posted January 12, 2006 03:47 PM              

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Hi. I thought this was fun. Post your stats so we all can get a good laugh. Here's my stats: I dressed up as George Bush and I had twins.....totally not true but funny

Wanna play?
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> >find your birthday...
> >
> >January: I partied with
> >February: I had babies with
> >March: I felt up
> >April: I messed around with
> >May: I peed on
> >June: I robbed
> >July: I ate
> >August: I shot
> >September: I beat up
> >October: I dressed up as
> >November: I got married to
> >December: I had drunken sex with
> >
> >Find the day of your birthday ...
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> >1: some random girl
> >2: Michael Jackson
> >3: some random guy
> >4: a book
> >5: Frankenstein
> >6: Martha Stewart
> >7: a bottle of Hennesse
> >8: a flamingo
> >9: a bag of chips
> >10: a chair
> >11: Dick Cheney
> >12: my English teacher
> >13: a Teletubby
> >14: myself
> >15: a pole
> >16: a penguin
> >17: a ninja
> >18: an apple
> >19: a box
> >20: my finger
> >21: George Bush
> >22: a cell phone
> >23: Ron Jeremy
> >24: a statue
> >25: a gnome
> >26: a hippo
> >27: my shoes
> >28: a prostitute
> >29: a porn star
> >30: my best friend
> >31: a cat
> >
> >Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...
> >
> >A: for the money
> >B: for the hell of it
> >C: and it sucked
> >D: to be cool
> >E: to be naked
> >F: to eat cheese
> >G: but my mom told me to
> >H: for my girlfriend
> >I: for my boyfriend
> >J: to be sexy
> >K: and I had twins
> >L: at school
> >M: because i was high.
> >N: and I got sick
> >O: and I threw up
> >P: and something shrank
> >Q: in the pool
> >R: and then I streaked
> >S: and it was boring
> >T: because I was drunk
> >U: for a shopping spree
> >V: and I liked it
> >W: in the dark
> >X: and I had a sex change
> >Y: under the sheets
> >Z: in a laundry mat

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posted January 12, 2006 03:56 PM              

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I robbed Dick Cheney and it was boring

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posted January 12, 2006 04:09 PM            

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I partied with an apple (wtf?) and it sucked.

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posted January 12, 2006 04:29 PM              

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I had drunken sex with an apples because I was drunk.

???? duh???

lol

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posted January 12, 2006 04:47 PM            

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I dressed up as a prostitute and I threw up.
Sounds like some kinda' fun!

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posted January 12, 2006 05:43 PM              

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I peed on Michael Jackson to be naked...

puhehehe....

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posted January 12, 2006 05:53 PM              

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I beat up Martha Stewart and it was boring

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posted January 12, 2006 06:26 PM            

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I robbed a chair because I was high.

(haha this thread gave me a good laugh)

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posted January 12, 2006 06:29 PM            

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I got married, to my English teacher, to be sexy.

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posted January 12, 2006 06:38 PM              

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I got married to Martha Stewart for the money.

ROFLMAO!!!

WHAT MONEY!?!??!

And I guess it would have to be a Massachusetts wedding or something for a same-sex couple, eh?

I think I'll keep my studly alpha-male Virgo, tyvm.

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posted January 12, 2006 06:45 PM            

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Just did one for a friend -

I had drunken sex with my finger at school

Hmm, class must be really boring nowadays.

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posted January 12, 2006 07:25 PM              

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I got married to Martha Stewart and it sucked

I would imagine it would suck!

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posted January 12, 2006 07:35 PM              

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I dressed up as a flamingo and it was boring

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posted January 12, 2006 07:43 PM              

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I dressed up as some random girl becuase I was high.

Can't say this has never happened

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posted January 12, 2006 07:56 PM            

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"I had drunken sex with an apple because I was drunk."

"I peed on Michael Jackson to be naked"

I have serious mental problems because these two lines have had me laughing hysterically for half an hour.

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posted January 12, 2006 09:01 PM              

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I peed on a pole and it was boring

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posted January 12, 2006 09:03 PM              

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I peed on a box and got sick!

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posted January 12, 2006 09:29 PM              

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***I peed on a box and got sick!***

.. yikes that had me laughing for some reason ...
get enough May folk in here .. it's going to be one muddy smelly field ..

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posted January 12, 2006 09:32 PM              

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I peed on a chair to be sexy.

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posted January 12, 2006 09:36 PM            

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I had drunken sex with a book at school...

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posted January 12, 2006 10:06 PM            

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I partied with a gnome and it sucked! (apparently)

My friend's is funnier:

I ate a porn star for the money.

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posted January 12, 2006 10:07 PM            

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Does anyone think that in odd way these reflect our personalities? lol.. maybe I'm just going crazy here..

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posted January 12, 2006 10:35 PM              

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whiter shade of pale with furry ears and pink nose .. no u'aint going crazy .. it's like that here to start with ..

***Does anyone think that in odd way these reflect our personalities?***

mmm .. think mine was a coincidence .. well "peeing" goes pretty well with heifers 'n bulls .. can't think of a time being around a cattle yard when they didn't .. :-) .. but for moi the 'boring' fits my gem/uranus placements in a sense .. gem gets the urge to move around a lot .. i guess the twins may have a bit of fun trying to hit the pole in the first place ... and .. and .. i daresay getting "sick on a box " .. may be something a Sag placement might doodoo after a night of going 'over the top" in the party department .. ... i shall now take cover from any whiffy mud cakes that may be slung .. from afar .. in my esteemed direction

btw: are you still doing the astro card readings .. ??

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posted January 12, 2006 10:44 PM              

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“I messed around with Michael Jackson at school.”

yikes lol

WhiteRabbit, heehee I'd like to think this has nothing to do with my personality, but hey who knows..maybe I have a secret totally subconscious crush on MJ

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posted January 12, 2006 10:45 PM            

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I messed around with a prostitute to look cool!!! heehee fun game!

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