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virgotaurustaurus
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posted March 15, 2005 04:02 AM
 
I just have to share these. They're hilarious and obscure. Here's an excerpt: "Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios."
http://expage.com/dizzyrealyou? IP: Logged |
suzyque
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posted March 15, 2005 09:05 AM
That was pretty funny, although a little extreme and one sided. I laughed at everyone else's and my description too but i have to admit i got a little annoyed at first with the description of Virgo, as that is the typical view that uneducated people have of us virgos. I have met a couple who are like that but most are not that extreme. I will agree with the pain in the ass part. I know i can be pain in the ass when things are not up to my standard or are not just the way i want them to be.I know that site was basically for laughs but as a typical virgo i don't like criticism too much.But a cool site anyway. I am all for anything that offers a different take on things instead of the same boring dribble. Thanks for sharing virgotaurustaurusIP: Logged |
moonshine
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posted March 15, 2005 05:45 PM
that was very funny!  IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted March 15, 2005 09:03 PM
These were hysterical - Thanks VTT!
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future_uncertain
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posted March 16, 2005 12:03 AM
Too funny, VTT!IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted March 16, 2005 12:08 AM
One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries.  You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed.
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26taurus
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posted March 16, 2005 12:43 AM
Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler.lol
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virgotaurustaurus
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posted March 16, 2005 12:47 AM
*gets a banana wine cooler for 26T so she'll get out from under my fridge*IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted March 16, 2005 12:54 AM
*takes wine cooler and crawls under the bed* IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus
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posted March 16, 2005 12:55 AM
*crawls under the bed with 26T, sees cat hair and immediately foams at the mouth* IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted March 16, 2005 12:59 AM
*shoots cat in the knee caps....just cuz* IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
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posted March 16, 2005 01:00 AM
"Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts."Off to study the f*^%..... IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus
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posted March 16, 2005 01:03 AM
"Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts."Ooo! Here let me get out my pointer and show you these color-coded dust-free graphs I made about f*^%! IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted March 16, 2005 01:03 AM
LOL! Night you two. I'm beat.*yawn* I'm off to crawl into my bed now. IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
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posted March 16, 2005 02:19 AM
Most of the stuff on there is sadly true...every libra I know is a barrista, only god knows whyIP: Logged |
neptune's mermaid
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posted March 16, 2005 06:24 AM
“ You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist.” “You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like.”  "Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it."
It’s truuuuuue!! *off to commit hara-kiri* “The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans.” Cancer
“Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans.” Awww…but I don’t know any Cancers - not adults anyway. Aries
“People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire.” I have Aries rising…so that’s why mum wont let me in the kitchen. The Leo and Sag ones killed me I still can’t stop Also the Virgo one - but please...don’t go Jack Torrence on my a$$!!!
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neptune's mermaid
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posted March 16, 2005 06:30 AM
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“Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts.”  I'm sorry - but that's just funny  Aquarius
“Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked.” REALLY !!! *off to find cute Aqua boy*
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neptune's mermaid
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posted March 16, 2005 08:09 AM
I still can’t stop laughing at the Sag one I'm soooo sorry.Describing Plato's Republic.
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virgotaurustaurus
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posted March 16, 2005 12:13 PM
neptune's mermaid! You'll have to go find some Sag boys and talk philosophy with them I love the Jack Torrence thing about Virgos Time to go ask some Aquas to get nude! IP: Logged |
neptune's mermaid
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posted March 16, 2005 02:58 PM
It shouldn’t be too hard to find philosophy students…especially if they’re Sagittarians  But how will I know if they’re boys??????? “Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvestisms. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender.” Oh well…as long as they’ll dance for me, it doesn’t matter. IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
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posted March 16, 2005 04:34 PM
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You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers.
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I have suffered from ulcers for years..........IP: Logged |
virgotaurustaurus
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posted March 16, 2005 10:34 PM
Whoa @ that Sagittarian/tranvestitism thing...my friend's favorite band is led by a Sag male who loves wearing dresses/makeup!IP: Logged |
geminstone
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posted March 17, 2005 12:15 AM
" Gemini is Latin for, 'I'm okay, I'm okay.' " " The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright ". " Everyone loves a Gemini because, everyone loves a schizophrenic. " Thanks, a bunch, VTT!  That was a good laugh at myself..... now, I must go laugh again,...WITH, others!! ~ geminstone
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Secret Garden
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posted March 17, 2005 01:50 AM
LOL @ VTT
thanks so much for the laugh
So I guess Im no more than a paranoid Aqua? I LOVE the cappy description too. hahahahah
"Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard. " IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted March 17, 2005 02:03 AM
The Virgo one is pretty hilarious.IP: Logged |
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