posted October 20, 2005 05:35 AM              

So, what should be the perfect chart for the most knockout doll possible?

My analysis says it should be:
Scorpio Ascendant
Pisces Sun
Libra Moon
Mercury in Aquarius //True Air Head?
Venus in Scorpio
Mars in Leo

posted October 20, 2005 07:02 AM              

the aqua merc would make for blunt idealist verbally. ( i also gots merc trine pluto... im sharp lol)

And a libra moon can equally empathise with either side of a situaton... so knowing how i feel exactly can be tricky at times..

posted October 20, 2005 07:20 AM              

Hmm, I am not sure about the Merc in Aqua point though. Blunt Idealism from a girl who is a living doll and the only girl around?

Which Mercury will make a girl say "Prove to me again and again that I look pretty" and actually mean that statement ? Merc in Cancer?

Oops now I am seriously confused...

posted October 20, 2005 07:21 AM              

Hmm, I am not sure about the Merc in Aqua point though. Blunt Idealism from a girl who is a living doll and the only girl around?

Which Mercury will make a girl say "Prove to me again and again that I look pretty" and actually mean that statement ? Merc in Cancer?

Oops now I am seriously confused...

posted October 20, 2005 08:12 AM            

J/K

posted October 20, 2005 09:34 AM              

//Possible conversation between me and
//my higher self

Me: "Am I reading correctly? You are making me very handsome, endowed with Rambo muscles, amazing IQ, glib tongue, lightning wit, vast knowledge and huge holding power? Man, I can land over a 1000 girls this lifetime! I finally see a reason to like you! I am signing the contract to incarnate."

HS:"Thank you. One countersign. There.
Woops, I forgot to add the Appendix to the contract. You are being sent to Chennai and you will have a nice Arabic name in your passport. Just to teach you some visa lessons, a small formality..."

Me:"What the f*&(??? deals off buddy!!!"

HS:"TOO LATE! YOU SIGNED! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA"

posted October 20, 2005 10:26 AM              

WHERE ARE ALL THE RED BLOODED MEN with their specs anyway???

Gulp. Am I the last of the Mohicans????

LOL!

posted October 20, 2005 10:33 AM              

And if you're stuck in a place that is demanding you to be better than this in order to find a companion, then perhaps it's karma. In which case, you deserve being miserible.

posted October 20, 2005 11:46 AM              

Although I do have some appealing traits in me... I won't be a "Yes Dear"

posted October 20, 2005 11:55 AM            

here here here !!!! just gota bit late .

my choice:
sun:scrop
moon:cap/cancer
asc: sa
merc:gem/taurus

posted October 20, 2005 11:56 AM            

my daughter is practically your 'doll'
rest assured, she is all lash batting love muffin feminine sweet
~however~
She will turn in a heartbeat and tear a strip outta' you and is never afraid to voice opinions.
Also, she is five.
So, I'd have to kill you.

posted October 20, 2005 12:42 PM              

1scorp, you dont ever have to be a yes dear. Your placements mean your man has to say
"What shall I do next for you dear". Amazing placements!

Cancerrg, those look like a very good wife's placement to me than a super dolls??? Or is your would be wife your super doll too? Lucky man..

Pixelpixie, you will need a lot of ammo to keep the queues of boys away from your daughter in a decade or so.
And yes, I meant memory is deleted both ways. Thus, the doll girl is "stuck" with our lucky hero and it would be wise to please him so that he gets all the hard work done. But then again, a doll means she does not have to please the boy. Her wish becomes his command sort of. So the point of my whole exercise is what planetary placements have the highest probability of making a man totally cuckoo and uxorious.

And I think a Scorpio Girl with Pisces Ascendant is the winner in general.

posted October 20, 2005 02:32 PM              

luckily IQ, you won't be seeing my Leo Moon in all its full raging glory, as I only have a moment to post...

but I will say that all of your tantric and higher Love queries will only be useless knowledge as long as your requirements are totally devoid of a Whole Woman. Such enlightenments that would manifest such attainments you seek, will only come when you are seeing a Woman as a Soul, and not some vacuous feminine Bimbo, completely void of any masculine astrological influences.
(NO- an Airy Moon doesn't count, and only serves to show how you wouldn't want her to be over-emotionally feminine, god for freaking forbid).

All points that Fayte is trying to make in her SEXY OR NOT thread (thank you for your efforts, blessed Fayte )

Thankfully, such a Fiery woman that could reach such spiritual Heights and Passions of Love, would intuitively sense your shallowness right away and move on to a stronger man who is secure enough in his own Self and Ego to handle a little Heat.

Thank goodness for men around here like lalala, Magus, Acoustic and others who are open enough to believe that a woman CAN EASILY BE equally feminine as she is masculine...and need not conform to this warped societiey's continual onslaughting of trying to make us insecure into believing we can only be one way or another...and that our Souls mean little if nothing in this world.

Aiy, yi yi....please tell me there is hope for us all yet.

posted October 20, 2005 03:21 PM              

i thought they were fecking extinct.....are you a cancer or a libra by any chance hunk man !!!

Aaah he is prob trying to wind us all up......arent ya now?

posted October 20, 2005 03:23 PM              

Scorpio/ Sun
Leo/ Moon
Aries/ Ascendent
Venus/ Capricorn
Mars/Virgo
North Node/Cancer

posted October 20, 2005 03:28 PM              

Isn't your description of the ideal woman the perfect rendition of a blow up doll with a blonde wig, except that it is alive, but sleeping?

Sorry, couldn't help myself...

posted October 20, 2005 05:38 PM            

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