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sthenri
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posted February 03, 2005 12:09 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now is the time, astrologically speaking of course, to get ready Ladies. Superbowl will be gone, and now it's off to Valentine's Day. After that is the let down week. That is when men find out they don't have the girl of their dreams.

And there's no football.
This means one thing, hunting for an alpha female. While the men you find right now will not be alpha males, they will be hunting. this is a good time to send out signals, gather together devotees, and let them fight over you. Then the premium alpha male can show himself.

This never fails, every single post V-Day I get a ton of dates. Why?

Men prefer to date a new woman as far away from Christmas as possible so there are no family meetings.

And breakups often occur before the holidays due to stress and the stress of having to meet the family when you don't know if there is a commitment. Short term hookups do not last past the holidays, leaving man alone again.

It's winter, so nobody has to see your body. Men who have been watching a lot of football and are not dating are wearing lots of sweaters, so they are more capable of being swayed by flattery.

So I see this is a major opportunity.
yes you have to do all the work, but the rewards are great, for sensitive, not attached men this is the time.

Of course if you are only attracted to committed, married types then it doesn't matter.

But for those who do not mind a little pursuit, this is a wonderful time.

Knowflakes, help keep me honest and make sure I don't put out too many free samples as I want to make sure the next man shows up on my birthday in May. With an expensive gift, and himself.

Thank you,
yours truly,
Natasha
Progressed moon in Libra/10th house

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GemStar
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posted February 03, 2005 06:41 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL!! Very entertaining Natasha-you brought the first smile to my face today!!!!!

Just tooooo cute! PS-Any guy would be lucky to celebrate your birthday with you every year!

GemStar

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BlueRoamer
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posted February 03, 2005 11:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow I really liked that seasonal dating analysis....watchout for alpha males though, they're the ones who are usually jerks, who have to dominate every situation and always be in control....i like to date beta males myself

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Danny
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posted February 05, 2005 01:40 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
D'ya know that they are taking odds to see if Paul McCartney will get his t!ts out. A la Janet J in the last one

whad'ya reckon, Yay, Nay ?!!

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neptune's mermaid
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posted February 05, 2005 01:52 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
NAY!!!!!

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themeanreds
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posted February 05, 2005 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for themeanreds     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know a lot of you are speculating that there won't be a wardrobe malfunction this year. Well, I can be confident of that. We'll be performing naked."
--Sir Paul McCartney discussing the upcoming Super Bowl halftime show


Well I guess that settles that!

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neptune's mermaid
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posted February 05, 2005 07:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL

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LeylaLeFay
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posted February 06, 2005 06:43 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
> i like to date beta males myself

Hmmm. The only problem with this is that men tend to travel in packs. So if he's a beta male that means that he's subordinate to the Alpha male of his pack, who will wield a lot of influence over him. Telling him things like:

"Cancel your date and hang out with the guys."
"What do you mean you have to be home at a certain time?"
"You must be p*ssy whipped"
"Don't get engaged/married."
"Dump that girl, I don't like her."

Then he is forced to comply with Alpha males commands or face being kicked out of the pack.

I personally have had to beta males break up with me at their alpha males behest, only to have that same alpha male ask me out on a date. Turns out he only caused the break up because he wanted me for himself.

My reply: "Go out with you? Didn't you just hound ___ to break up with me because I was such a b*tch???"

Law of the jungle is, the alpha male can take anything the beta male has. Including his female.

I would rather date the alpha male than a beta male who has to bow and scrape.

An alpha male doesn't have to get his friends approval over who he dates, they don't dare talk bad about his girlfriend.

If he want's to be home on time rather than stay out drinking he doesn't risk being made fun of, and he can get engaged and married without his buddies talking a bunch of sh*t and getting in the way.


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neptune's mermaid
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posted February 06, 2005 08:44 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I prefer the leader of the pack. Beta is ok too. Some alphas are a******s though - but the good thing about the alpha is that they'll almost always have a stronger character than their subordinates.

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LeylaLeFay
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posted February 07, 2005 03:48 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO @ your wolf picture!

Yeah, better to be with the guy who doesn't have to ask permission.

So long as the Alpha male isn't an @ssh0le.

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neptune's mermaid
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posted February 07, 2005 05:53 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aren't they cute LeylaLeFay - I LOVE wolves

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