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Topic: Seduction By The Stars
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MUSTANG unregistered
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posted November 10, 2007 09:37 PM
Tell me which sign you're interested in, and I'll tell you what this book says to get their attention. The book is "Seduction by the Stars" :] IP: Logged |
EighthMoon Knowflake Posts: 102 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 10, 2007 09:39 PM
Yee Haw! Fun! I'll play!How bout a Virgo...and if you have time, an Aqua? Thanks, Mustang! 8th IP: Logged |
JJ unregistered
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posted November 10, 2007 09:43 PM
How about a Capricorn? IP: Logged |
MUSTANG unregistered
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posted November 10, 2007 09:45 PM
quote: How bout a Virgo...and if you have time, an Aqua?
Can you tell me if they''re male or female? (I forgot to add that part :P ) IP: Logged |
JJ unregistered
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posted November 10, 2007 10:08 PM
Male capricornIP: Logged |
EighthMoon Knowflake Posts: 102 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 10, 2007 10:11 PM
Male Virgo, male Aqua.Thanks again! 8th IP: Logged |
MUSTANG unregistered
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posted November 10, 2007 10:17 PM
8TH house:Virgo: Hey, hold on, cut that out, now stop that...I thought when you said you wanted to do something together, you meant tidy up the kitchen. Loyalty, steadfastness, honesty, dependability, responsibility: these are all what virgo is lookig for. Key Tip: A virgo needs to trust you. Impress them that you are honorable and can be counted on - that you don't have terrible moods or unpredictable quirks, that you are even-tempered, equitable and constant. Avirgo expects you to be dependable and orderly. Never be dirty, unkempt, or (shudder!) smelly. They will note and rate the cleanliness of your hair, your socks, your underwear....you must be punctual and your deodorant must never let you down. Only when your most admirable qualities have been firmly established in their mind can you move on to romance and intimacy; hence the nickname, "The Virgin." Key tip #2: Never be the cause of "mess" in any of its wicked manifestations. Cleanliness in Godliness. You must convince virgo that not only will you not mess up their life - you will help raise neatness and organzation to new heights. Insist on washing the dishes, volunteer to clean the bathroom. Remain vigilant for any opportunity to prove yourself a grade-A wiper, stacker or scrubber. This will impress them. Don't invite them back to your place unless it's spotless. Key tip #3 Avoid ostentaion. Virgos don't expect to be ostentatiously flattered or wined and dined just for the sake of display. That comes under the heading of "phony." They don't want phoniness. They want genuine...er...genuiness. Suggested opening line: "Can I get you a napkin?" What to talk about: Fitness, health, diet, "natural" products, work - they're happy to discuss your work or their work. Tell them about the child you're supporting in a Third World country, any relative or friend who works for the underpriveleged. How to seduce a virgo: Key tip # 1 Don't freak them out or stun them in any way during the seduction process. If you freak them out, all your previous efforts will have been in vain. They will retreat into prissy and prudish mode and your solid grtoundwork will turn into mud. They often need long foreplay. In fact, they may need eight-, nine-, or tenplay. Virgos are very self-critical. They are terrible moralizers, so you have to tease them along a bit to convince them that what they are about to do is is not only terribly moral, but good for their health because it's natural. Must do's Bathe Frequently Be patient Share the cleaning Put things back where they belong Bring them the occasional bunch of flowere(women). No-No's Never make a mess Never draw attention to yourself or them in public. Don't pinch their butt in front of other people. Don't put your elbows on the table. Fold your napkin at the end of the meal. Never raise your voice. IP: Logged |
NAM unregistered
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posted November 10, 2007 10:40 PM
Male Cancer please, and if you have time Male Sag. Thank you!IP: Logged |
MUSTANG unregistered
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posted November 10, 2007 10:51 PM
