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astro junkie
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posted August 24, 2005 01:56 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OK - here's another one just for fun!


Aries
doesn't have time for foreplay.

Taurus
keeps going and going and going...

Gemini
wants a menage a trois.

Cancer
likes it in the hot tub.

Leo
buys costumes.

Virgo
showers before, during and after.

Libra
can't decide whether they want it or not.

Scorpio
wants it all day, every day.

Sagittarius
does it under the stars.

Capricorn
prefers to be on top.

Aquarius
likes crowds.

Pisces
swoons over the poetry of the act.

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Mystic Gemini
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posted August 24, 2005 02:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Gemini
wants a menage a trois.


Ew

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Mystic Gemini
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posted August 24, 2005 02:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ooops double post.


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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

"You must live in the infinite blackness that exists when I close my eyes. I see you when I fall asleep, I see you when I dream."

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Azalaksh
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posted August 24, 2005 02:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awww, c'mon AJ, ours is so disappointing

How about "can't decide where or how" instead of "can't decide whether"?!?!?

'Zala

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Mystic Gemini
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posted August 24, 2005 02:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My ex capricorn always wanted to be on top.

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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

"You must live in the infinite blackness that exists when I close my eyes. I see you when I fall asleep, I see you when I dream."

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Alterna
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posted August 24, 2005 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Alterna     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Pisces
swoons over the poetry of the act.

Doesn't apply to my ex (Pisces). He just wanted to hurry up. Then again, his Venus is in Aries. And his Mars is in Cap --- always wanted to be on top.

Ah, I just think of angry thoughts when I think of him, hahaha.

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Loggerhead
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posted August 24, 2005 03:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Virgo
showers before, during and after.

PALEEEAAASE.....

Enough stereotyping of Virgos! And then everybody goes "Oh Virgos, they have no self-esteeeeeeem....!"

Well, D U H! Every stereotype in the book characterizes us as dowdy dull germ-obsessed controlling neatfreaks, the battle cry of the Lysol-wielding Virgo being "eek!" Give me a f&^%*&^$%^% break!

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ariestiger
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posted August 24, 2005 04:01 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ohhhh - I LOVE foreplay, and romance (maybe the Pisces in me). Don't get enough. Honestly. My other half's not interested in long smooching sessions...or massage (which I adore)...or lit candles placed round the bed...or showering together...or eating food off each other...or making love in different places.

- So what can I do, but get straight to the point?

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GingerB
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posted August 24, 2005 05:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pisces female here, looking for a Taurus male.

*claps hands*

Play, play, play!!!

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zenwarner
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posted August 24, 2005 05:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
EWWW. haha.... i most definitely do not like crowds.....

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spellbound
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posted August 24, 2005 05:44 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I guess that I am a pisces when it comes to the deed, but sometimes my scorpio nature (rising) and aqua venus come into play. Of course, I love romance and foreplay...but sometimes I'll take it anyway I can get it...The whole submissive/dominance thing gets to me..I like to be in charge or dominanted...Ok..I think maybe I said to much...My aqua venus makes me perverted I guess...I always say I'll try anything once..HEHEHEHE

In response to Loggerhead's virgo statement..I totally agree..Not all virgos are big sticks in the mud.. I've found a perfect way to get virgos in the mood...massage..It relaxes them enough to stop the distrubance and intrusion of constant gear turning. Then the real magic happens...When you get a virgo that can feel confident..oh boy look out..They are crazy in the sheets...Well at least in my experience anyway...Oh boy..I think I have foot-in-mouth disease..

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CNO732
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posted August 24, 2005 05:50 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What is with this and Virgo being such neat freaks? .. God, I know Virgos that people would run from their homes screaming if they saw the mess ... and this whole "cleanliness" thing ... In sex the dirtier, sweatier, hotter the better (at least for this Virgo with lots of rising fire and moon) ...

I have met some uptight Virgos, but there are many that are kinky, dirty ****** (at least the men I know) ...

