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Topic: Fun "Foreplay" by the Signs
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astro junkie unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 01:56 PM
OK - here's another one just for fun! Aries doesn't have time for foreplay.
Taurus keeps going and going and going... Gemini wants a menage a trois. Cancer likes it in the hot tub. Leo buys costumes. Virgo showers before, during and after. Libra can't decide whether they want it or not. Scorpio wants it all day, every day. Sagittarius does it under the stars. Capricorn prefers to be on top. Aquarius likes crowds. Pisces swoons over the poetry of the act. ------------------ ... it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness IP: Logged |
Mystic Gemini unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 02:08 PM
quote: Gemini wants a menage a trois.
Ew
------------------ Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra "You must live in the infinite blackness that exists when I close my eyes. I see you when I fall asleep, I see you when I dream." - Talib Kweli IP: Logged |
Mystic Gemini unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 02:08 PM
ooops double post. ------------------ Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra
"You must live in the infinite blackness that exists when I close my eyes. I see you when I fall asleep, I see you when I dream." - Talib Kweli IP: Logged |
Azalaksh Knowflake Posts: 982 From: New Brighton, MN, USA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 24, 2005 02:10 PM
Awww, c'mon AJ, ours is so disappointing How about "can't decide where or how" instead of "can't decide whether"?!?!? 'Zala IP: Logged |
Mystic Gemini unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 02:22 PM
My ex capricorn always wanted to be on top.------------------ Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra "You must live in the infinite blackness that exists when I close my eyes. I see you when I fall asleep, I see you when I dream." - Talib Kweli IP: Logged |
Alterna Newflake Posts: 0 From: In the clouds Registered: Sep 2010
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posted August 24, 2005 02:50 PM
quote: Pisces swoons over the poetry of the act.
Doesn't apply to my ex (Pisces). He just wanted to hurry up. Then again, his Venus is in Aries. And his Mars is in Cap --- always wanted to be on top. Ah, I just think of angry thoughts when I think of him, hahaha. ------------------ Taurus Sun/Gemini Moon/Libra Rising IP: Logged |
Loggerhead unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 03:22 PM
quote: Virgo showers before, during and after.
PALEEEAAASE..... Enough stereotyping of Virgos! And then everybody goes "Oh Virgos, they have no self-esteeeeeeem....!" Well, D U H! Every stereotype in the book characterizes us as dowdy dull germ-obsessed controlling neatfreaks, the battle cry of the Lysol-wielding Virgo being "eek!" Give me a f&^%*&^$%^% break! IP: Logged |
ariestiger unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 04:01 PM
Ohhhh - I LOVE foreplay, and romance (maybe the Pisces in me). Don't get enough. Honestly. My other half's not interested in long smooching sessions...or massage (which I adore)...or lit candles placed round the bed...or showering together...or eating food off each other...or making love in different places. - So what can I do, but get straight to the point? IP: Logged |
GingerB unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 05:00 PM
Pisces female here, looking for a Taurus male.*claps hands* Play, play, play!!! IP: Logged |
zenwarner unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 05:39 PM
EWWW. haha.... i most definitely do not like crowds.....IP: Logged |
spellbound unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 05:44 PM
I guess that I am a pisces when it comes to the deed, but sometimes my scorpio nature (rising) and aqua venus come into play. Of course, I love romance and foreplay...but sometimes I'll take it anyway I can get it...The whole submissive/dominance thing gets to me..I like to be in charge or dominanted...Ok..I think maybe I said to much...My aqua venus makes me perverted I guess...I always say I'll try anything once..HEHEHEHEIn response to Loggerhead's virgo statement..I totally agree..Not all virgos are big sticks in the mud.. I've found a perfect way to get virgos in the mood...massage..It relaxes them enough to stop the distrubance and intrusion of constant gear turning. Then the real magic happens...When you get a virgo that can feel confident..oh boy look out..They are crazy in the sheets...Well at least in my experience anyway...Oh boy..I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.. IP: Logged |
CNO732 unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 05:50 PM
What is with this and Virgo being such neat freaks? .. God, I know Virgos that people would run from their homes screaming if they saw the mess ... and this whole "cleanliness" thing ... In sex the dirtier, sweatier, hotter the better (at least for this Virgo with lots of rising fire and moon) ...I have met some uptight Virgos, but there are many that are kinky, dirty ****** (at least the men I know) ... IP: Logged |
spellbound unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 05:57 PM
I think the whole virginal aspect of virgos has been extremely misconstrued...It's true virgos are neat and tidy, but I think it mostly applies to the order and purity they must maintain in their life, their thoughts, their relationships to ensure a certain balance between logic and fantasy. I know one virgo woman who is an absolute neat freak. She finds dust in her house and she has a nervous breakdown..but then I think she stays busy to keep from dealing with emotional issues which scare the crap out of analytical virgos..I think all signs have a stigma surrounding them and having lots of experience with them (virgo fly paper attached to my forehead) I'd have to say that the cleanliness is related to order that they need to feel secure. They are earth signs after all and I do believe stability is what they crave. And again, they are sexy, intelligent, passionate, sensual creatures..just have to have the right element to relax and feel safe.. My two cents anyway.