Aquarius(My sign ) Hang loose, hang free, hang out, hangups. Key Tactic: Come across as being independent, individualistic, and ahead of your time. Aquarians are looking for someone beyond the norm. You have to strike them as being a cut above the mundane. They are interested in the bizarre or unusual. Quickly slip into the conversation some mention of one of your unique talents or interests that is well beyond steak-and-potatoes suburbia. Don't appear limited, predictable, average, boring or conformist. Key Tip: The way to get an aquarian intersted in you is primarily through their passion for talking. Don't hesitate to plunge tongue first into intense exchanges on politics, sex, or religion. There are no inhibitions in aquarian conversations. When you sense you've hit on a subject they're passionate about say, "I'm really into this, you know. I really want to know more about it. Why don't I come around to your place tomorrow with a bottle of wine and some take-out so we can talk more?" Aquarians love a free meal and usually don't enjoy cooking, so the prospect of your bringing over the food and the wine will be most appealing. The next morning, quickly bone up on whatever the topic of conversation was. (Probably how to fix the world, how to get rich quick, how to drop out of society - or how to do all three simultaneously.) There is only one commandment for those who set out to seduce an aquarian: "Verily thou shalt impress upon them deeply that thou art not out to entrap them nor doth thou intend to move in with them nor art thou out to change their lifestyle in even the smallest way. Make sure they fully realize you don't equate a naughty weekend with a prenuptial agreement. Aquarians have a cautious eye out for anyone trying to annex their freedom. This aversion to feeling fenced in often keeps them celibate for long periods of time. This is the sign most likely to pull back from togetherness and sentimentality. They like to have an escape hatch ready and waiting. Key Tactic: Don't make too many demands on them. Must Do's Expect that they will exhibit as much interest in a stranger as in you. be self-sufficient; they hate having demands made of them. Respect their need for space and free time. Learn to cook for yourself and them. Learn where all the good take-out restaurants are. No-No's Never expect to be the only interst in their life. Never refer to yourself as their girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/lover. You are simply a "friend." Never make demands on them that take them away from their established circle of friends. They are great believers that lovers come and go but friends are forever. Never expect to be included in family gatherings. Never expect a home cooked meal. Never expect TLC when you are sick. Avoid talking commitment. IP: Logged |
EighthMoon Knowflake Posts: 102 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 10, 2007 11:13 PM
That about sums it up!I appreciate you taking the time to type these out! Thanks so much, Mustang! 8th IP: Logged |
MUSTANG unregistered
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posted November 10, 2007 11:39 PM
No problem, 8th. I'm going to one more for tonight - there are like, 15 pages per sign, and I'm trying to just do the highlights. There are some pretty unapprpriate things that I'm leaving out... Ok, JJ's... Capricorn Are you happy to see me or is that a resume in your pocket? Reliable, solid, practical, serious, reserved, dignified, status-conscious, decent, sensible. If you think that sounds boring, think again. If you suspect that such an individual couldn't do much for your previously unsatisfied passions, please reconsider. Capricorn is reputed to have the strongest sex drive in the zodiac. If you want someone who is uptight, honorable and dependable, and yet who behind closed doors has a voracious sexaul appetite, consider Mr. or Ms. Capricorn. They are unlikely to let you down - either in or out of the bedroom. Like fine wines, capricorns improve with age. They hate sham, name-dropping and shallowness. Nor are they impressed by the gaudy. You think your trendy sports car impresses capricorn? If you own a sportscar but you don't own your own home, capricorn will not regard the flashy sportscar as a turn-on; they will regard it as a sign you are an idiot. Key tactic: You MUST convince capricorn you are a mentally solid individual, who, should the affair come to an end, will not engage in acts of vengeance, public screaming matches, nervous breakdowns, legal action or suicide attempts, but instead will behave discreetly, honorably, and truthfully and will ideally remain their friend. Leave your outrageous clothing at the back of the closet. No t-shirts with suggestive slogans, no jeans that reveal anatomical details, nothing vulgar. Do not gush over them. If you must gush, do it over something else. They don;t like to be emoted over. Remember that capricorn is a highly sexed sign. They are generally keen to get on with it. They don't usually need a lot of foreplay. When the stopper is taken out of the bottle, a sexual genie emerges who is eager to grant all sexual wishes. They are capable of sheer animal lust. Behind closed doors. Capricorn is the sexual surprise package of the zodiac. Key Tip: Never ever ridicule a capricorn. IP: Logged |
CoralFrequency Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Aug 2009
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posted November 10, 2007 11:48 PM
Could you do:Female - Aries.. and Male - Sagittarius Thank you IP: Logged |
CoralFrequency Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Aug 2009
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posted November 10, 2007 11:50 PM
I really like the Capricorn one btw lol quote: capricorn will not regard the flashy sportscar as a turn-on; they will regard it as a sign you are an idiot.
