posted October 22, 2004 07:35 PM              

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(joke)

After the election Bush/Kerry were tied with 269. Nobody in the House wanted to declair a winner so they decided to send both Bush and Kerry on an ice fishing trip for five days. The person who caught the most fish will win the Presidency. They weren't allowed to speak to each other or anybody outside. The first day Bush and Kerry went out their seperate ways on opposite ends of the lake.

First day Kerry came back with ten fish

Second day Kerry came back with fifteen fish

Third day Kerry came back with twenty fish

Fourth day Kerry came back with twenty-five fish

That fourth night Bush decided to call up Cheney and tell him what was going on. He told how Kerry kept coming back with all these fish and he didn't get one. Cheney said, "Well George he is probably cheating." Bush said "I never thought about that. You're probably right Dick. What do I do?" So Cheney told him he should follow Kerry the next day instead of going out and fishing. That fifth night Bush called up Cheney to give him the report. "You're right Dick about Kerry. He is cheating." Cheney wanted to know what he was doing, "What is it George?" And George said: "He's making a hole in the ice to get the fish."

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posted October 22, 2004 10:00 PM              

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Good one

Have to copy this and send it on.

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posted October 23, 2004 12:21 AM              

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posted October 23, 2004 12:32 AM            

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