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Topic: Rude,Crude Zodiac Sex Descriptions
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MoonDreamer81
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posted October 08, 2007 09:40 PM
 
Found these to be offensive,yet highly amusing....
http://funny4myspace.com/widgets/zodiac/?gclid=CNSEx_DWgI8CFQINPAodEl-Y2w Quote from the Taurus description..."The typical Taurus pick-up line is 'Wanna f***?'" ------------------
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libraschoice7
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From: the city so nice they named it twice!
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posted October 08, 2007 09:58 PM
Oh gosh the one for Libra is Outragious...Quote "To them sex is something animals do. Of course that may be why they lead their spouses around on a leash"
LOL! 
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MoonDreamer81
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posted October 08, 2007 10:02 PM
A leash???That sounds more "Scorpio-like" to me!!  ------------------
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libraschoice7
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posted October 08, 2007 10:04 PM
And that was one of the tame sentences to describe Libra's outlook on sex!------------------
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stillatlarge
Newflake Posts: 16
From: TX
Registered: Nov 2010
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posted October 08, 2007 10:25 PM
I can't get it to come up. The page does but there's no astro stuff.IP: Logged |
aquaspryt69
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posted October 09, 2007 12:19 PM
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CoralFrequency
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posted October 09, 2007 06:39 PM
Aries quote:
Downright disgusting to be around – these are the first people who bought joggers and actually jogged in them.
Capricorn quote:
If you cross them, they don’t get angry, they don’t get even. They just turn their internal thermostat down about 100 degrees when they see you.
Gemini quote:
When Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do,” he was probably looking at a gaggle of Gemini.
Those are kind of true lol *hides* IP: Logged |
stillatlarge
Newflake Posts: 16
From: TX
Registered: Nov 2010
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posted October 09, 2007 10:01 PM
I can't get the page to load I guess. I see a little box at the bottom that says astro but when I click on the signs nothing comes up but an ad. IP: Logged |
jessii!!
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posted October 10, 2007 07:26 AM
hahahahaha im a cap and i have to say thats kinda true!!! IP: Logged |
Green Fairy
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posted October 10, 2007 08:53 AM
You can also find them here:
http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list6.html IP: Logged |
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posted October 10, 2007 08:56 AM
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"The typical Taurus pick-up line is 'Wanna f***?'"
OMG!!!!! That's pretty much what my fiance said to me when we first met! (In a polite British way of course, lol!!!)  *highly embarrassed!* IP: Logged |
stillatlarge
Newflake Posts: 16
From: TX
Registered: Nov 2010
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posted October 10, 2007 10:23 AM
Thanks GF. IP: Logged |
MoonDreamer81
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posted October 10, 2007 10:37 AM
But t/g cusp...since you're a Taurus too I'm sure you understood him!!LOL! BTW...you share the birthday of this hot guy I'm talkin to!! May 20,right?------------------
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