posted November 19, 2005 02:14 PM            

Aries: Yo, this is Aries. I'm not going to answer back to this call, so leaving a message may be pointless. Leave one anyways, so I feel special. *beep*

Taurus: Hey, you've reached Taurus. I'm more than likely taking a nap right now, so I'll call you back tomorrow afternoon. *beep*

Gemini: Hola!! Gemini no esta aqui por el momento. Leave me a message. Ce t'adore! Danke! *beep*

Cancer: Hi. You've reached the Cancer household. I'm not at home right now to answer the phone, so I recommend calling the police. More than likely, something bad happened to me... Talk to you later! *beep*

Leo: This is Leo! Leave one, and I may feel so inclined to grace you with my lovely voice. Smooches. *beep*

Virgo: Hello, you have reached Virgo. It is currently November 19, 2005 and this recording was made at 7:31:24 MT. I'll be at work until 17:45:23 and wont be home until 21:30:45. I recommend calling me again 22:00:00. I expect you to be on time.. Thanks! *beep*

Scorpio: Hey, you've reached Scorpio. Leave some love and I'll call you back whenever I feel like it. *beep*

Sagittarius: Yo peeps. It's Sagi. I'm currently hiking in Argentina hanging out with some crew. I'll call you back when I think it's worth my time, being too busy and stuff. Call you whenever I get...home. *beep*

Capricorn: You have reached the Capricorn residence. If you wish to leave a message regarded personal business, don't. If you wish to be connected to the front desk press "0". If you wish to be connected to Customer Service press "9". If you wish to be connected directly to Capricorn please stay on the line *cheesy elevator music starts to play*..

Aquarius: Hey hey, special friends! This is Aquarius. I'll call you back on my return trip from Uranus. Maybe when I'm on Saturn. Not sure. If it's super important, call 555-6754 to talk to robot version of me. I made it myself! Woooo! Peace out! *beep*

Pisces: Hey, it's Pisces. Yeah. I have a phone. Suprise suprise. Actually, I'm not too sure how to use th- *beep*

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"I can resist anything but temptation." - Oscar Wilde

posted November 19, 2005 02:29 PM              

*GASP* not true
I think Pisces would be “leave me a message if you want - but you know I’ll forget to check ‘em. So just call me later, byeeeeeee”

posted November 19, 2005 03:29 PM            

If there was one however:

Libra: Hey! This is Libra. I'm busy talking with my cute boyfriend on the other line. That, and I couldn't decide whether or not to switch over. Talk to you in two minutes! Bye!

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"I can resist anything but temptation." - Oscar Wilde

posted November 19, 2005 04:37 PM              

^Thats what mine says

LOL sweetcappie
I have a pisces friend like that, too. And a scorpio friend only thats how they LEAVE messages. "Hey, It's about, umm...7:00. Geez I've been calling you since 5...Wow you must be really busy...Oh I have to tell you what happened today; I went to the store and guess who was there? Well you'll have to call to find *beep*

posted November 21, 2005 05:59 AM              

Aquarius: Me and *cute nickname for partner* are not available right now. Well, we might be available but we aren't answering the phone. You know what to do so do it when you hear the beep...

Scorpio: I'm not answering right now so leave a message and I may or may not get back to you sooner or later...depends...

Sag: Hey! Thanks for calling!!! We would love to talk to you so leave a message and we will return your call as soon as possible! Have a great day!!!!

Virgo: It's currently the 21st of November 2005. Technically, we cannot get to the phone but will be able to return calls after 6:00 PM this evening. There will be a beep in approximately 10 seconds, so please wait for it and leave a detailed message including contact telephone number and we will get back to you promptly.

Gemini: I am so busy right now, I don't know when I'll be able to get back to you, but I really do want to talk...I know it's been ages. Leave a message and I'll try to return your call this week...

