posted December 19, 2005 06:14 AM              

What not to do

Sagittarian boys: laughing at their jokes…A LOT ( even tho most of the time, you’re actually laughing at them )
I laugh a lot…I can’t help it. Which often leaves me with one or two unwanted lovesick Sags…quite a disturbing image

posted December 19, 2005 11:37 AM              

sleep with a scorpio on the first date

posted December 19, 2005 01:55 PM              

When a Gemini's head starts soaring in the clouds with fantasy stories or cute but utterly non-practical ideas, slap them with a reality stick and bring them crashing on the ground, they will never talk to you. Same with Pisces.

posted December 19, 2005 02:08 PM            

Okay... Tell a Taurus man that you are:

1) Terrible with money and filed bankruptcy 4 times.

2) You are in debt and most of your phone calls are from creditors

3) You HATE gourmet food and would rather eat Taco Bell everyday while washing it down with Kool aid.

4) You're idea of being domestic is sweeping crumbs under the carpet and ordering in....LMAO

5) Oh yes.. and NEVER tell a Taurus that they are wrong for you astrologically... then they make it a mission to prove you are okay.. I should also add... never tell a Taurus man that you are involved with another Taurus man.. they then believe they have a shot and will do anything to try and win you from him.... (Yes, I have dealt with this recently..not from the Ex Mr. Taurus (although he does want me back. But there was a young bull out Friday night that was doing anything in his power to try and convince me he was a better bull)....

posted December 19, 2005 02:23 PM              

Ways to repel me.

Act like you're better than everyone else

Stay in your own little bubble

Have no compassion

Be loose with your money, body, etc.

Come in my life and try to turn it upside down.

Disregard my values

Take advantage of my good nature

Don't bathe

Be a know-it-all without any proof that you do in fact know-it-all

posted December 19, 2005 03:57 PM            

Way to DEtract a Scorpio-
Act like you are fantastic! You are all that and you're doing them a favour just by talking to them... Be vain, conceited, egotistical and then have the nerve to pretend you are well-mannered. Why not rub it in, after making sure they are definately repulsed by you, by winking at them whenver you pass them.
They'll hate you!!!! Haha!

posted December 19, 2005 04:24 PM              

1. Aquarius Man:
Weeping. Speaking effusively and passionately about your feelings for him. Falling in love and then revealing that you are in love. Making regular, time sensitive plans that involve their presence. Being solicitious or overtly kind.

2. Libra Man.
Profanity. Dictatorial singlemindness.

3. Taurus Man
Wishy washiness. Really bad habits. Being a spendthrift.

4. Pisces Man
Being a masochist, sad or depressed. Only one masochist who's sad or depressed per couple!!! Saying--stop: whining, being a wuss, complaining and by the way get a backbone. Blatant self-sufficiency. Failure to compliment regularly. Few dreams or dreaming only in black and white. Talking a mile a minute. At first they think it's cute then it makes them really mad.

5. Capricorn
Poverty and lack of ambition. Failure to follow directions or respect authority (failure to kiss sufficient ass at proscribed times).

6. Aries
Depression, pessimism, lethargy.

posted December 19, 2005 08:35 PM              

Scorpio: Talk about how you cheated on your ex multiple times with every one of his friends, on purpose, simply because he wouldn’t take you out to dinner on a certain night. Go into detail and act like you’re very pleased with yourself, no remorse at all.

posted December 19, 2005 10:11 PM              

Taurus: Spend money like a fiend and eat salad at a fabulous feast.

Gemini: Look at them strange and say "w-hah?" whenever they say something, like you didn't hear/get them, and find it to be a pain in the butt to try.

Cancer: Make fun of them when they're upset. Walk into their home and act like you own the place.

Leo: Act like you have no class, nor manners, nor morals, nor appreciation for a quality person, especially when you're facing one (i.e. them)

Virgo: Advocate poor hygiene and anticonformitism. Make it your RIGHT. Don't ever remember anything you talk about together or commit to. Claim you didn't say that, or say you changed your mind.

Libra: Be a hypocrite. Be hard to get along with, and never give them even a nod in conversation. Be rude to strangers around them, and be comtempuous of art. Say it is dumb.

Scorpio: Be a chatty patty, and tell them everything about everyone you've ever known. Be rough with their property, and act like you scoff at their input. (on anything)

Sagittarius: Have daily pity parties. Carry on about how sad and depressed you are. Refuse to believe in a bright side. Refuse to be inspired by new ideas or possibilities. Critisize their dreams and (s)mother them.

Capricorn: Be jobless constantly, be silly with what little money you have, have a terrible credit rating and no ambitions. Give them hypthetical, nonsense questions than laugh at the seriousness of thier answers.

Aquarius: Call them often. Seem too attached. Talk about babies. Say something completely illogical and defend it, illogically. Be emotional and expect them to reciprocate.

posted December 20, 2005 08:38 AM              

OMG that really works!I sooo irritated when that happens...

posted December 20, 2005 11:28 AM              

quote:

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Way to DEtract a Scorpio-
Act like you are fantastic! You are all that and you're doing them a favour just by talking to them... Be vain, conceited, egotistical and then have the nerve to pretend you are well-mannered. Why not rub it in, after making sure they are definately repulsed by you, by winking at them whenver you pass them.

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That's exactly how one of the Cappy girl would act with me and I still hate her...and Cappy girls have got bad name in my book for that.
They'll hate you!!!! Haha!

posted December 20, 2005 01:52 PM            

Sagittarius: Have daily pity parties. Carry on about how sad and depressed you are. Refuse to believe in a bright side. Refuse to be inspired by new ideas or possibilities. Critisize their dreams and (s)mother them.

I LOVED that... it is so true...especially the pity parties and smothering. That drives even us Saggie women insane. There is nothing worse than a man that can't pull himself out of the well (of depression that is).