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sthenri
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posted December 09, 2004 12:06 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What was your most embarassing moment?

Mine as a Taurus was this

I was leaving my boyfriend's house after a night and we kissed in the hallway. As I was leaving, he a Gemini, said he was excited because his neighbour would now see a beautiful blonde exiting his apartment.

Awkward silence
I am a brunette. He looked at me and then hugged me but I could feel his head move and I watched his eyes move upstairs to the bedroom then down to my face. We both froze.

Talk about embarassing. My first thought was, I need to dye my hair, and then I looked at him again and he was red and embarassed. He ran out of the house and I drove off.

So the blond was in the bedroom and she wasn't me and that was his way of telling me! Later he says at least he was honest, yep. At this time he is avoiding me as he is somewhat afraid of my reaction. And he is leaving for an extended trip. I have a feeling he knows that I want to neuter him.

Anyway, that was not funny to others I am sure, but looking back, I now find it very funny, and embarassing for both of us. I have never felt so struck in my life and wanted to laugh out loud, but I couldn't because he was so scared. I am glad I found out any way I could even though it was my biggest most embarassing moment. I was blond earlier this year but I dyed it for him. That is embarassing considering all the money I spent. I had a weird desire to ask if her hair was dyed but I did the right thing and didn't ask.

Anyone else?

Natasha
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LeylaLeFay
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posted December 09, 2004 12:32 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What the hell? He waits to tell you, until he has you and this other women under the same roof?

You know...are you sure this wasn't a set up? He is a Gemini, after all. He may have liked the idea of you and this woman in a cat fight.

How exciting to have two women fighting over him, expecially if his neighbors might see.

He wants you to die your blond hair dark, and then goes out and gets a blond? So he can have it both ways? Damn Geminis.

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hereisgone
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posted December 09, 2004 02:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not for those weak of stomach:

It was 7th grade. I'd gotten the stomach flu pretty bad, but swore I was fine and went to school anyway. 3rd period English I was sooooo sick and "lost my lunch." Humiliating as you can imagine. I jumped up and ran out to the top of the steps (3rd floor) and "lost my lunch" again. In my delirium, I slipped and fell down the stairs. When I looked up, my crush was standing at the top of the steps staring at me, horrified.

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Philbird
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posted December 09, 2004 04:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was semi-dating my ex husband...
I met a dentist at a bar and drug him home
halfway through, you know, the ex shows up and knocks on my apartment window. I'm like "Oh, crap!" So I told the dentist to grab his clothes and go up to the 2nd floor landing. He goes running out, nude. He must have been up there a half hour. My ex knew something was up, but I was laughing sooooo hard. Eventually I told him what was up, and we officially started dating. To this day I laugh when I think of the guy standing outside nude!

Here's another...
I was working at this establishment for manly desires... There was a glass wall between his booth and mine. I was doing my thing and he asked me to pretend I was his mother. I was so taken back by this not so normal request, I didn't know what to do. I didn't know anything about his mother! I started laughing and said "Did you eat all of your peas?" He stopped what he was doing and left the booth. It took me 20 minutes to recover from all the laughing.

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pixelpixie
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posted December 09, 2004 04:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

"Did you eat all your peas!!!!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I can see you saying that!!!!!!

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whiterabbit
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posted December 09, 2004 08:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiterabbit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

philbird, that's book-worthy

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Jazzebel
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posted December 09, 2004 11:43 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
an embarassing moment happend to me today, even thou I wouldnt call it the most embarassing..
so here I was at Whole Food Market at lunch time, looking at all those deliciouse fruits...
walking around in high heels and short skirt.
I seem to have stepped on something rotten because my right foot slipped and went so far ahead,
I did a split...right there in the middle of the store in front of everybody.
I couldnt get my foot back, the damn thing was sticked to my shoe, so I was just sorta of standing there with my legs apart in scissor position for a couple of seconds which seemed like hours to me.
Gosh, I cant believe I did a split in a grossery store

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sweetlibra
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posted December 10, 2004 12:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh! that reminds me of my embarrassing moment..
I also had a split eh.. in my office
It was in rainy season and in front of all gentlemen ( i still remember there was no lady except my colleague )
I was going to cafeteria. As soon as i put foot on the first step, i slipped..
I couldnt get up myself. I stayed there for centuries till my colleague lend her hand
oh i think i vapourised and escaped from all those sympathetic eyes

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Archer
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posted December 10, 2004 06:04 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
it was a trip to lonavala. i was planning to have a good bath under the water flowing though a dam near a water fall. as i jumped from rock to rock in the shallow water i slipped on one of them. my shorts go torn from end to end and everyone around started laughing! that was the most embarassing moment so far as i could remember.

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astro junkie
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posted December 10, 2004 07:39 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The old "dragging the toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe from the public restroom all the way to my dinner table" one ...

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thirteen
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posted December 10, 2004 08:39 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is awful just to remember it. It was many years ago. I was on a business dinner in a posh, trendy restaurant. I was nervous having never been to this place and not having done too many business dinners yet at that time in my first career. The chairs in the restaurant were these upholstered wing chairs. Well, we were drinking and i had to use the restroom. I got up and the chair did not go back too far and the back of my lower legs caught the seat of the chair and i knocked it over backwards. I was mortified. I had no choice but to recover, pick up the chair and go to the restroom and return to the table. I was red faced the rest of that night.