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spellbound
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posted August 24, 2005 05:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think the whole virginal aspect of virgos has been extremely misconstrued...It's true virgos are neat and tidy, but I think it mostly applies to the order and purity they must maintain in their life, their thoughts, their relationships to ensure a certain balance between logic and fantasy. I know one virgo woman who is an absolute neat freak. She finds dust in her house and she has a nervous breakdown..but then I think she stays busy to keep from dealing with emotional issues which scare the crap out of analytical virgos..I think all signs have a stigma surrounding them and having lots of experience with them (virgo fly paper attached to my forehead) I'd have to say that the cleanliness is related to order that they need to feel secure. They are earth signs after all and I do believe stability is what they crave. And again, they are sexy, intelligent, passionate, sensual creatures..just have to have the right element to relax and feel safe.. My two cents anyway.

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posted August 24, 2005 09:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
All it can say about Caps is that we like to be on top? I personally don't mind what the position is. Bottom can be quite enjoyable.

My moon's in the 5th. I just like to have fun.

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Loggerhead
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posted August 24, 2005 11:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CN,
[QUOTE}In sex the dirtier, sweatier, hotter the better (at least for this Virgo with lots of rising fire and moon) ...[/QUOTE] You said it, baby!

quote:
...It's true virgos are neat and tidy, [There we go again,my point was that we are not all neat and tidy!!] but I think it mostly applies to the order and purity they must maintain in their life, their thoughts, their relationships to ensure a certain balance between logic and fantasy.
Those are nice thoughts, but I am neverthless choking in laughter over here. Incidentally, if you saw the room I am typing this in, some of you would run away, screaming. And as I have often said, the mess in my office (and the garage, LOL) is the physical manifestation of my inner life. Chaotic, disorganized, dysfunctional. LOL! Living room, dining room, den and kitchen, etc. are ok, though. If things got totally out of hand I wouldn't be able to stand it. (I can't stand it as it is... It's not that I revel in messes, but that they overpower me and I have learned to live with them.) I just have, shall we say, pockets of disorganization throughout the house. Why is that, btw? Neptune in 3rd, I'd bet, that one is always messing me up, squaring Moon in 12th.

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whiterabbit
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posted August 24, 2005 11:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiterabbit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Aries
doesn't have time for foreplay.

NOT true! I've been with several, and they were all great lovers, lots of lovin' before, during and after..


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whiterabbit
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posted August 24, 2005 11:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiterabbit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
but the list is still amusing..
I just wanted to defend those rams.. I feel like it's my job, seeing that I've been taking 'Aries 101' for the last couple of years.

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AcousticGod
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posted August 24, 2005 11:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*bites his tongue (even if it was funny)*

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laregina
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posted August 25, 2005 01:53 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I am also surprised when I read some of the things written about Virgos. I have only been with one, but we were together for 5 years.
He was handsome, very affectionate, extremely passionate, dropped his fair share of dirty laundry on the bathroom floor, was really funny and had a healthy self esteem.
In fact...having dated several different signs since, I often refer to my ex Virgo as the one that got away.
You go Virgos!

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MoonDuchess88
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posted August 25, 2005 08:55 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
aint nothing like the hot tub!

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ScotScorp
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posted August 25, 2005 12:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Scorpio
wants it all day, every day.

Leo
buys costumes.

Works for me!!

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"All things are bound together. All things connect." Chief Seattle

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alanabelle86
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posted August 25, 2005 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for alanabelle86     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aquarius : crowds...
Leo : costumes...
Scorpio : wants it all day

my mars is in aquarius and moon in leo...

costumes and crowds dont sound too bad..

can have an all day halloween party thats really an orgy in disguise...


lol just kidddingg...

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cancerrg
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posted August 27, 2005 09:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
aint nothing like the hot tub!

YEAH ,hehehehehehehe

what about the one in kitchen or the dinner table or even in the garden ,moon ?

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