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sthenri
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posted August 12, 2004 12:21 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's the gift that says it all! http://www.hotwifecharms.com/

HWC News Line:
Thousands of husbands have reported a remarkable rise in the quality of their sex lives after giving a Hotwife Charm to their mate.

Sexual excess of all types has been reported. (See the following article on Lifestyles for further explanation). The Surgeon General considers issuing a health warning on the gold charms!

Flash: Fairies and Devils Coexist!
HWC News Line: Sociologists surprise the nation with unexpected finding that Devils & Angels coexist in some women. Diane (founder of Hotwife Charms) states “These scientists are absolute idiots! Anyone who has ever loved a woman knows Angels, Devils, Fairies, and Sirens are always found together!”

Natasha
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astro junkie
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posted August 12, 2004 02:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ooooh! Nice! I've collected a few Mermaid charms, and have "Hylas & the Nymphs" hanging in my bedroom - but that naked fairy is a nice design!

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Gemini Nymph
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posted August 12, 2004 03:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, this isn't nearly as interesting for me as the Gemini voodoo doll I came across at one website. The seller's claim was that it would keep your Gemini partner from cheating on you! Oddly, they didn't have Voodoo dolls for any other sign.

Every Gem has a "devil" inside - the "evil twin that lives in my head" as I like to call it. Unfortunately, the "good twin" usually isn't very good either.

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LibraSparkle
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posted August 12, 2004 05:09 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have to agree with my Devil's Advocate Taurus hubby on this one. He could give me just about ANY piece of jewelery that costs $330, and get a rise in sexual activity out of me

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astro junkie
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posted August 12, 2004 05:28 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know those labels wrapped around the head of a cigar? If someone puts one of those around my finger, I'm excited. Or take a blade of grass, or stem, and tie it on my finger. Hey... I'm a cheap date... I'm easy to please...

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pidaua
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posted August 12, 2004 05:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LibraSparkle...LOL....I must agree with that.

Taurus men do give very nice gifts.

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Gemini Nymph
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posted August 12, 2004 08:21 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow, girls. I don't get jewelry. I don't wear it or really own any. I enjoy making jewelry, largely because I like making pretty things with my hands, but I usually just give that stuff away.

Guys who dated me were warned adamently fromt he beginning not to give me gifts to flatter, woo or entice me - such gestures tend to scare me off (feels like a commitment) or **** me off (feels too manipulative). I hate romantic gifts because there's always strings attached and I'm just not materialistic enough to be amused by the gifts themselves. I guess I'm not very romantic...or sentimental - I've pitched every gift a past boyfriend ever gave me.

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sthenri
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posted August 12, 2004 09:03 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
GeminiN, don't throw them away,
sell those gifts on Ebay:>

I know the kind of gift you mean, I think.

I have given away many gifts too, now I just ask for peace and quiet, or a walk in the park, or an expensive coffee drink. something personal.
But a hotwife charm would have been pretty interesting while married! I like humorous gifts, or cards that talk. I have every card a boyfriend ever gave me tucked away. They say so much about the way you were.

My favorite cards were the funny ones, humour is underated in relationships.

Natasha
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astro junkie
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posted August 12, 2004 09:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My Cancer Moon is so extremely sensitive to memories, I have learned, that since way back, I regularly get rid of anything that brings me a bad memory. Just keep trying to move forward all the time cuz I'm too sentimental for my own good! What gives you your strength Natasha!

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sthenri
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posted August 13, 2004 03:32 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gloria, I throw away the "bad" letters, I know, it's not really accurate but I only keep things that make me feel good. I only read these things when I need inspiration for a project, and sometimes I even use them in an art project such as a collage. Wouldn't you like to use old gifts as art? Serves my frugal Cancer moon to recycle.

Other times I will be reminded of someone and meet up with someone similar, or try to relate to someone new through an old memory. I find tolerance difficult with some of those who I sell to, so I focus on someone I knew who was good.

Make sense?

Natasha
I know how sensitive your moon is!

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astro junkie
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posted August 13, 2004 03:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Right - that's like me too!

I've been going through long phases the last few years where it's difficult to listen to music, like, my current CD's or music on the radio.

I'll even wake up and realize a memories of what was happening on the exact same day the year before! That happens ALL the time.

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sthenri
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posted August 15, 2004 05:10 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have decided I must be a hedonist,
That sounds like me:>

Gloria, my moon in the 8th makes brooding too likely so I do something physical when a memory comes up, I make sure I am far away from any ex boyfriend's phone number!

Natasha
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purplezen
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posted August 15, 2004 12:41 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
me too astrojunkie, with the music. i can only listen to smashing pumpkins when i am dating someone or else i get very depressed, big time!

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astro junkie
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posted August 16, 2004 05:01 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah - you know what I mean!

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ghanima81
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posted August 16, 2004 05:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghanima81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I keep cards, letters, (both written to me, and by my that I was too afraid to give)pictures, jewelery, clothing, anything. I don't think that it's because they don't affect me anymore, but it's having something familiar around. Something comforting and from ''home'', if that makes sense. And I always pull out my mixed tapes or burned cd's when I'm feeling nostalgic. I also reread poetry I wrote to get a reminder of what I was feeling then...

Kinda weird now that I think about it, but for some reason those things make me happy. Guess that seems masochistic a bit...

Ghani

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