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astro junkie
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posted September 15, 2004 07:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know, when someone has a blonde joke, like one -

"Why do blonds like lightening? Because they think someone is taking their picture"

What Sign do you think this mythical "blonde" is?

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LibraSparkle
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posted September 15, 2004 08:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Isn't it a Libra trend to be scatterbrained?

Uh... I'm a blonde (but only for a couple more days... decided to go back dark). Is it us, AJ?

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posted September 15, 2004 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
there was this blonde who was desperate for money so she decided to turn to crime and kidnap a child, she finds one and pins a note to his shirt instructing his mother to put x amount of dollars under the big rock behind the oak tree in the playground she signed it Blondie
The next day waiting for her was the money and a note that read " I can't believe one blonde would do this to another" hahahaha

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posted September 15, 2004 08:50 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I think blonde I think Libra. I have a lot of libra in my chart and was born a blondey then it went brown, but no one would know that thanks to hairdye shh
All my Libra friends have been blonde too! Except for the men.

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posted September 15, 2004 08:52 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know a libra who has sparkiling blue crystal eyes also locks of blonde hair. Libra fur sure

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astro junkie
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posted September 15, 2004 09:17 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
... oh my God! ... it IS us!!

... thank you ... *pageant hand wave* ... thank you ...

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posted September 15, 2004 09:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"How do you steel a blonde's window seat?

Tell her that the seats going to London are all in the middle row."

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Battle of Evermore
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posted September 15, 2004 10:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Battle of Evermore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you guys think libra? i'm thinking gemini, but i guess that's only because the gemeni's i know strike me as the blonde sort, and i don't know any libran women, only men, and at least one of them is extremely scatter brained, but also very philisophical.

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posted September 15, 2004 10:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lalalinda     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A.J
I'm still laughing too funny
actually "blonde" would be an air sign (like air head)
(Gemini, Libra and Aquarius) air rules the intellect. Personally (based on nothing) I've always pictured "blondes" as Pisces because they're so gullible. But its the air signs.

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posted September 16, 2004 12:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"What did the blonde call her pet zebra?


Spot."

I've been really hard on myself as far as the scatter-brain thing, we use our brains "so much" that we get tired quicker ... yeah ... that's it ...

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posted September 16, 2004 12:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, I'm not a Libra, but I AM a blonde, and I can be quite the "duh" sometimes too...but, I do have an Aqua moon, which is an air singleton, so...yeah.

Sometimes I'm just not paying attention, but I try to pretend like I was, then say something really dense that makes it very obvious that I wasn't even listening, even though I may have been looking right at the person. It's kind of embarressing sometimes.

My mind just wanders, mid-conversation sometimes. (merc conj sun too...maybe that has something to do with it?)

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posted September 16, 2004 01:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Battle of Evermore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'm really bad about that too, i definately will go all out as to say that i'm scatter brained, and my mind wanders, i guess i spend half of my time thinking about junk like "why is the sky blue" etc., sometimes i'm just plainly not all there....la, la, la... brunette virgo though...

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posted September 16, 2004 02:23 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yes....definately libra..and i think the other air signs too..my moon is in gemini...and yeh..sometimes i have the "Blonde" moments thing happening...lol...i often when talking on the phone dont pay attention..and a girlfriend of mine knows this and always says something really silly to catch me...and always does..hahahaha..been black,brown,red,blonde...and definately im a blondie..

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posted September 16, 2004 05:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ghanima81     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It must be something about the air signs....
People call me a dumb blonde all the time, but I have reddish brown hair. Go figure....

But in my head, I always associate Virgo's with being blonde...

Ghani

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posted September 16, 2004 05:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I always thought air signs were supposed to be intelligent. Don't they rule the brain and nervous system? I always thought of their element more as "electiricity" than "air."

Anyhoo- I think blond men are sexxxy. Brad Pitt. Prince William. Mr. Hottie McNaughty.

*Sigh, Swoon*

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Suzume
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posted September 16, 2004 06:07 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HEYYYYYYY,

I'm A PISCES! And i'm not gullable, just so forgiving. I just like making people happy. Whats wrong wif that?

To be honest I havent ever had any REALLY blonde friends, actually I have had 2 dispy sorts, but not overly blonde. They were both scorpio's...

anyways.

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posted September 16, 2004 09:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know a really dippy Scorpio, but she has a Gemini Ascendant, so I would have to go with Gemini as being blond. One Gemini I know never thinks about other people's thoughts/feelings before he does something, and I ask him why. He says he never thinks like that, he just does things and thinks about them later. Then he asked me if I found that charming? Well, I have to say to myself, no, it's thoughtless and inconsiderate to never consider the other side of things.

But hey he is good at being charming, so I recommended he go into politics.
If I'd told him what I was thinking he would have pouted, and sulked. I think he knows what I think anyway, I'm a an easy read.

He's not blond but he is overly concerned with his appearance, yep.

Gemini.

However I do have blond moments, and I have Mercury trine Venus, a strong Mercury, and my midheaven and Sun are flavored by mercury. And I do look good blonde. Plus there are all those Geminis around me. They are forgiving that's why I love them. Libras are never that scattered, they are actually being diplomatic.

Are all the mutable signs so forgiving? Compared to fixed signs, they seem to be. I'm waiting on an Aqua to forgive me, still waiting.

Natasha
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posted September 16, 2004 12:27 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OOO Prince William is a total HOTTIE! He's a little young for me, but that's ok in Fantasy Land

Yeah... that's it... I'm totally going back to being a brunette! Maybe some highlights though

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posted September 16, 2004 02:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Isis     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'd have to go with the air signs.

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posted September 16, 2004 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
me too!!!

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posted September 16, 2004 02:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Battle of Evermore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well it sort of depends on how you see typical "blondes" i guess, as just plain stupid or just having not all there, air head moments (guilty). because if you're just plain stupid i would think that could be any sign, you can only blame your parents for that(stupid milk man!). then there are those who see blondes as the lavish gold digger sort, and some that see them as party animals, so maybe leo in that respect.

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posted September 16, 2004 03:03 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think it's dumb blondes... like the one in Lala's joke.

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posted September 16, 2004 03:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Battle of Evermore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yeah, for this the air heads, so i'm sticking with gemini.

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posted September 16, 2004 06:16 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Rotfl all the blonde jokes!! Some I hadnt heard b4!!
Id have to say the lovely Libras are the blondest sign lol!!! All my friends and people I know who are Libras are blonde!! Its almost weird.

Hey Lioneye, my mind wanders all the time too!! And IM supposed to be an intense 'focused' Scorpio!! I blame my Gemmy moon, Libra rising and Aqua Mars aargggh!

Does any one remember that conversation example in Lindas SunSigns book? Where everyones arguing a point according to their sign, and Aquarius goes; "Hey, is it raining outside?" lolol!! Thats soo me!!

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posted September 16, 2004 06:31 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sagittarius, hands down. Almost every sag (especially the chicks) I've known have been very "blonde"-like. There's also a joke that goes "I think, therefore I am not Sagittarius"! I also know a Leo girl who has a lot of "duh" moments, but she seems to be an exception. Air signs have blonde tendencies, I know I do (Gemini).

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