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Leyla
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posted June 28, 2005 03:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So I got hired at this place to do tarot/astrology, and they tell me I have to have business cards and laminated fliers for them to display.

So I'm down at Kinkos getting this done- and sure enough, I knew somebody had to be a jerk.

One of the male employees printing my stuff up starts in on me:

"If you're really a psychic astrologer then tell me what my sign is!"

I'm in no mood to be put on the spot, and tell him if he wants a reading he can come see me at my place of business like everybody else.

But NOOooo, he keeps after me. Hassling me in front of the whole store.

Finally I snap

"Lets see, because you're such a persistant @$$hole who can't let it go, I'm going to say Taurus."

And he was!

Everybody was impressed and they told him now he has to go get a reading from me.

Yaaay- one for our team!

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Tranquil Poet
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posted June 28, 2005 03:55 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahaha leyla. Cool.

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Happy Dragon
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posted June 28, 2005 09:07 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
****"Lets see, because you're such a persistant @$$hole who can't let it go, I'm going to say Taurus." ***** And he was! *****
tsk .. tsk ..tsk ... naughty naughty bull .. i don't know what the world is coming to these days

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pixelpixie
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posted June 28, 2005 08:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahahah!

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future_uncertain
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posted June 28, 2005 09:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hell yeah, Doggy!

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SecretGardenAgain
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posted June 28, 2005 09:06 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HD ur way too cute to be a bull,

i dont buy it.

Love
SG

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Happy Dragon
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posted June 29, 2005 07:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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An excerp from Liz Greene's book .. re: Taurus sun ...

"... Many Tareans are notorius sceptics of anything they consider 'mystical' .. like astrology for example. Iv'e noticed over a decade of teaching that fewer Taureans enroll in my courses than any other sign. Taurus will be terribly cautious about something like astrology unless they can be shown .. definitively and scientifically that it works. And not once but several times .. in case the first time was a fluke.
I once had a Taurean client who .. although he was quite ruffled and impressed by his horoscope reading .. doubted i could repeat such a performance. He wasn't prepared to accept that the chart worked .. he thought ( which seemed an even wilder interpretation ) that i had somehow acquired my information psychically or telepathically. He asked if he might sit in on several other chart readings for some friends. Because he was a Taurus .. and i knew there was no other way .. i conceded.
After about fifteen such sessions he begrudgingly admitted that there must be something to it. And like a good Taurus .. once a change of attitude had taken hold of him .. he swung into action. Not content with merely accepting it .. he decided to learn it. He learned in the way Taureans do when they have finally got moving .. obsessively.

... Now he is a practising astrologer ... "

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... sort of similar to they way i got into astrology .. had to prove it to myself that it worked ...
.. i have a Taurean friend .. someone whom i've known for 17 yr or so .. like myself has venus in Aries ..
we have played as musicians together .. but he was very .. very .. sceptical ..

.. was .. i think i've worn him down somewhat

.. i daresay the taur in the header post might have been trying to make a clumsy impression on a member of the opposite sex .. astrology just happened to be a convenient ( or not .. as the case may be ) subject .. who knows .. the experience just may have an 'awakening' effect .. something taurus needs .. now and again ..

be well and naughty y'all

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Happy Dragon
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posted June 29, 2005 07:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
** it's the fog ... mizpost **

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Happy Dragon
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posted June 29, 2005 07:43 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
**whoops triple paste ***

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