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The Mutable Night Force
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posted June 06, 2005 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OK, this is ridiculous, just thought I'd share it with you people and get a few opinions. Some of the more religious of you may feel I'm a blaspheming (or maybe even parent-hating) little squirt. But I can assure you it's not like that!

Ok, in our Religious Studies lessons not so long ago, our completely unorthodox, risque Virgo RS teacher had us do this project where the basic idea was to plan an imaginary wedding for yourself. This was compulsary. There were no rules about what it had to be like, but it got us thinking what the heck it had to do with religion. Even our teacher thought it was pointless. Although I should probably point out he is not the most normal teacher (or person) since his aim for the year was not to mention God or Jesus in any RS lesson. He's a very inspiration person though lol.

Anyway, we ended up with some pretty stupid ideas so I thought I'd get the ball rolling on here visa vie 'weddings'.
I'll post what I wrote what I wanted my imaginary wedding to be like in a minute, but first I wonder if someone could help me out-
Considering this was a wedding, I thought it was only fair (and generally the point of weddings) to describe the imaginary guy I was going to marry, soooo from the description I wrote about the guy can anyone have a guess at what sun sign this imaginary guy would be?
Thankyouuuuuu

"He's a really funny, dry, witty guy. Clever and with longish hair. He has large intelligent eyes, can seem like a deep thinker. Doesn't like suits but agrees to wear one for the wedding."

Don't know what I was thinking.....

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Battle of Evermore
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posted June 06, 2005 03:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Battle of Evermore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sure you didn't MNF, lol! Could it be.... CANCER! *DuhDunDun...* Oh, MNF you never told me he has long hair, sexy
I like a 60's mop top myself. On any man. He's stolen my heart if he has hair like any of the Beatles... or better yet, Bo Duke! The old Bo of course.

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DayDreamer
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posted June 06, 2005 03:50 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No clue...An aqua guy??

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The Mutable Night Force
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posted June 06, 2005 03:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hahahaha LOL BoE!
Nooooo i wasn't talking about the Cancer guy! I wrote this aaagggeesss ago. If anyone, it was probably based on this Capricorn guy

The Cancer guy........ let's see, he is, IMO very nice looking... he has Libra Ascendant . He is basically tall, dark etc... hair neither short or long but it has been long in the past and may be again soon.

DayDreamer, yeah, the desciption does sound a bit like an Aqua! Although I know none!

I'll post the weddingy bits in a sec....

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The Mutable Night Force
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posted June 06, 2005 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OKAAYY.
This is for real. This what I actually gave in. I got a B+ if my memory serves me correctly

Stag and Hen night- (Do you Americans also call your last nigtht of freedom that? Stag for boys Hen for girls, separate of course )
We both have one with strippers and stuff (Yes, this is normal in England!) Lots of booze. We play Cliff Richard's Congratulations a lot just to annoy everyone else in the establishment.

The Wedding-
It's in a church- a really *nice* old-fashioned church- it's massive, really, really *lovely* It's got stain-glass windows, a priest, the whole kaboodle and whatnot.. not that I'm religious.
(I repeat, the teacher supposedly read this).
My parents aren't allowed to come.
It's a crisp October afternoon. Crunchy leaves and stuff.
My bridesmaids wear horrific dresses.
The best man and ushers are members of my favourite band! They *have* (lol) to play afterwards at the reception.
White flowers in church.
Traditional vows.
Dress is white, very sleek etc etc (this bit goes on).
Just as we're about to say "I do", all the celebrities I adore will burst in and try to stop it but the guy I'm marrying has all the best bits of all of them so I just keep the celebrities as bits on the side.
Reception is lively, lots of nice food, great live music and disco with all our favourite songs. And lots of friends, my parents can come to that I guess... All my friends get off with the *page boy*.
Honeymoon is New York, then Spain as well!
He proposed to me after we've been out for a night in London. Did I mention he likes (ED- no, wait I can't put that bit hehe although I did in the real thing...)


That's the rough copy I did anywho which is confusingly enough- ticked. Tut tut, what is the world coming to eh?

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The Mutable Night Force
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posted June 06, 2005 04:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*mutters* stupid server. sorry

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Battle of Evermore
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posted June 06, 2005 06:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Battle of Evermore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hehehe... I love it. "They HAVE TO play afterwards." LOL!
I know a girl who had to do this once. She made her groom wear this pink, & black vertically striped suit...I hate suits (on everyone but Cary Grant, and Jimmy Stewart), but that was the coolest suit ever!

Why no parents? Ahh... I probably wouldn't invite my dad either...

Love that part about "Congratulations", and ugly bridesmaid's dresses... Bad experiences... they deserve it.

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whiterabbit
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posted June 06, 2005 08:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiterabbit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I love that MNF- why only a B+ I wonder?? I think it's very imaginative and original- not to mention hilarious.
About the guy- I'd say, A Sagittarius with a Capricorn moon and Sagittarius rising; Also Mercury in Scorpio and Uranus near the Ascendant.
I love this:
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all the celebrities I adore will burst in and try to stop it but the guy I'm marrying has all the best bits of all of them so I just keep the celebrities as bits on the side.

And I think the guy would be ok with it- if he does have the placements I predict

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DayDreamer
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posted June 07, 2005 01:10 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sounds like a lovely wedding MNF. I would have my wedding in the fall too, and I like the white flowers, either that or an exotic variety. Honeymoon...the jungles of the amazon, just for starters...if I had the time and money...

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cancerrg
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posted June 07, 2005 04:08 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey , my guess , sag with either cap or aqua moon and a cancer rising . howz that ! hope u like this for ur imaginary hubby !!!!!!!!

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The Mutable Night Force
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posted June 07, 2005 01:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey, thanks for commenting guys!! I'm laughing like a mental patient now lol.

BoE- mmm Cary Grant, yes, lovely Capricorn man! The no parents thing was just a joke! The Congratulations thing is actually because once I was in this restaurant and a Hen party kept on making the waiters play it which drove everyone else crazy! Especially the staff! lol

whiterabbit- thankyou dude(tte)!! We all did pretty good ones you should have seen my friends'! Hmmm... a Saggie you say? With a Cappy moon? How can I resist? lol

DayDreamer- I've always liked the idea of an Autumn wedding... like your amazon idea too!

cancerrg- haha Thank you for the thought hunny! lol Yes, I reckon that's pretty good the Cancer rising would complete my Cappy rising!

It's funny you guys were saying a Saggie with a Cap Moon.......
...how about a Cap with a Sag Moon? ...... I have my reasons... lol

Glad you all liked it. Anyone else want to have a go??

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cancerrg
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posted June 08, 2005 11:12 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
your raesons !!!! lets know!

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hot_ice
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posted June 08, 2005 11:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well my guess.....


cap moon,libra rising,aqua sun

hmm...funny never thought of marriage etc,makes me feel too old,besides I'll be twenty in about 2 weeks and that feels weird

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The Mutable Night Force
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posted June 10, 2005 12:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for The Mutable Night Force     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
awwww hot_ice! Only 19! I had no idea you were so young! Hey think about us- we had to do this as a school assignment!!!

cancerrg- hehe no big reason! I just like this guy with those particular statistics!

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cancerrg
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posted June 10, 2005 01:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oh!!

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