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luna*tic12 unregistered
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posted November 11, 2007 02:09 AM
PLEEEEASE TELL ME HOW TO ATTRACT A SCORPIO MALE!------------------ Cancer Sun/Leo Moon/Leo Rising/Sun and Moon in 12th House. IP: Logged |
kfn327 Knowflake Posts: 150 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted November 11, 2007 02:20 AM
-Scorpio male -Scorpio female -Leo maleIP: Logged |
yourfriendinspirit unregistered
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posted November 11, 2007 02:45 AM
Hey there MUSTANG I'm not interested in receiving any information from you as this book already lives in my home library as well. I just wanted to stop in here to say, This is really a very generous and kind offer of you to share so much of your time and energy helping everyone out this way. You ROCK!!! IP: Logged |
MoonDreamer81 unregistered
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posted November 11, 2007 07:00 AM
How about a Double Taurus couple?? + ------------------ S:Taurus ASC:Gemini M:Scorpio ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Be Kinder Than Necessary,For Everyone You Meet Is Fighting Some Kind of Battle..." IP: Logged |
anni17 unregistered
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posted November 11, 2007 08:58 AM
Aries, please!IP: Logged |
sinderlou unregistered
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posted November 11, 2007 09:51 AM
cancer male and pisces femalesthanks for this offer!!! IP: Logged |
JJ unregistered
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posted November 11, 2007 05:16 PM
THANK YOU!! . It's awesome .IP: Logged |
AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 4418 From: Pleasanton, CA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 11, 2007 10:18 PM
Nice!!! My Sun and Moon have already been done.Frankly, the Virgo description was right on, on several layers for me. My very sensitive Sag dislikes all unnatural things, and thus uses a natural deodorant that smells like Tomato or something. It drives me bonkers. I've been considering asking her to use something else. (After all, I always smell good myself ) It did take me about a year to really start trusting her and our relationship. quote: You must convince virgo that not only will you not mess up their life - you will help raise neatness and organzation to new heights.
Hell yes!! Bring on the organization. I WOULD love a person for that! quote: They want genuine...er...genuiness.
Yup! quote: They are terrible moralizers, so you have to tease them along a bit to convince them that what they are about to do is is not only terribly moral, but good for their health because it's natural.
Very true. quote: Bring them the occasional bunch of flowers(women).
You could bring me flowers, too. I wouldn't mind. IP: Logged |
AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 4418 From: Pleasanton, CA Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 12, 2007 02:44 AM
On the Capricorn side: quote: They hate sham, name-dropping and shallowness. Nor are they impressed by the gaudy. You think your trendy sports car impresses capricorn? If you own a sportscar but you don't own your own home, capricorn will not regard the flashy sportscar as a turn-on; they will regard it as a sign you are an idiot.
Very true, especially the name-dropping. Save it for someone who cares. quote: You MUST convince capricorn you are a mentally solid individual, who, should the affair come to an end, will not engage in acts of vengeance, public screaming matches, nervous breakdowns, legal action or suicide attempts, but instead will behave discreetly, honorably, and truthfully and will ideally remain their friend.
Absolutely essential!! IP: Logged |
Unmoved Knowflake Posts: 2196 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted November 12, 2007 03:41 AM
So, MUSTANG, I know this is off topic but re: The Aquarius Man, since you are one, then... Do Aquarian men ever love, commit or desire companionship? I ask because well, I am doing God knows what with an Aquarian and he is the one who brings up the subject of "you're my girlfriend", basically he is doing all or desiring all the No No's you mentioned above, and I seem not to believe a word he says because I am inclined to think that Aquarius men are as you described above. Basically, whenever he says something romantic, I just consider it utter rubbish, but other than that, we get on like a house on fire giggling all the time. Apparently my skepticism hurts his feelings. I doubt that. I think what hurts his feelings is that I am onto him. What do you think? IP: Logged |
GeminiLover75 unregistered
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posted November 12, 2007 04:12 AM
Oooh! Gemini please! Male of course. and I already saw Aquarius. I want to know about Leo's. IP: Logged |
GeminiLover75 unregistered
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posted November 12, 2007 04:18 AM
LOL AG, nicely suggest that your girlfriend tries the Avalon range of natural deodorants. You can get lavender, or lemon verbena, and I think the other one is wild yam. Sag rising, and I dislike unnatural products too. IP: Logged | |