posted October 11, 2004 02:35 AM              

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
> lightbulb?
>
> The Answer is TEN:
>
> 1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed,
>
> 2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs
> to be changed,
>
> 3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb,
>
> 4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
> changing the lightbulb or for darkness,
>
> 5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the
> new lightbulb,
>
> 6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
> on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished",
>
> 7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
> in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",
>
> 8. one to viciously smear #7,
>
> 9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
> has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
>
> 10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
> screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

INTERNATIONAL THINKING

AT ITS BEST!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your
computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization

COW TRACKING

Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in the country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

posted October 14, 2004 01:35 AM            

Has anyone seen Political Bohemian Rhapsody?
http://sihf.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&content_id=6019&page=3&source=oct

Not as good as the www.jibjab.com ones but still pretty funny.