posted December 28, 2005 03:45 PM
So, yesterday, my friends and I are hanging out at my Taurus' friend's house. <tangent> Her house is friggin' huge. I swear, you could find the Catacombs in her basement if you look hard enough. The other day she told me that she found a room in her house that she has never been in or known about in her life. It's crazy. </tangent>Anyways, my friends and I walk into a dark room and you would NOT believe what we found!
The Catacombs! No, jk.
Two people *about* to have sex. Holy sh!t, I was laughing my @$$ off.. You guys have no idea. Everyone quickly ran out of the room. This is the convo we had right after.
Aries: Holy! Sh!t! What??! (to Pisces boyfriend) We should've thought of that!
Pisces: Been there, done that..
Taurus: I'm feeling lonely right now... That girl was hot!
Scorpio: Yeah, Liz (that's me) what's her name??
Sag: (laughing stil) Her butt is HUUUUGE. (Right at that moment the girl and her boyfriend comes out)
Me: (I start laughing hysterically again)
Taurus: People were having sex in my house!! EWWW!!!
Me: I don't see how you didn't expect to happen here, of all places.
Scorpio: Yeah, man, I'd TOTALLY have sex in this house.
Me: Dude, you'd have sex anywhere.
Virgo: (in a joking way) I hope both of you know that having sex just ANYWHERE is very unsanitary.
Taurus: You guys are never f|_|cking coming to my house again!
Sag: Well, what do you have to say to those two?? Are they ever going to..come..in..your house again??
Me: (Laughing hysterically..again)
Oh man, crazy nights. Just thought I'd brighten up your day!
Love,
Moon "Cakerz" McPixie