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summerdream
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posted January 31, 2008 08:44 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Anyone have heard this song?

The Man Who Got No Sign
Lyrics by Shel Silverstein

(Japanese:
Ko-we-ha Gemini Jim taw Scorpio Salo
Taw sejno-nej-o-to-kono o-ha-na-shi-te-saw.)

There was Gemini Jim and Scorpio Sal they was livin' by the Golden Gate
Freezin' their nose and wearin' leather clothes and dealin' every way but straight
They had a Leo dog and a Capricorn cat and everything was goin' fine
Until into their life on a moonless night come the man who got no sign
He roared right in like some evil wind and he rolled himself a righteous smoke
As the thunder scrashed and the lightenin' flashed he took a toke and a spoke
Said he was born in an astrological warp when the stars refused to shine
On the cusp of Nowhere and Nevermore he's the man that got no sign
Then he told a story of an endless search to find his missin' part
And Scorpio Sal she smiles at him tries to do his chart
But the Pisces Ben who was Jim's best friend said, man you must be blind
You better grab your knife and take the life of the man who'd got no sign
And so it happened and his blood run soaked the ground
The arrest was made by Sheriff Slade and Aquarius thru and thru
But the jailer was a Sagittarius so he beat Jim black and blue
And then they dragged him up to the courthouse stairs they said Jim how do you plea
He said man the moon's in Virgo so the blame don't fall on me
Well the jury all was the Libras so you know they was more than fair
But the lawyer was an Aries and an Aries just don't care
The judge he was a Cancer and Cancers have no friends
But the hungman was a Taurus and that's where the circle ends

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Seeing Stars 7.21
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posted February 01, 2008 12:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Seeing Stars 7.21     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[quote]The judge he was a Cancer and Cancers have no friends[quote]


.. I have friends


lol

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CoralFrequency
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posted February 01, 2008 01:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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But the Pisces Ben who was Jim's best friend said, man you must be blind
You better grab your knife and take the life of the man who'd got no sign

ya because that's exactly what Pisces would say

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Seeing Stars 7.21
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posted February 01, 2008 03:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Seeing Stars 7.21     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

oh jeeze. Coral quit your whining.

your not even a Pisces anyway so why are you fussin?

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jane
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posted February 01, 2008 08:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
the hungman was a Taurus

So true!! Sorry, couldn't resist.

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CoralFrequency
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posted February 01, 2008 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CoralFrequency     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol SS, My best friend is!

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summerdream
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posted February 01, 2008 12:05 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And I am a just god. Opps type, I mean "dog"!

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