posted October 28, 2004 04:27 PM              

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ok, this is just a bit of humor i thought you guys might enjoy.

in the (4 page!) job description my uber-boss just handed out in a departmental meeting for the director of instructional media position that is now open on our campus, part of the job description reads:

"While performing the duties of this job, the employee is frequently required to sit and talk and hear. The employee is occasionally required to stand, walk, use hands and fingers, handle or feel objects, tools or controls, reach with hands and arms, climb or balance, stoop, kneel, crouch or crawl, and taste or smell."

and they are SERIOUS.

hey, anyone out there got a master's degree in education who would like a job in texas in the DFW area?

chrissy

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posted October 28, 2004 04:29 PM              

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Funny stuff.

I LOVE that movie BTW!

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posted October 28, 2004 04:30 PM              

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"...required to stand, walk, use hands and fingers, handle or feel objects, tools or controls, reach with hands and arms, climb or balance, stoop, kneel, crouch or crawl, and taste or smell."

Is your job being a monkey?

Office space is an awesome movie.

Sorry... no Master's here. There is, however a Master in the Universal Codes forum... ask him.

He'll prolly just give you a poem though.

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posted October 28, 2004 04:31 PM              

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me TOO, 26t.

i LOVE the character of michael bolton. he totally appeals to me, his sense of humor and sarcasm. even his geekiness.

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posted October 28, 2004 04:32 PM              

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Michael Bolton's the white dude hard core into gangsta rap, right?

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posted October 28, 2004 04:44 PM              

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Yeah, I loved that Michael Bolton guy.... when he was rapping in his car at the beginning...and the black guy walks by, so he turns the radio down....lol and he had rap posters hanging up in his cubicle.....

(Sparkle have you taken a gander into Yellow wax today? I just posted something in a thread there, I'm a little peeved.)

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posted October 28, 2004 04:45 PM              

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thats one of my fave movies!!

Lumbergh reminds me of my old boss hahaha.

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posted October 28, 2004 04:55 PM              

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hahahaha.....Lumbergh....

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posted October 28, 2004 05:05 PM              

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I don't usually go into that forum... sometimes though. Been a while.

*taking a gander*

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posted October 28, 2004 05:11 PM              

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hmmm went through all the posts from today, and didn't see anything... You sure it was in Yellow Wax?

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posted October 28, 2004 05:12 PM              

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Randall just moved it to FFA. *sigh* Daf again. Apparently we're meanies.

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posted October 28, 2004 05:13 PM              

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yeahh....hmm...ohh-kay...we're gonna have ta have a talk about those tee pee ess reports...

i love this exchange between samir and mb...

Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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posted October 28, 2004 09:49 PM              

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uhhh... yeeeah.. Peter? did you get the memo about the TPS reports?

lol

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posted October 28, 2004 10:50 PM              

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that is one of my favorite movies

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posted October 29, 2004 01:51 AM              

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awhile back they had fake "innotec" (or whatever the business was in that movie) mugs and stuff on hottopic.com. it had the logo and everything on them. funny stuff.

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posted October 29, 2004 02:06 AM              

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i want a red stapler but I guess the company that makes the one used in the movie only made the red one specially for Office Space (I always find greyish ones and black ones).

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posted October 29, 2004 02:17 AM              

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LOL! I have a red stapler at work!

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posted October 29, 2004 02:32 AM            

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OMG, that is such a funny movie!!

Ummmm, yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and . . .

I love the Bob's, and the copy machine's demise. And the neighbor, and the flair, and the intern, Michael Bolton, Shamir breakdancing . . . ah, to the rental I go.

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posted October 29, 2004 02:35 AM              

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omg aquarian girl that rules!!! I actually have a hot pink one here at home hahaaha

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