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aqua inferno
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posted October 28, 2007 06:17 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries Rules : the head and face. The glands that Aries rules are the subrenals.

Taurus Rules : the throat and the neck, which includes the vocal chords, tonsils and palate.

Gemini Rules : the shoulders, arms, hands, and lungs.

Cancer Rules : the breasts and the stomach. This part of the anatomy has always symbolized nourishment and motherhood.

Leo Rules : the spine, the back, and the heart. The heart is associated with warm emotions, the back with courage.

Virgo Rules : the nervous system and the intestines. The intestines assimilate food into the body.

Libra Rules : kidneys, lumbar region , and the buttocks. Libra women tend to have graceful lower spines and curvaceous buttocks, and Libra men have well-shaped, muscular backs.

Scorpio Rules : the sexual organs.

Sagittarius Rules : the hips, the thighs, and the liver.

Capricorn Rules : bones, joints, knees, and teeth. Capricorns are known for their beautiful bone structure .

Aquarius Rules : circulatory system, the calves, shins and ankles.

Pisces Rules : the feet and toes, and the mucous membranes.


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So what are yours? Anyone with gorgeous tonsils? luscious mucus membranes? Sexy kidneys?

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aqua inferno
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posted October 28, 2007 06:23 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll start - then I'm off shopping!!

God did not bless me with T&A so I may not have the curves of Venus..

but I've got the pins of a freakin goddess

Sagittarius & Aquarius rule upper & lower legs respectively. I have Jupiter and Uranus conj in Sag! Lucky me

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NeptuneLove
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posted October 28, 2007 07:13 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
EYES, huge lips and a lovely voice

that`s all...

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marsconjunctmercury
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posted October 28, 2007 07:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You sexy cow aqua. I love legs.

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Green Fairy
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posted October 28, 2007 08:59 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My face and my boobs. I'm all [proportionate] curves.

>_> <_<

Very Cancerian BTW.

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Purple_Chick_71
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posted October 28, 2007 09:20 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Overall, I guess I'm what you might call "sturdy"! lol But, I have great hair, a pretty face, BIG boobs, and nice legs. My torso kinda sucks, though...wish I had that nice Libra back or a "flat stomach" planetary aspect...whatever THAT may be! lol Crap! I have to go do some sit-ups now.

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Sun - Capricorn (10th House)
Moon - Gemini (2nd House)
Mercury - Sagittarius (9th House)
Venus - Aquarius (11th House)
Mars - Aries (12th House)
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capnsag
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posted October 28, 2007 10:38 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Throughout the years, guys have always commented on my 'ass' and I have high cheekbones.

Cap sun
Sag moon
Aqua venus
Taurus mars

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NeptuneLove
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posted October 28, 2007 11:08 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
and I have high cheekbones

how could i forget about them ?

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Neon Artemis
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posted October 28, 2007 11:45 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm growing to like everything about myself physically as I heal emotional issues. It is a lot of work though.

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NAM
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posted October 28, 2007 11:54 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well guys tend to go for booty and eyes (face) and hair, (women love my hair LOL)

I guess that is a good way to find out what are my best physical assets.

But I think it is my mind

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Kat
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posted October 28, 2007 01:05 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes my breasts are spectacular (bad hair)

cancer
Leo rising moon Pisces

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Motherkonfessor
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posted October 28, 2007 02:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know, I ALWAYS get compliments on my intestines.....


MK

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Purple_Chick_71
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posted October 28, 2007 04:29 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey MK! I didn't want to seem too forward, but I DID notice your nice intestines from across the room. *blushing*

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Neon Artemis
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posted October 28, 2007 04:41 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sheesh Motherkonfessor, you don't have to rub it in..

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posted October 28, 2007 04:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I gotcha beat, MK -- my kidneys are *VERY* voluptuous
And the shape!! So rounded and perfect..... mmmm-mmmm

Z

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Purple_Chick_71
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posted October 28, 2007 05:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Zala, you sound like you're about to serve up your kidneys with some fava beans a little chianti! Ewwwwwww! lol

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MUSTANG
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posted October 28, 2007 10:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My eyes. Hands down.

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ciao
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posted October 28, 2007 11:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Sagittarius & Aquarius rule upper & lower legs respectively. I have Jupiter and Uranus conj in Sag! Lucky me

Lol, me too. I've got those placements too, but I rarely ever show my legs off...need to get a tan for that!

I always get compliments on my eyes, and hair...Scoprio Ascendant.

ciao

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fayte.m
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posted October 28, 2007 11:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My hair I think.

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Motherkonfessor
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posted October 29, 2007 12:19 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I really have to ask...

how can a person's NERVOUS SYSTEM be their best feature??!!?


"my, what sexy neurons you have, baby..."

What makes it even more amusing is the fact that you can't say, "Well, the Virgo disposition is so calm and lovely."

yeah, not- we may look calm, but underneath is a seething mass of neurosis.

Once again- proof that the Universe hates Virgos..


MK

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NAM
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posted October 29, 2007 12:38 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ok, that comment just got my attention, what's up with Virgos and their constant complaining that the world is against them?
My son is driving me nuts with that!

sorry that I drifted....

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Motherkonfessor
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posted October 29, 2007 12:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
NAM,

for me its all tongue in cheek- all part of that sparkling, self depreciating sense of humor that Virgos must cultivate after spending years in the shadows of all the rest of the zodiac.

You gotta admit, look at this list and tell me that Virgos aren't getting the shaft, again.

Libras get a nice butt
Caps have nice teeth
Sags have nice legs.

I get intestines.
Oh, oh wait, sorry- mustn't forget the nervous system. I am quite tickled that my physical beauty will shine through during an autopsy!!


MK

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LeoCat
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posted October 29, 2007 12:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My heart is supposed to be my best asset but it gets sooooo intense in there it'll be the death of me. Other then that my killer bod.

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NAM
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posted October 29, 2007 01:00 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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NAM,
for me its all tongue in cheek- all part of that sparkling, self depreciating sense of humor that Virgos must cultivate after spending years in the shadows of all the rest of the zodiac.

You gotta admit, look at this list and tell me that Virgos aren't getting the shaft, again.

Libras get a nice butt
Caps have nice teeth
Sags have nice legs.

I get intestines.
Oh, oh wait, sorry- mustn't forget the nervous system. I am quite tickled that my physical beauty will shine through during an autopsy!!


MK



Although you are right and this is funny, I can not help to think I am listenning once again at my 12 yr old complaining about his luck.
One day we went to a restaurant and he order dinner which came with an unpleasent hair in it, he was grossed out and mad, we sent it back and a second plate was sent out which had another hair in it....I still hear about that day when he complains about his life.LOL

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NAM
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posted October 29, 2007 01:05 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
BTW, I do like your intestines
Mighty fine there...

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