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AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 4416 From: Pleasanton, CA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 24, 2005 09:22 PM
All it can say about Caps is that we like to be on top? I personally don't mind what the position is. Bottom can be quite enjoyable.My moon's in the 5th. I just like to have fun. IP: Logged |
Loggerhead unregistered
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posted August 24, 2005 11:14 PM
CN, [QUOTE}In sex the dirtier, sweatier, hotter the better (at least for this Virgo with lots of rising fire and moon) ...[/QUOTE] You said it, baby! quote: ...It's true virgos are neat and tidy, [There we go again,my point was that we are not all neat and tidy!!] but I think it mostly applies to the order and purity they must maintain in their life, their thoughts, their relationships to ensure a certain balance between logic and fantasy.
Those are nice thoughts, but I am neverthless choking in laughter over here. Incidentally, if you saw the room I am typing this in, some of you would run away, screaming. And as I have often said, the mess in my office (and the garage, LOL) is the physical manifestation of my inner life. Chaotic, disorganized, dysfunctional. LOL! Living room, dining room, den and kitchen, etc. are ok, though. If things got totally out of hand I wouldn't be able to stand it. (I can't stand it as it is... It's not that I revel in messes, but that they overpower me and I have learned to live with them.) I just have, shall we say, pockets of disorganization throughout the house. Why is that, btw? Neptune in 3rd, I'd bet, that one is always messing me up, squaring Moon in 12th.IP: Logged |
whiterabbit Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Sep 2009
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posted August 24, 2005 11:26 PM
quote: Aries doesn't have time for foreplay.
NOT true! I've been with several, and they were all great lovers, lots of lovin' before, during and after..
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whiterabbit Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Sep 2009
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posted August 24, 2005 11:29 PM
but the list is still amusing.. I just wanted to defend those rams.. I feel like it's my job, seeing that I've been taking 'Aries 101' for the last couple of years. IP: Logged |
AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 4416 From: Pleasanton, CA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted August 24, 2005 11:32 PM
*bites his tongue (even if it was funny)*IP: Logged |
laregina unregistered
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posted August 25, 2005 01:53 AM
I am also surprised when I read some of the things written about Virgos. I have only been with one, but we were together for 5 years. He was handsome, very affectionate, extremely passionate, dropped his fair share of dirty laundry on the bathroom floor, was really funny and had a healthy self esteem. In fact...having dated several different signs since, I often refer to my ex Virgo as the one that got away. You go Virgos!IP: Logged |
MoonDuchess88 unregistered
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posted August 25, 2005 08:55 AM
aint nothing like the hot tub! IP: Logged |
ScotScorp unregistered
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posted August 25, 2005 12:02 PM
Scorpio wants it all day, every day. Leo buys costumes. Works for me!! ------------------ Scorpio/Leo/Leo "All things are bound together. All things connect." Chief Seattle IP: Logged |
alanabelle86 Knowflake Posts: 40 From: Somewhere over the rainbow Registered: May 2009
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posted August 25, 2005 05:20 PM
Aquarius : crowds... Leo : costumes... Scorpio : wants it all daymy mars is in aquarius and moon in leo... costumes and crowds dont sound too bad.. can have an all day halloween party thats really an orgy in disguise... lol just kidddingg...
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cancerrg unregistered
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posted August 27, 2005 09:26 AM
quote: aint nothing like the hot tub!
YEAH ,hehehehehehehe what about the one in kitchen or the dinner table or even in the garden ,moon ? IP: Logged |
MoonDuchess88 unregistered
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posted August 27, 2005 10:45 AM
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cancerrg unregistered
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posted August 29, 2005 01:54 AM
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