Cancer: *laugh* This week my daughter has a school play, so I'll be sewing her costume and then painting the sets. Oh yes, there is a bake sale that I need to make cookies for and Johnny has a slight fever so he might be coming down with something. And then there's the couch I'm reupholstering...Anyway, it's been lovely talking to you...*beep*

Edit: These are close to being the real messages of my friends and family members of these signs which is truly the scary part...

posted November 21, 2005 11:16 AM              

Hey, this is *****. Leave a message and I'll try to get back with you.

Notice I put the "try" in there.

That's one thing that eats at the Cappie.

I almost never return my calls. Well unless it's an emergency or really important

posted November 22, 2005 04:41 AM              

Here's mine:

Aries - I've already tried recording this 10 f-ing times! The f-ing thing ain't f-ing working. If it f-ing stuffs up again I f-ing swear I've f-ing had it! Fuk you, you stupid msg ba.. *beep*

Taurus - I'm in the middle of something right now but I'll call you back as soon as possible, after I finish what I'm doing and have a scented bubble bath, sipping on strawberry champagne while eating chocolate cake for a few hours *beep*

Gemini - I am most probably taking another 3 calls at the moment and therefore can't answer yours. I promise to get back to you as soon as I sort through all my voice mail and get to your message *funny music* *beep*

Cancer - I don't feel like talking to anyone right now. Leave an msg and I'll call you when I'm in a better mood, after my weekly psychologist visit.

Leo - wow don't you just love my voice? Ok Ok I know you do.. I'll try to make this as long as possible so you get to listen to it for longer. If you're one of my gorgeous lady friends, ladies you know I love you. I have a big heart, lotsa love to go around for everyone. No need to fight, unless there's mud around and you're in bikinis. In that case I'm invited, right? You know I was looking in the mirror today, as I do, and I.. *beeeep*

Virgo - Dude, my air filter's clogged so the engine can't suck enough air into the combustion chambers. I'm out to buy a new air filter. Then I have to fix the pipes, damn sink's clogged up again. Then I have to drop into Kelly’s house and fix her sink. When I'm done, I'll give you a call.

Libra - I love you and I love myself. Sowwy I can't take your call right now sweety, but you have my number which means you're one of my friends which means you're a doll of a person and you'll understand. Leave a cute msg after the beep and I'll call you back hee *beep*

Scorpio - This is no longer my number. I have a new phone no., for my *true* friends. If you're calling this number and don't know my new one..well you get the picture. I don't really want to talk to you. Good Bye!

Sagittarius – Hi, I'm not in righ..*noise in the background* ..Yeah sorry I think I just broke my.. *more noise* Just a second..*more noise* K I'm back. It's cool..No worries, I'm fine. I slipped on a banana peel and nearly broke my neck. Gee that was lucky! Ok so I was saying, I'm not in right now..so how bout *you* call *me* back later..

Capricorn - I'm sorry I missed your call. I've had so much work to do lately, I never watch TV, or eat or drink or answer the phone anymore. I'd like to say I'll call you back but I probably won't have the time. I will try my best to find a spare second to fit you in *beep*

Aquarius - *talks in strange voice* I seee dead people! *talks normal again* Oh na, my mistake, they're just aliens. I'm sorry but I'll be spending the rest of my day on the moon with these little green people. When I'm back I'll give you a buzz..so do your thing *beep*

Pisces - Hi.. Who's this? Hello? Hello? .. OH oops, I forgot why I was holding the phone. OH That's right Voice Mail.. Ok umm so leave me an msg I guess..and I will contact you as soon as I can ..in my dreams or yours.. *beep*

posted November 22, 2005 06:54 AM            

quote:

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what have you done to Peri?

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posted November 30, 2005 11:09 AM              

It's like the typical Libra mumbo jumbo and I'm not a typical Libra. I'm a lot more like Peri when it comes to this topic. Maybe cuz I grew up knowing only landlines most of my life, cell's are a pain.

Sun Libra
Moon Cancer
Asc Taurus