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MoonPixie
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posted January 09, 2006 07:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoonPixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is from Cosmopolitan Bedside Astrologer 2006 which comes inside Cosmo's January 2006 issue.

ARIES FEMALE
- you enjoy taking the randy reinsand can turn any guy into a willing love slave.
- wether you're at a party or hanging outdoors, you'r ready to get hot and heavy in a heartbeat.
-you aren;t afraid to tell your man exactly what you want, even if it means pushing his bedroom boundaries.

ARIES MALE
- his self-assuraed, take charge style means you'll never need to cruise-direct your carnal romps.
- he digs the outdoors, and getting frisky under the stars appeals to his spur-of-the-moment vibe.
- the randy Ram is usually up for multiple high-energy sack sessions, which lead to multiple Os.


TAURUS FEMALE
- you're the ultimate queen of slow-burn sensual sex, and guys go gaga over your increduble all-night-long stamina
- you can give a mind-blowingly erotic masage that makes men m-e-l-t.
- your combination of earthy sex goddess and girl-next-door appeal makes guys feels relaxed and turned on at the same time

TAURUS MALE
- he longs to connect on a physical and emotional level, and once he falls for you, this loyal stud won't stray.
- his legandary stamina means you'll read plenty of wickedly sneusal satisfaction every time.
- he sneaks loving looks at in public, and in ben, he makes lots of intensely erotic eye contact.


GEMINI FEMALE
- you're an adventuress who will try anything- from erotic positions to kiny sex toys- at least once.
- your awesome ability to dish out dirty pillow talk drives guys insane.
- you ooze nonstop sexual energy- even just walking down the street- which makes dudes want to get frisky with you.

GEMINI MALE
- he's eager to make any fantasy you can think up (tame or torrid) come true, so don't hold back- ever.
- his stellar oral skills- talk about bliss- will make you moan for more... and wonder how he got so good.
- he's loaded with energy, and that means he's always ready to get randy- anytime, anyplace.


CANCER FEMALE
- your intuition tells you every naughty thought that sizzles though his brain.
- you're such a tease- wearing lazy lingerie and keeping it on until the very last second drives dudes insane.
-your attention to sensual details (like gently nibbling his lips while kissing) results in unbelievably erotic lovemaking.

CANCER MALE
- he's supersensitive, from indulging in dinners at four-star restaurrants to giving to-die-for massages that leave you begging for more.
- his willingness to please makes him take the time to discover your every moan zone.
- he's hands down the world's hottest post sex spooner


LEO FEMALE

- unbashingly happy with your bod, you pack in planty of stripteases and you-on-top excitement for him.
- randy role-playing comes as second nature to a drama lover like you
- your keen erotic intuition tells you how to push any man's hot buttons- even if he's supershy about verbalizing his wants.

LEO MALE
- he loves praise, so with your every moan of pleasure, he vows to make you moan even more.
- this get physical guy believes in calorie-burning, lava-hot sex that leaves you both glassy eyed.
- his can't-wait-to-have-you energy means you'll often get your desert "to go" on dates and rush home.


VIRGO FEMALE
- if a passion position isn't wokring for you and your man, you find the root of the problem and fix it fast.
- you're a back-to-nature girl who loves oudoor erotic action, like skinny-dipping.
- behind closed doors, you ditch your squeaky -clean image in favor of sex so hot, it leads to noise complaints.

VIRGO MALE
- with sex, he believes in doing it bettern than anyone and is willing to put in lots of time to reap rave reviews.
- he gets off on being a passionate planner (think: wining and dining, rose petals, and surprise trips).
- he's not a big talker by any means, but with the tantalizing way he touches you, who needs words?


LIBRA FEMALE
- your love of beautiful surroundings helps you find alluring places for passion- on the grass by a lake or a candlelit bath.
- the care you give to sensual details (subtle perfume, lingerie_ sets the stage for earth-shattering encounters.
-your desire to explore every inch of his body is a delight no dude can resist.

LIBRA MALE
- his slighty vain streak means he'll try to look hot for you in bed- from keeping his six pack tight to wearing the cologne you love.
- for him, foreplay starts long before you head to the bedroom- get ready for lots of sexy innuendo.
- his desire to please you first coaxes out your secret wild side.


SCORPIO FEMALE
- that smoldering look your give lets him know what you're thinking- whether you want to cuddle or sheet-wrestle.
- that trademark willingness to experiment with sex toys or crazy positions keeps your man's curiosity peaked.
- your eagerness to take carnal control seriously turns guys on

SCORPIO MALE
- if erotic endurance were an Olympic sport, the sexy Scoprion would be the gold medal champ.
- for him, there is no such thing as no-strings-attached sex. He loves ultraintense encounters.
- thanks to his protective instincts, he's a master at both cuddling and making your body quake.


