Posts: 45
From: always here and no where
Registered: Apr 2009

posted March 13, 2008 08:19 PM            

---

RULES-->Please select month, date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:

January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duvet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------------homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my bestfriend’s girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:

White---------Because i was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I’am shy
Gray----------Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry

IP: Logged

Posts: 4418
From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009

posted March 13, 2008 08:21 PM            

---

I hit an old lady, because I hate myself.

IP: Logged

posted March 13, 2008 09:07 PM              

---

I fell in love with an old lady because I hate myself. LOL

IP: Logged

Posts: 982
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Apr 2009

posted March 13, 2008 09:35 PM            

---

I danced with a stuffed animal because that's the way I am.

IP: Logged

posted March 13, 2008 09:44 PM              

---

i murdered the computer because i cant control myself.

makes sense

IP: Logged

Posts: 18
From:
Registered: Apr 2009

posted March 13, 2008 10:19 PM            

---

I killed myself because I was high...

hahhaah

IP: Logged

Posts: 188
From:
Registered: May 2009

posted March 13, 2008 11:11 PM            

---

I sang a duet with an old lady because I was drunk.

Sounds about right. lol.

------------------
Virgo Sun/Aries Moon/Scorpio Rising

IP: Logged

Posts: 137
From:
Registered: Apr 2009

posted March 13, 2008 11:16 PM            

---

I gave my shoes to a permanent marker because I was drunk. ?

IP: Logged

Posts: 22
From: Rainy City
Registered: Nov 2009

posted March 14, 2008 02:02 AM            

---

I ran away with a gangsta because i was drunk...

this is hilarious.

IP: Logged

Posts: 95
From:
Registered: Apr 2009

posted March 14, 2008 02:17 AM            

---

I hit a permanent marker cause I was hungry.

MINE SUX

I like AG and Alma pisces

IP: Logged

posted March 14, 2008 02:23 AM              

---

I kissed a cannibal because I was hungry.

IP: Logged

posted March 14, 2008 02:24 AM              

---

LOL WHAT!

IP: Logged

Posts: 0
From: victoria, australia
Registered: Aug 2009

posted March 14, 2008 02:36 AM            

---

I ate a policeman because I was drunk!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! SO funny!

IP: Logged

Posts: 0
From: Norway
Registered: Oct 2009

posted March 14, 2008 03:03 AM            

---

Month, day, shirt: I fell in love with a cannibal because that's the way I am.
If I'd been born just one day earlier it would have been extremely fitting (I fell in love with a policeman because that's the way I am) since I just can't resist policemen!

------------------
Cancer Rising
Gemini Sun
Libra Moon
Cancer Venus
Gemini Mars

IP: Logged

posted March 14, 2008 03:26 AM              

---

... for me and my loved one ...

me ... I sang a duvet with an ipod because I was in mental hospital.

him ... I fell in love with a giraffe because i cant control myself.

IP: Logged

Posts: 0
From:
Registered: Apr 2010

posted March 14, 2008 04:12 AM            

---

i had a crush on the computer because I can't control myself.....

IP: Logged

Posts: 1277
From:
Registered: Jul 2009

posted March 14, 2008 04:26 AM            

---

I hit my best friend's boyfriend because I'm shy.

Mine doesn't make any sense, but some of these were hilarious.

Zala - Go girl. "I hope you daaaance..."

I feel bad for the old lady the self-loathers know.

IP: Logged

Posts: 1277
From:
Registered: Jul 2009

posted March 14, 2008 04:28 AM            

---

OzMeg - Yours reminded me of a Stephen Colbert joke. He joked that he killed a panda, but in his defense "1). It was dark, 2). He was drunk, and 3). It was delicious."

IP: Logged

Posts: 4
From: Chiang Mai THAILAND
Registered: Apr 2009

posted March 14, 2008 05:13 AM            

---

I gave my shoes to a monkey because I was drunk

thought I've actually done that ;D

IP: Logged

Posts:
From:
Registered:

posted March 14, 2008 06:26 AM            

---

I danced with myself because I was in a mental hospital.

Ha! This is funny.

IP: Logged

posted March 14, 2008 06:45 AM              

---

I kissed my best friend's boyfriend because I am half dead and cannot control myself.

IP: Logged

Posts: 47
From: Delaware
Registered: Apr 2009

posted March 14, 2008 07:44 AM            

---

This is so funny.

I gave my shoes to a mad Monkey because I was in a Mental Hospital.

IP: Logged

posted March 14, 2008 10:03 AM              

---

I sang a duvet with a paperclip because that´s the way i am - :P

IP: Logged

posted March 14, 2008 10:14 AM              

---

I killed a stuffed animal, because I can't control myself!

IP: Logged

posted March 14, 2008 10:20 AM              

---

i gave my shoes to myself because I was in a mental hospital

lol

IP: Logged