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Topic: Zodiac Prayers.... :-)
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MoonDreamer81
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posted October 12, 2007 04:17 PM
 
Yes Yes Yes....the Taurus one fits me to a "T"...LMFAO!!!
**Prayer Through The 12 Signs Of The Zodiac:
ARIES
"Dear Gods. Give me PATIENCE. And I want it NOW!'
TAURUS
"Dear Gods! Pease help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET!" GEMINI
"Yo God...(or is it Goddess?) ...Who are you?... Where are you?...How many of *You* are there? ....I can't figure You out!" CANCER
"Dear Mom and Dad, I know I shouldn't depend on You so much , but You're the only Ones I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners." LEO
"Hi Mom and Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!" VIRGO
"Dear Gods, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like last time." LIBRA
"Dear Gods, I know I should makes decisions for myself..... But, on the other hand..... Whadda' You Think?" Scorpio
"Dear Gods, help me forgive my enemies - Even if the bast#*ds don't F*$%*n deserve it. " SAGITTARIUS
"GODS ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL- POWERFUL, OMINI- EVERLASTING GODS.... IF I'VE ASKED ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES: HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING! ! !" CAPRICORN
"Dear Gods.... I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out myself.... Thanks anyway." AQUARIUS
"Hey Creator! Some say You're a Man... Some say You're a Woman. I say we are all One.... So why pray? Let's party!" PISCES
Heavenly Father and Mother, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of scotch
to drown my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy Greater Honor and Glory. So Mote It Be!" ------------------
S:Taurus
ASC:Gemini
M:Scorpio
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Diandra23
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posted October 12, 2007 04:22 PM
Moon!This definatelly its true hihihih VIRGO
"Dear Gods, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like last time." LIBRA
"Dear Gods, I know I should makes decisions for myself..... But, on the other hand..... Whadda' You Think?" These both fits to Me perfectly  This one fits Jonnhy ( specially the part of the Mom hihihi) CANCER
"Dear Mom and Dad, I know I shouldn't depend on You so much , but You're the only Ones I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners." IP: Logged |
sd09
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posted October 12, 2007 04:52 PM
SAGITTARIUS
"GODS ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL- POWERFUL, OMINI- EVERLASTING GODS.... IF I'VE ASKED ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES: HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATINGIP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted October 12, 2007 04:59 PM
Capricorn SunDear Gods.... I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out myself.... Thanks anyway Virgo Moon Dear Gods, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like last time Gemini Rising Yo God...(or is it Goddess?) ...Who are you?... Where are you?...How many of *You* are there? ....I can't figure You out! IP: Logged |
Dreamybecca
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posted October 12, 2007 05:08 PM
Hilarious!
ARIES
"Dear Gods. Give me PATIENCE. And I want it NOW!'
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Amaranthus
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posted October 12, 2007 08:58 PM
Scorpio
"Dear Gods, help me forgive my enemies - Even if the bast#*ds don't F*$%*n deserve it. "Hehehe , true true... IP: Logged |
CoralFrequency
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posted October 12, 2007 09:11 PM
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BornUnderDioscuri
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posted October 12, 2007 11:36 PM
Wanna hear a joke? The Scorpio one was actually my prayer a few days ago..not kidding...basically lol------------------
Sun-Gemini
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SagSun
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posted October 13, 2007 05:19 AM
quote:
SAGITTARIUS
"GODS ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL- POWERFUL, OMINI- EVERLASTING GODS.... IF I'VE ASKED ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES: HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING! ! !"
 quote:
CAPRICORN
"Dear Gods.... I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out myself.... Thanks anyway."
So true... quote:
PISCES
Heavenly Father and Mother, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of scotch
to drown my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy Greater Honor and Glory. So Mote It Be!"
Sad but true...
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Peri
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posted October 13, 2007 06:41 AM
hahah, I love them all!!! so true  thanks MD  quote:
"Dear Gods! Pease help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET!"
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heart cakes
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posted October 13, 2007 06:52 AM
that was freaking hysterical! thank you!!IP: Logged |
aquaspryt69
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posted October 14, 2007 11:20 AM
quote:
Scorpio
"Dear Gods, help me forgive my enemies - Even if the bast#*ds don't F*$%*n deserve it. "
quote:
PISCES
Heavenly Father and Mother, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of scotch
to drown my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy Greater Honor and Glory. So Mote It Be!"
How true that one used to be! Nowadays my prayers are along the lines of "get me out of myself and focused on helping others in any way I possibly can for the greater good of all". 
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RainbowDay
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posted October 14, 2007 11:28 AM
I really love these=DIP: Logged |
BroodingMooodlin
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posted October 14, 2007 12:25 PM
Oh wow. I can imagine all those signs in supplication to god...  er mom and dad..lol. The Leo, Libra, and Scorpio ones crack me up, even though they're all good! IP: Logged | |
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