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purple_scorp
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posted May 10, 2005 05:42 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Following on from Scorpiongal's "what colour is your wardrobe" theme, I thought I'd post some information on the colour and style of your underwear (cos I’m guessing that most of us wear underwear. Right? Well, at least sometimes…..)

Did you know that your choice of underwear is one of the strongest indicators of your sensuality and your emotionally romantic state?

Authors Lyn Champion and Judy Scott-Kemmis of the “The Colour of Sex”, interviewed a variety of people about underwear to determine the most sexually appealing colours, fabrics, and styles. They’ve come up with a rating system (see below). A score of 7 or more out of 10 means you are wearing sensual underwear.

I don't think there was any reference to zodiac in the book, however, it would be interesting to see if there was a correlation between the two.

Men, to calculate your score, give yourself points out of 10 for each of the three factors (colour, fabric, and style); then divide your score by 3.

Ladies, you need to score your bra, as well as your nickers. To calculate your score, give yourself points out of 10 for each of the three factors (colour, fabric, and style) for your bra, and then for your nickers; then divide your score by 6.

If you do not wear a bra – score 20 out of 30 points. If you wear a camisole, it’s listed under bra style.

If your underwear is multi-coloured (for example: blue and purple, score those colours individually, then divide them by the number of colours).

Add Bonus Points if:
Suspenders and stockings in same colour as underwear – add 3 points to score out of 60, then divide by 6. (If different colour, only add 2 points).

Lose Points if:
If your nickers and bra don’t match in colour – deduct 2 points from your score out of 60 before dividing by 6. Or, if your nickers and bra are totally different in pattern or fabric, deduct 1 point from your score of 60 before dividing by 6.

So, take the test and if you’re game, post your score.

Men - Colour
10 True/Tomato Red
10 Burgundy Red
8 Black
7 Various Purples
6 Turquoise
5 Light Blue
4 White
3 Dark Green, Deep Blue and Navy
3 Brights, and Orange, Gold, Hot Pink, Lime
2 Beige
1 Mustard
1 Grey

Men - Fabric
10 Shiny Lycra
9 Poylester Satin
9 Silk
8 Matte Lycra (Stretchy)
6 Cotton and Lycra (Slightly Stretchy)
5 Cotton Knit
3 Woven Cotton (Like Shirt Material)

Men - Style
10 G-String
10 Narrow Sided Hipster (String Bikini)
9 Hipster
8 Cotton Knit, Fitted Boxer
5 Boxer
2 Support Brief
2 Y-Front Brief
1 Tent Boxer

Ladies – Bras and Nickers - Colour
10 True Red
10 Burgundy Red
10 Black
8 White (soft white to ivory, not cream)
7 Purples (mulberry, grape, aubergine, plum)
6 Pink
5 Orange and Gold
5 Blue (Light to Deep) and Denim Look
4 Peach, Apricot, Cream
3 Greens, Beige, Mocha, Champagne, Brown
2 Grey

Ladies – Bras and Nickers - Fabric
10 See-through Lacy with some sheen
9 See-through Lacy with no sheen
8 See-Through
7 Lacy with some sheen (not see through)
7 Satin/Silk with Lace
6 Matte and Lacy
6 Matte with sheen pattern
5 Lacy Cotton (eg Broderie Anglais)
4 Satin Finish
3 Stretch Cotton
2 Cotton
2 Matte

Ladies – Bras – Style
10 Half-cup including push up
9 Low-cut including push up
8 Padded half-cup
5 Full-cup
5 Padded full-cup
2 Sports
4 Camisole (instead of Bra)

Ladies – Nickers - Style
10 G-String and String Bikini
9 High-cut Bikini
8 French Knickers (Loose-Legged)
7 Bikini
7 High-cut Briefs
3 Briefs
2 Women’s Boxer

Ladies – Bodysuits and Teddies – Styles
Once you have your score out of 30 for body suits and teddies, you need to double it to get a score out of 60 (as they take the place of bras and pants).