SAGITTARIUS FEMALE
- a born fun-seeker, you have a talent for making sex a frisky game guys can't resist.
- your anything-goes attitude encourages men to open up about their hottest desires without worrying you'll freak.
- guys can't figure out if you're a sweet-heart or a bad girl. Luckily for them, both personas come out between the sheets.

SAGITTARIUS MALE
- his uninhibited style and total body confidence make you want to let down your guard too.
- he's well-traveled and has a taste for the exotic. Get ready to try a position you've never even heard of.
- his blatant friskiness means he's ready for sexy fun anuplace, anytime (airplane nooky, anyone?).


CAPRICORN FEMALE
- you believe that practice makes perfect, ensuring sex-cellent stimulation.
- your direct approach during randy romps leaves no doubt in your man's mind about what you want him to do.
- amazing erotic stamina guarantees he'll never be starved for affection (that goes for marning-after nooky too).

CAPRICORN MALE
- his marathone sack sessions (three times in one night!) are designed to leave you sinfully satisfied.
- the attention he pays to sensual delights, like slowly undressing you, gets you primed for anything.
- he may not whisper sweet nothings in your ear, but his tongue action will leave you speechless.


AQUARIUS FEMALE
- your belief in carnal equality means you give as much pleasure as you get.
- always a step ahead in sexual creativity, your innovative bed tricks keep men clamoring for round two, three, and four.
- you're very open and love to communicate, which makes every guy eager to confess his wildest fantasies.

AQUARIUS MALE
- this inventive guy's imagination (he loves sexy games) will keep you busy all night long.
- eager to sample any position in the boo, he'll gladly work his way through the kama sutra to please you.
- playful is his middle name in the sack, so you can feel free to bring a few passion props to bed.


PISCES FEMALE
- your near-psychic abilities let you pinpoint the passion position he's craving.
- you vocalize yout emotions, so you can't help cooing to yur man about how amazing you feel lying in his arms.
- your imagination is the wildest in the zodiac, providing a never-ending source of frisky fantasies to act upon.

PISCES MALE
- before getting all-out hot and heavy, he sets the mood wit music, candles, and superslow kisses.
- the Fish likes working his sexual magic in the shower or tub or skinny-dipping late-night in a pool.
- sensual and skilled, he takes the lead in lovemkaing and knows the strokes that make you lost control.

There's a lot more I'll type up later, but for now that's all I can do. My fingers are super cold right now.. :burr:

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MoonDuchess88
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posted January 09, 2006 07:24 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow, I just bought that mag....and I passed the cancer test.

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taurean_scorpion
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posted January 09, 2006 07:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
thanks for the info...i shall share this with some friends.

oh yeah...i'm known for giving killer massages...(though no one will give me one )...

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Isolaede
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posted January 09, 2006 07:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Isolaede     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So true about the Cancer male and female! My guy is a champion spooner, and gawd do I love him for it.

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GemStar
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posted January 09, 2006 07:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey-I liked that list! Thanks!!

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lioneye68
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posted January 09, 2006 08:04 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awesome, Moonpixie.

I wonder if the author slept with each sign during their research. Cus, they're really good - they seem to know each sign intimately lol....

Ah, yeah..... I have some memories of the Leo male's sexuality. (as if I'd blush )

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Azalaksh
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posted January 09, 2006 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is it getting warm in here???

Pretty accurate, for myself and past partners

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Eddie
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posted January 09, 2006 11:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Very nice, there is a great book the covers all this aspects of each sign is called sextrology but i cant remmeber the authir

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bohemianjazz
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posted January 10, 2006 12:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sweeeet

Thanks!

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MoonPixie
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posted January 10, 2006 05:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoonPixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
no problemo

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funkyaquarianpixie
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posted January 10, 2006 07:28 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
VIRGO FEMALE (lotsa first house virgo here)

- behind closed doors, you ditch your squeaky -clean image in favor of sex so hot, it leads to noise complaints.

hahaha! im the outdoor type too.

Aqua male and aries male were bang on the nose lol. My man is aries sun. leo mars venus in gem. oooh lucky lucky me. (big grin)


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silvermoon
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posted January 10, 2006 09:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yup, I think you have somethin' there... :
silvermoon (aka: "lil' ol crab gurl")

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SecretGardenAgain
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posted January 11, 2006 02:12 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
err.... true

yes aries man is spot on. heheh.

gemini woman is as well. sex is a very cerebral thing for me. sorry. just have to reduce everything to a freaking thot or conversation

Love
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