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aries-chick
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posted June 16, 2005 04:24 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol seriously that planet's messing with me

It's retrogade in my 10th on my Jupiter/Merc close to MC and my exams are on and I'm gona dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

I feel like doing something crazy..I don't feel like exams at all..

THIS is BAD

I bet all the other planets pay him out ur anus lol

I might fail my exams but at least my name isn't UR ANUS ..HA revenge is sweet

omg I'm talking to a planet

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future_uncertain
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posted June 16, 2005 04:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Let him know!

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Johnny
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posted June 16, 2005 04:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Johnny     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ugh, I empathize with you. Exams are NO fun!

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DayDreamer
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posted June 16, 2005 05:03 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL aries-chick

you crack me up!!!...that's what exams do you too...temporary insanity!

Good luck with those!!

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WaterNymph
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posted June 16, 2005 05:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I’m feeling your pain AC

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virgotaurustaurus
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posted June 16, 2005 05:43 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Let's trade Uranus transits! Mine is through my 11th right now, and all my Taurus stuff can't stand the insanity with my friendships lately, I have no exams so if we trade I could clear that out of the way for you

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taurean_scorpion
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posted June 16, 2005 06:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahhaha..your so funny

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Azalaksh
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posted June 16, 2005 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here ya go Uranus-Lovers!

Uranus Transits

Uranus transiting the 1st house

Particularly when transiting the ascendant, this can be a dangerous period. Accidents, falls, or any other kind of sudden mishap is more likely during this time. Of course you can’t stay indoors for seven years until Uranus has cleared out of your first house, but it is wise to take extra precautions during the few months it actually crosses the ascendant. For the balance of the period, accidents are less likely. There will be a greater chance of one form of personality crisis or another. It is also a period of self-discovery marked by sudden and successive revelations which may not always be gentle or easy, but will be necessary for personal growth. Patience, which will be most needed at such times, is in short supply simply because that quality is the mark of an integrated personality and the period is one of disintegration followed by reintegration. By the end of it you will have a very different and more cogent style of dealing with the world than before it began.

Uranus transiting the 2nd house

This brings a time of shaky finances and, of course, rarely happens to those with Uranus here natally, who would be best prepared to withstand it. It is a time to expect the unexpected and when one seems rich, his funds could be gone overnight from an unexpected and unavoidable drain. It is, therefore, wise to be very careful and hoard your money during this period, for you might suddenly have to bring your entire financial resources to bear at a moment’s notice. The net result of all of this is to form a broader and wiser philosophy of handling your affairs, unfortunately through the teachings of experience. For those that highly treasure and cling to their possessions, this will be a period of trials, tribulations and loss. For those who put little stock in goods, it will be an adventure and a variegated confirmation in their distrusts of material things and their faith in other values. Insecurity is the keyword here, so do not make plans that you cannot afford to have upset. Forewarned is forearmed, at least to an extent, and this transit should enable you to laugh at the vicissitudes of life – after they are over.

Uranus transiting the 3rd house

This is usually an excellent period for learning, and those who go through it in an earlier period of life when their minds are more open are the most fortunate and usually benefit the most. It denotes the continual opening of new worlds of ideas and knowledge that are different and contrary to what one has known before. For those more set in their mental ways, this can be a difficult period as new facts and events spill into their experience. This can shake up and contradict the intellectual certainties they thought they possessed. It is best to be quite open and passive of mind during these years so as to absorb and benefit from new experience rather than be buffeted about by it. On a more mundane level, this is a period when the general organization of everyday life goes awry, such as meetings, plans, phone calls. This is just a reflection of the overall turbulence Uranus brings into the realm of thought at this time.

Uranus transiting the 4th house

This is almost always a period of travel and wandering. It is most diffucult to stay in one place. Even if one manages to stay in the same city, it seems as if one must move from one dwelling to another due to unforeseen circumstances. It is also often a period of emotional trial, particularly for children who are most upset by the lack of a stable home. For the adult it may be marital breakup that causes emotional stress, or career changes, or even those vagaries of fate such as the burning down of a house or the sudden acquisition of a new and better one. It is well to resign oneself to the adage “home is where you hang your hat”, as it is never so true as during this period. This transit can have the benefic effect of teaching one that home is truly where the heart is, not where the house is. If this is learned, then the transit may be said to have been a success.

