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Topic: Fun "Pick-up LInes" by Signs
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astro junkie
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posted August 24, 2005 01:52 PM
 
Here's what each Sign would say (or to the effect of) as a pick-up line ... (or not) ...
Aries
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Taurus
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. Gemini
Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over. Cancer
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry. Leo
Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Virgo
Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet. Libra
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever. Scorpio
Your place or mine? Sagittarius
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? Capricorn
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? Aquarius
You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming. Pisces
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? ------------------
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Mystic Gemini
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posted August 24, 2005 02:09 PM
Hee Hee------------------
Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra "You must live in the infinite blackness that exists when I close my eyes. I see you when I fall asleep, I see you when I dream." - Talib Kweli IP: Logged |
sd09
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posted August 27, 2005 08:58 PM
wrong .more I dont mate with ur kind saggiIP: Logged |
Peaceout_candy
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posted August 28, 2005 12:07 AM
Very funny.. I love the aqua,cancer and gemini ones.. right on!IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted August 28, 2005 01:02 AM
LOL, those are great, astro junkie!
here's a few:
Aries - Hold still. (Proceeds to club unsuspecting victim over the head and carry him/her off by the hair.)
Leo - I couldn't help noticing you noticing me.
Scorpio - You going MY way?
Aquarius - Do you come here off and on?
Pisces - Haven't we met before?
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A wise person can learn from a fool,
but a fool cannot learn even from a wise person.
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Bluemoon
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posted August 28, 2005 09:09 AM
2 funny!
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Lauren
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posted August 28, 2005 09:29 AM
Scorpio - When I go down on a girl I *bleep* *bleep* with her *bleep* and then I *bleep* ..hmm you know one day I'd wanna do that with you - insert mysterious intense stare-
Leo - I know that right now you must be thinking you're not good enough for me because I'm such a perfect unbelievable specimen of a human being, but it's ok gorgeous.. REALLY.. it's cool, I'm used to going out with people who aren't good enough for me.. don't worry about it
Libra - You know 5 min ago I was gona come over and say hi but then I changed my mind because I thought maybe you wouldn't really want me to.. but since you smiled I just assumed that maybe you'd wanna go out some time. Although, if you don't it's fine really, because I'm actually gay anyways..or was untill yesterday, I'm not so sure right now..Me and my bf broke up, so I thought I'd come down here and drown my sorrows.. Now that I think about it, it's prolly not the best thing to start dating straight after a break up, so maybe we shouldn't really go out or at least take it slow..Unless you really want to go out in which case you might be able to convince me. Though, if we did go out what if maybe you break up with me one day..or what if I break up with you? *hopefully the other person stops him right about now..so he can flash his Libran smile  and they can skip merely ever after down their yellow brick road*
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freebird
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posted August 28, 2005 12:47 PM
Lauren :
Loved Leo and Libra one ...God that's funny....
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MoonDuchess88
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posted August 28, 2005 06:35 PM
Hehe AJ, I liked the gemini one! IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted August 28, 2005 07:34 PM
lauren ~I really enjoyed those -- thanks for the laughs! 'Z (Libra Sun/Leo Asc) IP: Logged |
cancerrg
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posted August 29, 2005 02:05 AM
quote:
Cancer
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
hey , naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh . don't bring my mum here again , 
quote:
Leo - I know that right now you must be thinking you're not good enough for me because I'm such a perfect unbelievable specimen of a human being, but it's ok gorgeous.. REALLY.. it's cool, I'm used to going out with people who aren't good enough for me.. don't worry about it
Hahahahaha........
funny leos .
i am just wondering how do girls go out with them . 
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nannyfish
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posted August 29, 2005 06:37 AM
Scorpio: *walks over to target, picks lighter up off the bar, looks into targets eyes, lights cigarette, puts lighter back down on bar gently, walks away slowly---never looking back* *target swoons* 
Taurus: *hands target a rose* I saw you a few days ago and was inspired to write this poem. *hands target poem*
Aquarius: Me and some friends are going to the park to play, would you like to come *makes up some goofy nickname*. Tag you are it! *Aqua runs away laughing* Virgo: *Starts long conversation about the influence victorian pottery had on the Arts and Crafts movement in early 20th century* *[insert several very funny, but corny jokes]* Would you like to rummage through a flea market with me sometime?
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