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LibraSparkle
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posted December 10, 2004 09:06 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
~Philly... too funny... "Did you eat your peas?"

LOLOLOL

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Philbird
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posted December 10, 2004 09:12 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's what MY Mom would have said. What's a girl to do? He He
Cute stories!

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Nackie
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posted December 10, 2004 10:12 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a really, really good friend, who has no hands. I've known this guy for 15 years and we've been thru everything together. Aside from the fact that his "disability" doesn't disable him (He's a pilot, drives cars incredibly fast--he's a typical saggy), I honestly never notice that he doesn't have hands, and I sure as heck don't spend time thinking about it.

Anyways, he took SUCH wonderful care about me while I was pregnant and my hubby was in Germany (the first 5 months). I was bummed out, he picked me up to go to his place for swimming and a bbq. He's bbqing the burgers, I'm setting the table. He's like, did you get the forks and knives? And I'm like, man, we're outside with burgers and chips, what the h*ll did god give you hands for??

*Struck Silence*

OMG I was SO freaking embarrased lol He, the saggy, couldn't stop laughing all night and kept rubbing my face into ALL NIGHT!!

Talk about foot-in-mouth syndrom UGH

Nackie

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Philbird
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posted December 10, 2004 02:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow! I worked at a store who employed a man without any arms, he was amazing! He did everything with his feet, well eating and such. It blew my mind when he lit up a cig! And drank from a cup! Truely humbling!

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pidaua
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posted December 10, 2004 04:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nackie...that was a crack up and a typical Saggie response...LOL. You're friend seems really cool

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Mama Mia
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posted December 10, 2004 04:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mama Mia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have the most embarrassing moment that I have ever had and this happend back in July and everytime I think about it I get a chill and when I tell someone they just go ooooohhhhh. I am sitting on the train headed to work and this lady and a guy gets on the train and they sit next to each other and the girl comes and sits next to me and I am like hey whats up( thinkn strangley to myself) anyway she tells me that the guy she is with has been checking me out for awhile and that he would like to get to know me better did I have someone already. I say yeah I do but if something changes I will let him know,Tell him Thankyou I am flattered.

About a week later I run into him on the train and he is by himself he sits next to me and we begin to talk ect ect. We are talking about everything from relationships to politics to religion. So he says lets do lunch on me nothing wrong on a friendly lunch right I say yeas true. So he sayd ive me your work # and we will meet today if that is okay I say yeah that is fine. I open my oursue to get a pen and I look and my phone has dialed my guys number and it says 4 minutes and some seconds I OMG I just hang up.

I call back but he did not answer and I say hey baby just left a message on your phone it was an accident just never mind. Later we talk about it he says (got all policey on me a cop)Why would you give him all your personal info. It was just a mess I just gave him my wrk number and we still did lunch. I was so embarrassed cause he heard mostly all our conversation and I had no idea he was listening. Keep my pad lock always on my phone now.

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26taurus
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posted December 10, 2004 06:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Philbird!

Jazzabel......sorry but,

Mama ~ ooooooh....*wince*

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lioneye68
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posted December 10, 2004 09:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heh...I'd rather forget about this one, but....

One time, back in the eightees when those kind of layered mini skirts were in, I was at a bar, enjoying this heavy metal band that a freind of mine was in, and ok, I may have had a few "pops" - so, I go to the washroom, do my business, and then come back out and walk across the bar back to our table, which was clear across the bar (getting quite the reaction all the way there, thinking damn, I must look hot) then, I get to the table and my freind's eye's go wide as saucers and then she bursts out laughing and points to my skirt. It had been semi tucked into my panty hose in the back and I had just finished strutting my ass all the way thought the bar. No undies on.

I insisted we leave after that happened. So, we did, and went to another bar. And never let that happen again.

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lioneye68
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posted December 10, 2004 09:46 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
P.S Natasha, that guy is just whacked. It sounds like he wants a friggin harum!

(maybe you're ok with that)

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26taurus
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posted December 10, 2004 09:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OMG that's wicked embarassing lioneye.

But I've seen your pic. I bet bet you put on a good show.

No undies. My kinda girl.

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lioneye68
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posted December 10, 2004 10:04 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hee hee Well, I certainly did seem to be getting hit on alot after that.

My freind still brings that one up, at least once a year.

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26taurus
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posted December 10, 2004 10:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Tee hee.

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taylor90
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posted December 10, 2004 10:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
once when I was having an anxi8ety attack I
ran to the trash thinking I was gonna throw up and I didn't so when I got my head outta the trash every 1 was looking at me and I was only in 4th grade.

and then once this bully beat me up and I started to cry and outside at recess and every 1 was looking at me.I don't care how tuough u are you would cry if u were getting your face punched in by e kid who is 1feet taller than yuo and twice your weight...lol

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sthenri
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posted December 10, 2004 11:04 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great thread, keep going:>
Looks like everyone has an embarassing moment. It's nice not to be the only one.
These are some of my fears, and experiences.
I have thrown up in public. The worst are always romantically related since I usually live with my partner and I am trying to be gorgeous.

Lioneye Regarding the Gemini, 40yrs old Pisces conjunct Saturn Rising, with Taurus Moon. Venus is a Singleton in Cancer/5th house. Yes he is a now free and single Gemini man:< I have broken off with him twice now already, so I have no problem speaking my mind to him, or leaving him alone now.

Natasha

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