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Topic: Giggles for the Day-Happy Tuesday Snowflakes! :D
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savanna20
Knowflake Posts: 370
From: Malibu, CA
Registered: Sep 2008
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posted October 07, 2008 05:16 PM
 
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right… 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacherIP: Logged |
Kick It
Knowflake Posts: 1032
From: Leeds
Registered: May 2008
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posted October 07, 2008 05:22 PM
Better than anything I can come up with. Really!  IP: Logged |
lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 3823
From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted October 07, 2008 05:26 PM
Hello! and Welcome to LL savanna20 
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savanna20
Knowflake Posts: 370
From: Malibu, CA
Registered: Sep 2008
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posted October 07, 2008 05:27 PM
Thank you! IP: Logged |
Kick It
Knowflake Posts: 1032
From: Leeds
Registered: May 2008
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posted October 07, 2008 05:31 PM
Best Ones: quote:
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right… 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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deuxantares
Knowflake Posts: 1197
From: Meet Me in Sofia
Registered: Nov 2006
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posted October 07, 2008 05:35 PM
What sun sign is Winnie? quote:
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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savanna20
Knowflake Posts: 370
From: Malibu, CA
Registered: Sep 2008
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posted October 07, 2008 05:43 PM
I would say Leo or Aries. IP: Logged | |
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