Uranus transiting the 5th house

If one were to spend a night in a giant amusement park, it might seem that there are just too many opportunities for thrills, rides and fun to possibly take advantage of. The next day, in the humdrum world, there is nothing at all. These two extremes are a description of the years during which Uranus transits this house. Either there is too much enjoyment for the senses to handle or there is a sensual desert. Tastes for the bizarre and unusual are awakened and the individual should be prepared to recognize in himself those needs and desires he previously relegated to the peculiar or abnormal. For the hide-bound, this may be a disturbing time, but for most it can be a time of liberation from the chains of an upbringing overconstrained in matters of sexuality and in just the everyday art of having fun.

Uranus transiting the 6th house

This is not generally considered a good position for health. It causes rather sudden onsets of undefinable ailments, such as nervous disorders, or unexpected accidents. Such people really do not suffer any more than others, but the nature of the afflictionsand the anxiety experienced anticipating them adds as much grief as do the problems themselves. It is therefore best to simply proceed blissfully through life and not worry until a problem presents itself. One cannot prevent the unexpected, and one should not try to. Such attempts are an exercise in frustration and futility. This is also a good position for the native to take care of the details of his own affairs as much as possible because secretaries, assistants, and the like will prove to be rather unreliable.

Uranus transiting the 7th house

This is a rough time in most people’s lives, particularly those who must depend upon close working relationships to support them either emotionally or financially. Flare-ups between husband and wife may be expected and they are damaging to the extent that each is not a whole and self-reliant individual. For unattached persons it can be a very exciting period of short lived, but intense romances and bittersweet love affairs. The lesson here is loving one’s partner freely without leaning too heavily upon the relationship for emotional support. The same goes for friends and business relations where one finds that good fences do, indeed, make good neighbors.

Uranus transiting the 8th house

This is a period when all sorts of unexpected and often disturbing insights come unasked for out of the blue. It is as if the dark corners of our minds suddenly pop out at us in full and surprising clarity. It is good for those wishing to hone their psychic abilities or become more acquainted with occult matters, though not through formal study but by revelation or insight. On a more mundane physical level this can be a period of interrupted or irregular income and may also be characterized by occasional unexplainable sexual dysfunction. Unlike most other transits of Uranus, its effects are of a rather non-specific, non-material kind that are personally meaningful yet hard to pin down.

Uranus transiting the 9th house

This is often a time of wandering or travel, somewhat erratic in nature, and is always a time of extensive learning from outside circumstances. Many of the native’s long-held views of the world will be shaken up and rearranged and his outlook on humanity will be considerably broadened. This is, except for its irregular nature, perhaps the best transit of Uranus of all the houses, allowing that planet to do what it does best: deliver knowledge and truth. This learning is irregular in the sense that knowledge derived during this period is unstructured and must be accepted, where and when it appears. For the alert observer, it is a time of rich, varied experience and education provided free by the world around him.

Uranus transiting the 10th house

This is likely to be a financially, and sometimes personally stormy period. This is true particularly for those whose emotional stability is linked with career stability. The nature or location of the career may change several times in a short period, and those who will most benefit from this are individuals with a high degree of adaptability. Patience is required to weather these years as there are likely to be various untruths circulated concerning the native’s reputation. This can only be counteracted by as much steadiness of character as can be mustered and demonstrated. Because of the sudden shifts and turns of employment, however, the native will discover he has many previously undiscovered and useful talents that emerge from hiding in the midst of travail. The vicissitudes of this period teach both a distrust in determinism and a greater faith in self and the powers that protect us in time of need.

Uranus transiting the 11th house

This is a topsy-turvy time concerning the positions of those around you. The staunchest friends may desert you in time of need, while strangers and even those seeming to be enemies rush to your side to aid you. It is a personal sorting-out period, and it is wise to try to depend upon no one but yourself if you wish to be sure of getting consistent results. It is an exciting period, however, as it tends to significantly broaden your range of acquantances, putting you close to people you might never have dreamed of associating with before. As long as reasonable self-reliance remains, it will be a period of great deepening of personal and human understanding, both of yourself and particularly of others.

Uranus transiting the 12th house

This is a rather murky period, regarding the effects of Uranus, and more incipient than immediate in its effects. Certainly, strange dreams may be expected and sudden emotional upwellings that never quite reach the surface. Great attention should be given them, however, as they presage the personality upheavals that will follow when Uranus passes over the ascendant into the first house. It is an excellent time for exploration of occult matters, as long as it is done with care. It will have both the effect of shedding light on hard-to-reach twelfth-house matters and at the same time making it easier for unknown dangers to manifest themselves. But most of all, it is a crucial time for self-observation, as many of the personality patterns most stable and accepted will at this time be the ones to crack and fall. It is important to remember that the groundwork for the abandonment of ingrained personal habits and assumptions should be laid at this time.

