posted November 16, 2008 09:38 PM         

Aries: ­ Anything, as long as it's got a lot of energy!

Taurus: ­ A turtle: it's slow-moving, doesn't need a lot of attention, and won't compete with its owner for food.

Gemini: A talking parrot; need I say more? Well, of course I do, but--

Cancer: ­ Anything, as long as it needs to be nurtured.

Leo: ­ A big, bold, ferocious feline, as long as it doesn't compete with its owner's place in the sun.

Virgo: ­ Let's see, I have to get up at 7:30 to feed it, let it out at 7:45, at 10:00 I need to go to the grocery store to pick up three cans of food, which will cost $3.86, including tax--

Libra ­: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won't require as much time and attention. Oh, I don't know. What would you do? Are you sure?

Scorpio: ­ A cat. Secretive, mysterious, and unpredictable. What's not to like?

Sagittarius: ­ A horse, of course! Letıs hope it's got enough stamina to keep up with me.

Capricorn: Do I have to pay for it?

Aquarius ­: A hamster. First, I've got to set up a detailed cage with tubes going from here to here, and an energy sensor--they don't make anything like that? That's okay, I'm sure what I come up with will be much better.

Pisces : Fish. When their owner forgets about them for weeks on end, they're easy to replace. If Pisces remembers to replace them...

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Signs and the cars they drive
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Aries: Something fast... and red!
Taurus: A volvo
Gemini: Car? you mean two cars.
Cancer: A family car
Leo: A limo.. with a chauffeur
Virgo: An economic car. Virgo will have it clean and neat and ready to drive everyone everywhere.
Libra: Will not be able to make a choice and will end up riding with friends.
Scorpio: Something in a dark color.. fumed windows. No one will know what it looks like inside
Sagittarius: What car? The Sag is on a plane right now.
Capricorn: A mercedes benz..
Aquarius: The waterbearer takes buses and subways. Cars are for snobby people.
Pisces: Doesn't matter. Pisces will always be too stoned to remember the partking spot.

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Why each sign decided to study Astrology

Aries: Wants to be the absolute best who reads natal charts.

Taurus: Nah, they're too lazy to study astrology.

Gemini: They are curious; as simple as that.

Cancer: Needs predictive astrology to know how many people are coming over to dinner.

Leo: They want to know what astrology says about Leos.

Virgo: A friend was interested and the Virgo wanted to help out.

Libra: Maybe a horary could help them make some choices.

Scorpio: Studying other people's charts can tell you a lot about their secrets.

Sagittarius: Why not?

Capricorn: studying other people's charts can tell you a lot about what motivates them.

Aquarius: Because most people don't believe in astrology.

Pisces: Astrology can bring the world together and make it a better place.

posted November 17, 2008 06:17 AM         

Libra ­: Hm, good question. One the one hand, a dog is active, affectionate, and companionable. On the other hand, a cat is pretty independent and won't require as much time and attention.
I take BOTH, or maybe all of them pets

Car:
Libra: Will not be able to make a choice and will end up riding with friends.
Or driving friends around(with someone else's car that is)

Study:
Libra: Maybe astrology could help them make some choices.

posted November 17, 2008 10:08 AM         

This is her when shes being demanding lol

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Sun.. Cancer

Moon.. Gemini

Mars.. Cancer

Mercury.. Cancer

Venus.. Leo

posted November 17, 2008 10:38 AM         

lol

agree!this is me ))

posted November 17, 2008 11:55 AM         

The car isn't necessarily right. I can see Capricorns in a whole range of cars. For instance, I like Subarus a lot.

posted November 17, 2008 09:06 PM         

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Gemini likes monkeys. I've seen it several times.

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