handsome and well endowed. But he just wouldn't commit to marriage. Maybe it was me, maybe it was my cats, I don't know. I think he just wasn't sensitive enough. So I got him to change his sign for my birthday. Now he's a Cancer and the most sensitive guy ever. Thanks ICS, we're getting married in June!
Melanie Merkin,
Silverlake, California
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Nackie
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posted July 12, 2004 02:03 PM
"Some things you should know before you change your sign:
There is no cost to change your sign. It's absolutely free. Since the technology making this possible utilizes no natural resources ICS can provide this service at no cost. What's in it for us? A complete answer would reveal restricted trade secrets, but the ICS has authorized the following statement: Scientific Karma research studies currently in testing at ICS reveal a huge potential for profit. Although still in the preliminary stages, ICS scientists have discovered Karma manipulation methods that may prove profitable to ICS in the near future." And I'm officially a saggie now...Thanks, ICS! Nackie hehe IP: Logged |
NightCreature
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posted July 12, 2004 02:15 PM
lol, this is the funniest thing I've ever read.  IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
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posted July 12, 2004 03:46 PM
Funny.I like my sign. I think I'll keep it IP: Logged |
purplezen
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posted July 15, 2004 03:45 PM
ok, now I'm a sagittarius, lol. IP: Logged |
virgo
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posted July 16, 2004 03:15 PM
lol I'm a libra now. I can feel the change already!!!IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Newflake Posts: 8
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 16, 2004 03:19 PM
Despite some cringes and the occasional... "Oooooooh.. I've heard all about you..wink, wink,.. (not true, not true!...Okay.....true.)Despite all that, I like me. I might wanna change sometimes, but then....hmmmm... I try to, and I do, and I am happy again. IP: Logged |
LibraSparkle
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posted July 16, 2004 03:40 PM
Don't you change 1 thing, Pixie! Or else!!!  I think I might come to use this graphic a lot! Not only am I a tickler, but beware bending over around me... I'm a spanker too  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Newflake Posts: 8
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 16, 2004 04:05 PM
I love spankers!
I really do.. something playful about it.
The bar/lounge I frequent has this great, sweet and fun waitress, and the first night I met her, I was dancing, and she walked by me and swatted my bum.
This was her way of 'accepting' me. She is a bum spanker.... completely straight mind you, and so much fun.
I love this.
I have been known to swat some ass myself.....  IP: Logged |
astro junkie
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posted July 16, 2004 05:09 PM
... me first!!! ...IP: Logged |
purplezen
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posted July 17, 2004 12:44 PM
funny you guys mentioned spankings, lol. Last night I was at my cancer bf's house, and I was very tired and had to drive home. After kissing me and hugging me, he looked me right in the eye and said "sweetie, I'm doing this for your own good, I want you to be awake while you drive yourself home..." I said "doing what?" then he slapped my butt sooo hard, lol. IP: Logged |
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