posted March 04, 2005 11:21 PM
Here's the one I got in my email:As I've Matured...
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a**holes.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. (And check out The Darwin Awards website for some truly astoundingly stupid human actions.)
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the a** are permanent.