10 Body suit with fitted bra and g-string
9 Body suit with fitted bra
9 Body suit with fitted bra and suspenders
9 Body suit with no fitted bra but g-string
8 Teddy with no underwear structure

with love
purple_scorp

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scorpiongal
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posted May 10, 2005 07:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Purple Scorp : It's damn hot and cool post.

I haven't checked my score.Gotta go but subject was eye catching.I would post the results when I get back.

GAL


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Happy Dragon
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posted May 10, 2005 08:50 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm lost ... does it mean i can only pick 1 color .. 1 fabric etc .....
i'm hearin' the voice of Homer Simpson sayin
mmmmmmm ... cotton and lycra .. mmmmmmm
:-)) .... what no leather undies for the guys ??

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zoso
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posted May 10, 2005 07:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for zoso     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I wear boys undies....which do I do, men or women? HAHA what a question

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fayte.m
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posted May 10, 2005 07:53 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can't do this test either. No bra wearing here. Can't. Bone spurs in neck, shoulders. Undies? Mens! Boxers, briefs, cotton or silky. Because ladies undies are to baggy in the butt or leg holes, when I get them to fit my waist, the rest is way too big! Men's undies are more comfy. So I guess I don't know how to take your test either.

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AcousticGod
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posted May 10, 2005 09:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a Capricorn and my best score is 21 I think.

I do wear two styles of underwear commonly: regular cotton or cotton blend boxers, and [cotton, I think] boxer briefs. The most dominant color in my underwear is black, but there is also some blue, and a little red, green, and grey.

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pixelpixie
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posted May 10, 2005 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Underwear?

Just kidding.

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fayte.m
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posted May 11, 2005 12:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heh Heh!!!!! I was going to say that, but people already think I'm weird, so I didn't!
Well actually I prefer going about in the buff or topless.

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scorpiongal
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posted May 11, 2005 10:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Its little confusing and well if it sound silly...The score would be out of how much???
How did Acoustic God got 21 from 30..I guess that's for man.

Anyways here it goes my score from 60 comes 48 but I didn't try the last one

" Ladies Bodysuits and Teddies Styles"
why is that there ???? Is it extra.

I think purple_scorp please throw some light.


GAL

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purple_scorp
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posted May 12, 2005 06:17 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey all, was it that confusing???

After you’ve done your calculations, you need to divide your answer (by three if you are a guy, or by six if you are a gal). You should end up with a total out of 10.

Happy Dragon,

You can have as many colours as you want – the idea is that some underwear is considered more sexy than others. So, if you’re going on a hot date, you might want to pull out the colour, fabric, and style that rates the highest

scorpiongal ,

the teddies would take the place of bra/pants combination. In that case, you still look at the colour and then the fabric. Because they are a joint item, you are supposed to double the teddy score to add it to the fabric, then the colour score.

fayte, I think going in the buff is 10/10!!!! Woohoo!

Did that help at all?

with love
purple_scorp

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AcousticGod
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posted May 12, 2005 08:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yay! I have a 7! Sensual underwear! Woohoo! And surely now I will look for even sexier underwear. Red silk boxers here I come.

Am I the only one that thinks perhaps G-Strings and string bikinis shouldn't necessarily be worth 10 points for a guy?

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fayte.m
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posted May 12, 2005 08:20 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
purple_scorp!!!!!

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Philbird
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posted May 12, 2005 08:33 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a buffer! That is, unless It's a day I feel vulnerable and might have to go to the hospitol! Wouldn't want to be caught with dirty undies! (Oh, I get it, that's why this is posted in A$$trology! My moon is in ur-anus!)

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thosa
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posted May 12, 2005 08:50 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I ended up getting 9,66666667777...= 10

"A score of 7 or more out of 10 means you are wearing sensual underwear"

hehehehahahahah..sorry hahahaah:P

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