posted April 04, 2007 10:22 PM            

Maybe it means he thinks I have germs.
Maybe it means he preferred his chocolate to my peanuts.
Maybe it means he's allergic to peanuts.
Maybe he just doesn't like peanuts.
Maybe he likes peanuts too much.
Maybe he believes the peanuts have a soul and have just as much right as us to exist and not be eaten.
Maybe he was married to the germs on the peanut in another life.
Maybe he thinks the peanut spoke to him.
Maybe that's why he stopped speaking to me.
Maybe he's scared of peanuts. Peanut-phobia.
Maybe the peanut attacked him when I wasn’t watching.
Maybe I should get him special peanut repellent.
Maybe Ophiuchus people have a natural distaste for peanuts.
Maybe I should never speak to him again. He insulted my peanuts.
Maybe the peanut was insulted also.
Maybe I should slap him on behalf of the peanut.
Maybe it’s a feisty peanut and wants to marry him.
Maybe I should ask him to marry me on behalf of the peanut.
Maybe he doesn’t want to marry peanuts in this life.
Maybe.. errrrr.. ok I’m out of maybes.. anyone have other ideas as to why this horrible thing happened?

He just doesn’t like me, does he?

posted April 04, 2007 11:20 PM            

CF, you think too much Reminds me of an email joke:

Subject: Her side ~ His side

Her Side of the Story:

My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe
for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it
might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I
promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could tell there was
something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we
should go off to some place intimate so we could talk more privately. We
went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny.

I was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering him? Was he
mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was
bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset
with me, he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply
and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant
because, you know, he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back
home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him
to talk but he just switched on the TV.

Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes,
he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really
distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him but didn't, so I just
cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I
really think he's seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story:

posted April 05, 2007 01:01 AM              

thank you Zala. it really puts things into perspective, doesn't it?

posted April 05, 2007 01:03 AM            

lol that's so funny.. and true.

I was being sarcastic btw with my first post
Thanks for the story, that's exactly the sort of thing I wanted in this thread.. People stress too much and unnecessarily a lot of times.

:edit: lol just saw the second post.. Hi Shirty, sorry people are taking this seriously.. I just meant it to be funny/sarcastic

posted April 05, 2007 05:41 AM            

lol Peri, yep should've added that one.. or maybe I did.. ya I think I did

Acoustic,

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You know, I looked up that word [Ophiuchus] when you said it, and I was thinking to myself, "She really believes in 13 signs?" That was a puzzler.

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heehee I should've done this on April fool's day.

posted April 05, 2007 08:36 AM            

I really enjoyed reading your list of possible explanations. The slap and the maybe he likes them too much options were my faves.

posted April 05, 2007 12:15 PM              

I guess it's cause I could have seen myself doing that exact thing SERIOUSLY.

posted April 07, 2007 07:19 AM            

Peanuts always ruin relationships It's happened to so many of us to have great sex and companionship in a relationship but then the peanut rejection just ruins everything... I guess it just means he's not the one. But you should still force him to accept the damn peanut, so here's what we're gonna do: I teach you some Mixed Martial Arts for a few months. Then you go up to him with your mouthpiece on, stare him down like you're gonna eat his children, start the fight, trade with him, then take him down, work some vicious ground and pound and when he looks done, submit him with an armbar. In that position, you will easily be able to force him to eat the peanut. Don't forget to insult his family up to the 7th great great grand-mother.

posted April 08, 2007 08:29 PM            

lol Dulce, don't be embarrassed.. those of us with rejected peanuts also need love for the little peanut inside

Shirty, I've done it before as well, but I always found out how silly I was being so I don't anymore

lol Kamots, are you sure you're not an Aries?
Na, don't worry that wasn't violent one bit. You seem like such a nice peaceful, calm.. serene fish. I read that and I suddenly though strangely, feel much calmer. You should run yoga classes instead.

posted April 09, 2007 11:00 AM            

You know I have tried Yoga before, but I couldn't stand it. I'm too much of a yang person! Must be the Aries influence in my chart (Sun conj Mars; Moon sextile Mars; Aries ASC). People ALWAYS view me as a very sensitive and gentle man, come to me when they need to feel comforted and talk about their problems, so they never believe my Mixed Martial Artist side until they see me train. Then, they're like: "how is this possible?? You are so sweet when you're not doing this!". (I would even have accepted your peanut, believe it or not)
I then look like a 5 years old kid feeling guilty and say "I don't know... just enjoy giving goodnight ko's and twisting people's tendons"
How about you, what's your sign?

posted April 09, 2007 08:38 PM            

If I ever see you personally I promise I'll buy you an ice cream. Vanilla?

posted April 11, 2007 02:03 AM            

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I never thought it would happen in a forum in which I'm talking about painful methods!

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lol First time for everything

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Feeling like an Ophiuchus

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hehe yes Ophiuchus rock! Though the name reminds me of "mucus" lol but I'm sure they're much cuter than that.

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How about you, what's your sign?

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