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aries-chick
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posted June 17, 2005 04:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thanx for the support ppls

hehe VTT, man I wish I could trade..I've actually studied today so brownie points for me lol

Aza thank you for the interps..

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This is likely to be a financially, and sometimes personally stormy period. This is true particularly for those whose emotional stability is linked with career stability.

NOOOOOOOOOOO .This is ME so me.. Capricorn moon - emotional stability - career YES nooo omg baaaaaaaad

I'll give anyone who keeps their fingers crossed for me e-lolliesss hee hee

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aries-chick
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posted June 17, 2005 05:11 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol Actually VTT it must've transited your 10th before it transited your 11th so what happened? what happened? spill sista

You didn't fail any exams did you?

*psssssst say no to that even if you have*

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libra78
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posted June 18, 2005 06:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Excuse me miss, but are you into astrology? cuz..umm..Im tryin to make it to Ur anus

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cancerrg
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posted June 20, 2005 03:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

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aries-chick
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posted June 20, 2005 08:35 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
eeeeeeek L78 you hee hee

..something tells me that doesn't work for you..

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Philbird
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posted June 20, 2005 10:19 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
aries-chick... LMFAO! (snort, snort)

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amisha121877
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posted June 20, 2005 01:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
7 years!!!!!! oh hell no. h-e-l-l n-o.

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pixelpixie
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posted June 20, 2005 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You had me at H-e-l-l-n-o

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Almost An Angel
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posted June 20, 2005 02:09 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uranus has been sitting in my lst H since '94 (is that even possible?) and it won't leave until February of '08... oh joy. lol

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Philbird
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posted June 20, 2005 04:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have no idea where Uranus is. Will someone help me find my anus! Do I have to go Uranus shopping at asstro.com?

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future_uncertain
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posted June 20, 2005 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes. And you can asstroglide all the way there.

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Philbird
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posted June 20, 2005 05:23 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was just there and unfortunatly, I do not know how to accass the info!

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libra78
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posted June 20, 2005 05:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries Chick: Im a little smarter than to actually try that

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future_uncertain
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posted June 20, 2005 05:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Zala~ how long do Uranian transits last? And why is it that all the difficult transits seem to last so long?! I was looking at my transits for the next year/ year and a half and things don't look good. I'm getting to the point in my life where I want to settle down and it looks like things are just about to get shaken up!

Pluto conj Sun
Saturn opposed Venus
Uranus trine Uranus
Saturn return
Uranus just walked into my third house...

Are these a lot of bad influences? What I get out of it is that it seems to appear that this is going to be a time of major growth and transition if I'm open to it. The only problem is that I really feel like I'm ready to settle down.

What do you think?

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Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted June 20, 2005 06:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WAVES ECSTATIC AT THE PASSING CAR-DWELLERS !!

Self-absorbed as a teenager and loving every minute of it. -

"What makes you so great?"

"F - that!, What makes you so small!?!??!"

Fear.

Fear the face.
Face the fear!

Fear sucks.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I LOVE Ur-anus.


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hsc

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virgotaurustaurus
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posted June 20, 2005 06:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I swear to god, Uranus is gonna get his effin ass slapped by me soon! I have some evil hard aspects that are making me so irritable lately thanks to Uranus!!!

aries-chick, Uranus was in my 10th house when I was in high school I think the only thing I ever failed during that time period was a math test, but I'm very bad at math LOL! It's kind of nice that you're still at school with that transit going on because it's very job/career-oriented!

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Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted June 20, 2005 06:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One year, at Bread and Puppet,
some kid was tripping face and on fire,
he asked for a light and I gave him my lighter,
and I was tripping face,
but I'd been drinking mushroom tea, so it was all understated and relaxed,
and he took my lighter,
and I wouldntve cared anyway,
but he was all like,
"I'm taking this," as he went on his way,
and it was gloriously chaotic,
but it occured to me some people might CARE!!!

And thats the story of my pathetic crazy tripped out existence.
I am either that kid, self-involved, chaotic, not caring about anyone but myself, or the kid racked with fear, guilt, shame, and self-pity, not wanting to be that kid, but absolutely terrified of responsibility.

I hate Uranus.

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